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New fairy tale 1

Aladdin got the magic lamp and relied on it to live a prosperous life. Now, he seemed tired of this life of reaching out for clothes and opening his mouth for food, and decided to find a new owner for the magic lamp. He did what he said and posted a "Hero List" at the door of his villa, which clearly pointed out that whoever can use the magic lamp properly will own the magic lamp.

No, as soon as the notice was posted, it attracted countless passers-by to stop and watch. Many people talk about how they use the magic lamp, but no one can really talk about Aladdin's heart. One day, a big man came. As soon as he arrived at the door, he couldn't wait to say to Aladdin: "Now, some countries are still in war and the people are in dire straits. I want to become the new owner of the magic lamp. With it, I can Stop the war, bring peace to the world, make the people feel at ease, and benefit the world."

At this moment, a man in gorgeous and neat clothes came to Aladdin and said, "I don't ask for wealth or glory. He only wants every country in the world to develop equally. He wants all countries to be strong and prosperous, so that no one is high or low, so that everyone can eat well, sleep well, Dress warmly and live a comfortable life."

This troubled Aladdin. When he was thinking about who the magic lamp should belong to, another old man suddenly came. As soon as the old man saw Aladdin, he said regretfully: "In the past, when I was a child, I was surrounded by green mountains and green waters, white clouds, birds singing and flowers fragrant. People lived a happy life! But now, a large number of factories have sprouted up. It will emit waste gas and pollute water sources. I just want to rebuild my original home, and I will die without regrets. So, can you please fulfill my last wish?"

Aladdin said happily. He smiled, handed the magic lamp to the three of them and announced that these three people were the new owners of the magic lamp, allowing them to realize their wishes respectively. New Fairy Tale 2

Everyone has heard of the story of "The Tortoise and the Hare". The hare lost to the tortoise because of sleeping. This shows that although the hare has an absolute advantage in the competition, it is lazy, Underestimating the enemy will eventually lose the game, but for the weak turtle, you should not be discouraged in the competition and wait for the opponent to make mistakes. As long as the opponent makes a mistake, you can seize the opportunity to turn defeat into victory.

But this story is not over, there is a second time. In the second race, the rabbit didn't sleep in the middle and ran to the finish line in one breath. This shows that as long as the party with the advantage in the competition does not make mistakes, the party with the disadvantage will never have a chance to win.

How can the disadvantaged side win? So there was a third game, and the tortoise chose the course of the game. When the rabbit ran to the end, he found a river. Because the rabbit couldn't swim, he couldn't reach the end, but the tortoise slowly crawled over and swam across the river and won. So when a clearly disadvantaged side wants to win, the best way is to change the rules of the game.

In business wars, competition will not end once or twice. It may continue continuously, so there is a fourth competition. This time, when on land, the hare carried the tortoise, and when in the water, the tortoise carried the hare, and they both reached the finish line together. The time for both parties to reach the finish line is shortened, so the final outcome is actually a win-win situation. Therefore, when competing with competitors for a long time, the best result is actually a win-win situation, which requires us to pay attention to the use of competition and cooperation in the competition.

We live in an ever-changing time and space. People often doubt that friendship, love, and even family ties will change. There are no permanent friends, lovers, or relatives. On the other hand, opposition will not always exist, and "enemies" will not always be enemies. New fairy tale 3

Spring is here, the wind is sunny, and the little white cat and the little black cat are jumping to play by the river. They were racing for a while, catching butterflies for a while, and had a great time.

The little white cat and the little black cat were tired from playing and sat on the bridge to rest. The little black cat saw two fat and big fish swimming freely in the river. It drooled with greed and couldn't wait to stretch out its claws to catch the fish. The little white cat stamped its feet anxiously and said, "No, no, it's too dangerous!" But the little black cat didn't listen to the advice and stretched out to catch the fish, and fell into the water with a "plop". The little black cat couldn't swim and struggled desperately in the water.

The little white cat thought to himself: What can I do? If this continues, the little black cat will drown! Suddenly, he had an idea and thought of Sister Bai Goose, a good swimmer. If he could let her save the little black cat, that would definitely work! So, the little white cat hurried to Bai Goose's house and panted: "Sister Bai Goose, the little black cat fell into the water. Go and save it!" Bai Goose immediately put down what he was doing. My son followed the little white cat to the river and saw that the little black cat was dying. Without saying a word, he jumped up and swam hard to the little black cat. While swimming, he comforted it and said: "Little black cat, don't be afraid. , I'm here to save you!" After a while, the white goose swam to the little black cat, held up the little black cat with one hand, let it climb on his back, and swam to the shore.

The little black cat was finally saved. The little white cat said: "You can't be greedy anymore. Thanks to Sister Bai Goose today, otherwise you would have died." The little black cat lowered his head in shame. . New Fairy Tale 4

The idiom "The Tortoise and the Hare" spread in the forest, and the little rabbit Honghong felt unable to lift her head. The friends all joked that Little Rabbit was such a lazy boy that he even slept during the race.

Honghong ran home, her ears drooped and her face unhappy. Complained to Mother Rabbit: "How come our ancestors are so lazy that they even sleep during the race!"

Mother Rabbit sighed and said: "This cannot be blamed on our ancestors for being lazy, we can only blame the tortoise for crawling slowly. Our ancestors were compassionate and wanted to wait for the tortoise, so they leaned under the tree and fell asleep. The tortoise did not wait for our ancestors when it came, but left first, so our ancestors were still sleeping and waiting for the tortoise. , when our ancestors woke up, the turtle had reached the end."

Honghong said helplessly: "Then there is nothing we can do?"

"No. Said: "As long as we are willing to exercise, even turtles can train fast, and we can defeat them."

Honghong stopped and her mother said that no matter it was windy or raining, it would be there. practice. The more you practice, the faster you get.

Once, there was a tortoise and the hare race in the forest, and both Honghong and the turtle signed up. The referee gave the order to run. Honghong rushed out like an arrow, but the turtle crawled slower and slower, while Honghong ran faster and faster. Honghong rushed to the end, but the turtle was crawling behind. Honghong was very happy to win the championship, and her heart was as sweet as honey.

Honghong thought: I will continue to work hard, and I will fight for first place next time! New Fairy Tale 5

A little boy was playing happily on the hillside. He fluttered butterflies and caught grasshoppers, carefree and very happy.

Suddenly, the little boy saw a big bad wolf peeking in the distance. He shouted for help in fear: "The wolf is coming, help!" The wolf ran away in fright. When the adults heard the cry for help, they dropped what they were doing and came over with sticks. They didn't see the shadow of the wolf, didn't believe the little boy's explanation, thought the little boy was lying, and went about their work angrily.

The little boy was very sad. He didn’t know why the adults didn’t believe that the wolf had really come. He felt very frustrated. Butterflies flew over, grasshoppers jumped over, and he lost interest. He just sat blankly, thinking...

At this time, the big bad wolf appeared again, and the little boy looked at it again. He got it, but he didn't dare to shout. He was afraid that the adults would accuse him of being dishonest again.

The big bad wolf felt that there was no danger around him, so he quietly approached here. The little boy had been observing the whereabouts of the big bad wolf in fear. When he saw the big bad wolf sticking out its long red tongue not far away, he couldn't help but shouted for help in fear: "The wolf is coming, help!" "The wolf is coming, help!" The big bad wolf hid cunningly.

When the adults heard the cry for help, they rushed over again, but did not see the shadow of the wolf. They did not listen to the little boy's words and angrily scolded him: "Why do you lie to us again and again? You What a bad boy who loves to lie!"

The adults left angrily, and the little boy felt even sadder and more lonely. He didn't know what he had done wrong, and why the truth he told was in the eyes of the adults. Just lying. He sadly hid on the hillside and shed tears. At this time, he clearly felt that the danger was getting closer and closer to him. When he looked up, the little boy saw that the big bad wolf was close at hand and was about to pounce on him.

The little boy was so frightened that he could not move. He could only shout desperately: "The wolf is coming, the wolf is coming..."

The little boy shouted over and over again, No adult came, but the ferocious-looking big bad wolf was approaching him step by step, and its heavy, terrifying breathing almost reached his ears.

The little boy shouted one last time in despair: "The wolf is coming..."

Children who are killed by the wolf will never understand: being deceived and hypocritical Adults influenced by the world's customs will only believe what they see with their own eyes. They have long forgotten what innocence and sincerity are. New fairy tale 6

The sinister chicken - killing the snake with a borrowed knife

In the crazy country, there is a sinister chicken who wants to be the king of the crazy country. Therefore, it must defeat the most powerful pythons and crocodiles.

On this day, it was thinking: "Snakes and crocodiles are so strong, I will definitely not be able to defeat them, what should I do?" By chance, it met a Tyrannosaurus rex that died of old age, and the chicken had an idea: " Haha, I have an idea!" It found a huge lotus leaf and a sharp knife, cut off some dragon meat and wrapped it in the lotus leaf. Then, it ran to the river and found the crocodile, and said to it: "I will give you this dragon meat. Let's make friends!" When the crocodile saw that there was meat to eat, he said happily: "Okay!" I felt secretly happy when I heard it.

In order to gain the crocodile’s trust, the chicken brings delicious food to the crocodile every day. Gradually, the crocodile regarded the chick as his close friend.

One day, the chicken cried and went to the river to look for the crocodile. When the crocodile saw it, he hurriedly asked: "Brother Chicken, what's wrong with you?" The chicken cried and said, "The python warned me not to be friends with you anymore, otherwise it will eat me!" The crocodile was furious when he heard this: "You wait. , I will settle the score with it right now!" The crocodile found the python and started fighting without saying a word. They fought for three days and three nights. The crocodile finally won and the python was killed. At this time, the crocodile could not hold on and fell down. When the chicken saw that the time had come, he showed a ferocious smile, pulled out a sharp knife and killed the crocodile with only one breath left.

From then on, the chicken became the king of land and water, living a domineering life until the next chicken king appeared... New fairy tale 7

Turtle In the first 99 games with the rabbit, they fought secretly. Both sides used harmful tricks. For example, the rabbit used a parachute to defeat the turtle. The turtle was not to be outdone and brought bubble gum to confuse the rabbit. It has been exhausted and both parties have suffered losses.

This competition is full of dangers. The organizer, the fox, wants to monopolize all kinds of trophies and kill them, so the fox deliberately made a trap, leaving the rabbit and the tortoise with no way to survive and die. I don’t know why, The fox's mind was broken. The fox's ferocious face frightened the tortoise and the rabbit. On the day of the competition, the fox blew the whistle and the competition started. They rushed out one meter together. The competition was very fierce. They quickly reached the grass again. This was their misfortune.

The tortoise accidentally fell into the trap in the grass and tripped on his back. At this time, a fire broke out. The rabbit could have walked away on his own, but the rabbit saved the tortoise. The tortoise was very moved and felt I owe you a favor and feel very guilty. This news reached the fox's ears, "Turtle, you are not dead, you are actually saved. Be careful of your good friend rabbit." The fox said to himself coldly.

After many difficulties, the tortoise and the rabbit came to the swamp. By accident, the rabbit stepped on the trap and almost fell in. The tortoise thought: "The rabbit saved himself once, so he must save it." He tried his best to save the rabbit, and the rabbit was very grateful. At this time, they became good friends and worked together to reach the end. This encounter made their fighting spirit a lot stronger.

In the end, they walked side by side to the finish line, tied for first place. They also received the Bravery Award, the Teamwork Award, the Outstanding Discipline Award, and the Best Wisdom Award. The fox was furious and went to an unknown place. New Fairy Tale 8

There is a majestic waterfall in the mountains, and next to the waterfall is a gurgling mountain spring. The waterfall pouring down is extremely magnificent, attracting countless Chinese and foreign tourists. () Tourists couldn't help but sigh: "It's really like 'the water flows down three thousand feet, as if the Milky Way has fallen into the sky'!" As time goes by, the waterfall is intoxicated with the admiration of tourists.

One day, the waterfall heard the mountain spring singing happily, so it yelled at the mountain spring angrily: "You are very happy, aren't you? You have become famous because of me, but you are ungrateful. How dare you show off in front of me to attract tourists!" " I'm not famous!" Shanquan was very puzzled. "You are still quibbling!" Waterfall no longer ignored Shanquan. After a few years, the mountain springs were diverted to other places, the water was cut off, and the waterfalls disappeared. However, Shanquan still lives happily. Instructor Huang Wenzheng compiled a new fairy tale 9

On the day when it was the tortoise and the hare’s turn, the weather was fine and many animals came to the competition site. They surrounded the track with three layers inside and three layers outside. Some of them were The hare cheered and shouted, and some cheered for the tortoise, hoping that the tortoise would perform another miracle. The elephant still acted as the referee, and the atmosphere on the competition field was extremely tense.

When the tortoise and the rabbit stood on the starting line, the animals roared in unison, and the competition field was bustling. The elephant came over, and the competition field became much quieter. The rabbit was very impatient, and it used With round red tears, the turtle glanced sideways, but the turtle calmly buried his head and thought to himself, I'd better play steadily, it doesn't matter if I'm in a panic, and I can't be afraid of being tired and discouraged.

After a while, the elephant referee blew the whistle, and the rabbit rushed out like an arrow. As he ran, the rabbit thought, he must learn a lesson this time, and he can no longer lie down and fall asleep in the middle of the road with pride and complacency. When I woke up, I saw the rabbit running forward desperately. It was already far beyond the tortoise. The rabbit ran faster and faster. At this time, the shouts and applause of the animals could not be heard. Some of them were People were watching from the trees, and some were jumping up on the ground to watch. The competition scene was filled with excitement. The animals were in high spirits, and they all cheered and jumped for the tortoise and the hare.

Just when the rabbit was about to reach the finish line, there was a fifteen-meter-wide river blocking it in front. The rabbit was immediately helpless and frustrated. It couldn't swim, so it had to run along the river, trying to find the bridge as soon as possible, then cross the bridge and run towards the finish line. The turtle crawled forward step by step. However, the rabbit ran around and still couldn't find the bridge. When the turtle saw a river ahead, he saw that his limbs were coordinated and he paddled and swam quickly. He quickly crossed the river and rushed to the finish line.

When the rabbit saw that the turtle had crossed the line, he thought to himself, this time I suffered a big loss again, all because I can’t swim.

At the end of the game: the tortoise still came in first, and the rabbit came in second. All the animals applauded and applauded them warmly. New Fairy Tale 10

The first time the tortoise and the hare raced, the little rabbit lost. The little rabbit was very unconvinced and said: I will compete again. "The little turtle agreed.

The next day, the little rabbit ran out of the house quickly and ran to the venue of the competition. The little rabbit waited for a long time. The turtle finally came. The old scalper announced the start of the competition. The little rabbit He quickly rushed in front of the turtle, but when he ran a few dozen meters, he encountered a small river. There was no wooden bridge on the small river, so the little rabbit couldn't cross it, so he had to work anxiously by the river. After a while, the little turtle slowly The little rabbit crawled over. "Little turtle, can you carry me across the river?" "The little turtle agreed to the little rabbit, and carried the little rabbit across the river. He was so tired that he lay on the ground and said to the little rabbit: "Can you carry me for a while? I really can't climb anymore. "The little rabbit readily agreed to the little turtle, and ran quickly towards the finish line with it on his back. When he was almost reaching the finish line, he accidentally tripped over a stone, and the little turtle rolled off its back and fell right on the finish line. , the old scalper announced: "The second time the tortoise and the hare raced, the little tortoise won again!"...

This time, the little rabbit lost again, but it was still very happy because it understood each other. The joy of helping. New Fairy Tale 11

One day, Little Ant Duoduo was patrolling outside. He was patrolling carefully and conscientiously.

Suddenly, he heard something. There was a very strong fragrance, and he walked along the fragrance. In front of him was a very big piece of chocolate. The chocolate looked delicious.

Duoduo wanted to move the chocolate home, but he couldn't move it. He thought for a while and came up with a way, so he ran home and said to the Ant King: Ant King, I found something while patrolling. There was a big piece of chocolate, but I couldn’t move it. I wanted to ask more ants to move with me.

So, the ant king asked many ants to follow the little ant Duoduo, and he asked He came to the place he had just been and said: Ants, look, this is the place, let’s move it home quickly! So they started working! Heyyo, Heyyo, Heyyo, they finally moved the big piece of chocolate into the hole together.

Some chocolates were made into chocolate sauce, some chocolates were stored in warehouses, and some chocolates were made into chocolate drinks

They held a party in the evening At a chocolate dinner party, the ant king greatly praised everyone's actions, and the ants also said in unison: Unity is the most powerful! New Fairy Tale 12

In autumn, the sky is high and the clouds are clear. The weather is getting colder, the sun is no longer so dazzling, the sky is no longer blue, and the cool wind blows, giving me a slight chill.

Autumn is a beautiful scenery. The leaves fell, and the leaves floated down in various strange ways: some danced like butterflies, and some spread their wings and flew like orioles. The maple leaves are like a bunch of blazing flames, adding a gorgeous color to autumn! 1

Autumn is full of fruits. The pears on the pear tree are covered with small freckles, which bend the branches; the oranges on the orange tree are large and small, and they look like small lanterns from a distance; the pomegranates on the pomegranate tree reveal their red color The teeth on the apple tree seem to be smiling at us; the apples on the apple tree rise and fall, and are as red as a child's face, as if to say: "Hello! Hello!"

In autumn, crabs crawl with their teeth and claws. On people's dining tables, the fish jumped happily into people's fishing nets. Why not make people smile? Autumn is a beautiful season. Autumn is a harvest season. In autumn, everything matures. I love autumn!

One day, Little Monkey’s father received a call from his wife and asked Little Monkey to buy something as soon as possible. The little monkey’s father called the little monkey. When the little monkey received the call, he quickly rode his bicycle to the market to buy vegetables as fast as an arrow.

Explained the cause of the matter.

The little rabbit went out to play and suddenly a gust of wind blew by. When he looked back, he saw that it was the little monkey. Why does the little monkey ride so fast? As the little rabbit walked, he thought that there might be guests at home.

"Why does the little monkey ride so fast?" should be changed to "Why does the little monkey ride so fast?"

The little monkey came to the market and saw all kinds of things What should I do if I don’t know what to buy for various vegetables? At this time, I saw an aunt buying red and big tomatoes, and the little monkey followed and bought some. Here I saw an uncle buying green cucumbers, and the little monkey followed suit and bought some more. After a while, the little monkey hurried home after finishing the food.

The detailed description of the little monkey shopping for vegetables is wonderful.

When I got home, my mother had been waiting at the door for a long time. When I saw the vegetables Xiaohou bought, my mother praised him as a smart and sensible boy.

The monkey mother’s words summarize the full text and reveal the center. New Fairy Tale 13

There is a place in the forest full of colorful flowers, and the flowers are talking about who is the most beautiful.

Rose Flower cleared her throat and spoke first: "Look, Miss Peony is so beautiful. She really deserves to be the princess of our flower family!"

Peony heard what Rose Flower said. He said, a little embarrassed, with a blushing face, and said humbly: "We peonies just rely on our pretty faces for people to watch, attract butterflies, and bees spread pollen for us. The truly amazing one is the osmanthus sister. Not everyone says 'osmanthus' Blooming, the fragrance spreads all over the place!"

The sweet-scented osmanthus waved her hands quickly: "No, no, my fragrance is also to attract the little bees to spread pollen." The sweet-scented osmanthus pointed to the impatiens beside her. Said: "Although this child does not have a pretty face, he is of great use."

Who is the most beautiful in the garden? In fact, it doesn't matter. As long as you can bring joy, comfort, happiness, and health to others, you are the most beautiful! New Fairy Tales 14

The world of fairy tales is mysterious and unpredictable, and there are all kinds of strange things.

In that year, several seemingly unrelated things came together accidentally.

Remember that year, there was a race between the tortoise and the hare. The hare lost to the tortoise because of laziness. The hare was very unconvinced. Since then, Rabbit has been practicing running diligently every day. Finally, when the day comes, he can avenge his shame and the Animal Kingdom holds the 36th Games. It sees the turtle on the list and wants to challenge it. As soon as the starting gun fired, the hare and the tortoise rushed out at the same time. The tortoise's face turned red, but the speed was still very slow. He tried his best to catch up with the rabbit, but for a moment he got the upper hand. There was a whistling wind in my ears, and the rabbit ran really fast. He caught up with the tortoise in a short while and overtook the tortoise. And with lightning speed, he left the tortoise behind. The rabbit thought proudly that the victory belonged to him. The rabbit aimed at the tree at the end and rushed over quickly. One afternoon passed. The tortoise finally climbed to the finish line. He was very frustrated because this time he had to lose to the rabbit again. "Congratulations to the turtle for winning." The referee said. The turtle was a little confused and thought, Rabbit, where is the rabbit? It was that year again, and the world had a great harvest. The crops grew very vigorously and the fruits were full. The farmer leaned against the tree, looked at his farmland, squinted and thought to himself, haha, there will be another good harvest this year. "Bang!" With a sound, the farmer saw a rabbit hit the tree. He fell silently at the feet of the farmer. The farmer was very happy and immediately ran home and told what happened in front of his wife. After hearing this, his wife said, thinking that such a strange thing happened, she asked him to stop planting crops and just wait to pick up rabbits under the tree. The farmer thought to himself that this was the first rabbit he had picked up and he should keep it as a souvenir and not eat it. From then on, the farmer waited under that tree for a miracle to happen. Day after day, he gradually became starved and thin. He couldn't bear the hunger anymore, so he roasted the rabbit. Later he saw a stranger coming here. The stranger asked the peasant, where is the palace? The farmer answered him. The stranger thanked him and ran to the palace. The farmer felt something was wrong and asked his son to chase him. The outsider looked at the farmer's son and asked him if he wanted to make money and make "new clothes for the emperor?" The farmer's son readily agreed and put on the clothes of a stranger. When the emperor was in the palace, he heard that there were two strangers who were particularly good at making clothes, so he called them into the palace to make clothes and gave them many rewards. Later, the emperor paraded through the streets wearing the "new clothes" they made. The child laughs at it, and is laughed at by everyone. Afterwards, the emperor was furious and wanted to find them both by name. However, they searched all over the city and couldn't find them. At this time the emperor's son arrived, and the prince said to the emperor, I can help you find them, but you must let me succeed. The emperor angrily agreed, and the prince really found them. The emperor regretted it and stared blankly, but he could only abdicate. It turned out that those two people were the prince's confidants. Under the governance of the prince, this country has lived a prosperous and powerful life, and the people are happy and happy. The farmer was very upset when his son didn't come back. He saw a lot of grass growing in his field. So I picked up a hoe and planted the ground. The farmers found it too slow, so they pulled up the seedlings. Seeing that the seedlings had grown much taller, he went back very happily. That year, the game was still the same game, the big tree was still the same big tree, the farmland was still the same farmland, and the palace was still the same palace. It’s just that the rabbit is gone, the banker is gone, the farmer is gone, the emperor has been replaced, the country is in good health... The world is unpredictable, everything is connected, and no one can exist alone. Sometimes when you do something for those things, those things will change with you. New Fairy Tale 15

Since the failure of the tortoise and the hare yesterday gave the little rabbit Honghong a heavy blow, she decided to go to the river to exercise every day. One day it saw the little turtle Lu Lu also by the river, and made an appointment with the little turtle to go to the forest for a showdown in a week.

Unconsciously, a week passed and it was time for the competition. The sun was shining brightly on this day and the roadside was crowded with small animals watching. At the command, the little rabbit Hong Hong flew out like an arrow off the string, while the little turtle Lu Lu was not far behind and worked hard. The little rabbit Honghong soon reached the second level of the thorn bush. The little rabbit Honghong rushed a few steps without thinking. Unexpectedly, the little rabbit's thin skin and tender flesh were immediately pricked with blood by the thorny thorns. But in order to save its honor, it rushed in again, but it didn't expect to be trapped by the thorn bushes, so it had to shout for help.

At this time, the little turtle Lu Lu also arrived at the thorn bush. Hearing the little rabbit Hong Hong calling for help, he immediately took off his turtle shell to block the front and walked into the thorn bush. The little turtle's back was exposed to the scorching sun because it was not protected by the turtle shell. After cracks appeared, it reluctantly found the little rabbit and sent it out of the thorn bush. The little rabbit felt guilty when he saw that the little turtle was injured. He picked up the little turtle and rushed to the finish line.

From then on, the little turtle and the little rabbit became good friends.