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Did the 10 1 escape from marriage end well?
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Princess Fan's Day
In a blink of an eye, the grand wedding of the Crown Prince has passed as a commemoration. Last spring, the old chief officially abdicated and handed over the right to govern the country to his son.
In just one year, the young king decisively adopted a series of reform measures. Among them, the recent promulgation of the new Family Status Law shocked the public the most. The law stipulates that a man can't take a second wife casually, and even if he wants to marry, he must get his wife's consent, and advocates and encourages monogamy throughout the country. The law even forbids the husband to leave his wife's room at will, and even after the divorce, the husband must bear the child's living expenses. For the people of country A, this is undoubtedly a quite sensational revolution.
At this point, Nina, the female official, is running across the corridor to Princess Hertha's bedroom. As a female officer accompanying Wang Hao, it is her constant job to inform Wang Hao of the day's itinerary every morning. It is seven o'clock in the morning. Usually at this time, Princess Hertha has finished her breakfast.
When Nina entered the bedroom, she found Princess Hausa staring out of the window, as if thinking about something important.
"Your highness, good morning. Did you sleep well last night? " She made a bow.
The princess slowly turned her head and smiled at Nina. Her age looks like seventeen or eighteen, and her face is clean without any makeup. Her skin is as white as porcelain and her eyes are beautiful. Her long black hair is as warm as ink and looks like a delicate China baby.
When she saw LOLI's face in this chapter, Nina couldn't help repeating in her mind-is your highness really not old? For six years, this princess seems to have not changed at all!
"Good morning, Nina." The princess smiles brightly, speaks fluent Mandarin A, and then always confesses something that makes her collapse.
"I think the gardener is cleaning the garden. Is it necessary to change heart-shaped plants recently? "
"Your highness, that's true. The last time the Sheikh accompanied you back to China, he saw that many pomegranate flowers were planted in your city, and he specifically told you to change to the same variety here. "
"So that's it, Abu, he really ..." The princess's expression was obviously moved, but she soon changed the subject. "However, planting all pomegranate flowers is a waste of resources. Let's switch to desert roses as before. "
"Your Highness, the plants within five miles of Fiona Fang in this palace have been replaced by desert roses."
Nina finally had enough. "For the palace, there is only this plant."
It's too monotonous In addition, the director knows your personality, so let me change this piece in front of your window into pomegranate flowers. "
"Roman Abramovich's mind I know. Think about it, if you plant so many pomegranate flowers, then
How many water pipes need to be laid and how much water resources are consumed. In the desert, water is more precious than gold. Even if you have money, you can't squander it like this. The earth's resources will be used up one day, so we should cherish and care together. You got it? "
"Princess, I understand!" Nina just didn't shout for help. Nothing in this world is more terrible than a princess's spell.
"However, what you said is reasonable. Only one plant in the palace is monotonous. " The princess paused. "Then, change it ..."
Nina eagerly waited for the following, but the princess's next sentence completely defeated her.
"Then replant the cactus."
Although Nina has seen the princess's various thrifty behaviors; But every time, honey,
Your highness will still give her endless surprises.
That's right. Her Royal Highness, who was brought to the desert by diligence and thrift, naturally became a sparrow.
Liu Mang's classmate. On the second day of the wedding, she was chased by the old chief as Princess Hertha. . Later, in public, she almost wore this title, but few people mentioned her real name. To tell the truth, as a country's princess, the name Liu Mang is a bit ... but privately, Abu still likes to make fun of her with the past name.
From the initial unaccustomed, she seems to be more and more competent for Wang Hao's difficult job.
"Your Highness, today's itinerary is arranged like this." Nina quickly changed the subject. "At half past eight in the morning, you have to attend the foundation meeting, and there are several decisions waiting for you. At ten o'clock sharp, you will give a speech at Kamara Girls' School for about half an hour. Eleven o'clock sharp. I met the wife of the Lebanese ambassador and arranged for you to have a lunch with her at noon. After lunch, you have an hour's rest at 2 pm ... "
"The arrangement of the afternoon will be tomorrow." Liu Mang smiled gently. "Abramovich just gave it.
I called to say that I would leave France this afternoon. Besides, I have to leave some time for the children. "
"I see." Nina smiled too. "Then I'll send someone to the old chief to pick up Prince Ismail and Princess Banany at noon."
Since the princess took two children up and down, it may be a particularly close intergenerational relationship. The old chief and his wife love the little prince and princess very much and take their children to live for a few days from time to time. As for Abu Dian's love for children, he likes it very much. As soon as he became the head of the heart, he ignored everyone's opposition and made Prince Ismail the crown prince.
Although there are many obstacles from all directions every once in a while, His Highness Abu solved these problems one by one without fear.
"I want to change." Said and reminded the sentence, "by the way, lunch is changed to Li's.
Banana dishes, please. This will also make the ambassador's wife feel intimate. "
"That's very thoughtful of you, Princess." Nina smiled with relief. At the beginning, Princess Amanra asked her to be a female official of Princess Hertha, but she was also afraid that the new princess could not cope with many things.
Of course, there were a lot of jokes at first, but the princess's adaptability seems to be quite good. Take language as an example. Now, the princess can not only speak a language fluently, but also have a certain level of French and German, and even know the language of Abby tribe like the back of her hand.
Soon, the well-dressed princess appeared in front of Nina. With the permission of the young chief, the princess is not limited to wearing only local robes. Simple and generous western-style clothes and elegant Chinese clothes are often the main choices for princesses to receive guests.
Today is no exception.
An apricot suit inherits the princess's most respected practical style. It is elegant and generous, not gaudy, but its exquisite accessories have the characteristics of desert countries. In addition, she has a face of oriental beauty, which looks quite harmonious and beautiful, adding a bit of mature temperament to her.
"Nina, let's go." The princess smiled confidently at her and then walked lightly to the door.
Nina replied and quickly followed. If she once doubted whether this exotic girl could take on the responsibility of a princess, then at this moment, she would like to follow your highness, the princess who can recite spells.
The half-day trip passed in a blink of an eye. When Liu Mang returned to the palace, she was glad to see her two children playing in the yard with the ladies-in-waiting. Without considering fatigue, she took off her shoes and walked barefoot on the marble floor, excitedly joining the children's games.
"mom! Mom! Look, "four-year-old Ismail can't wait to show her the gift she got from her grandfather. The child looks almost exactly like his father.
Black, with dark amber eyes, the same thin and soft lips, and the same arrogant look like a falcon ... only the soft black hair comes from her genes.
"This is ..." Liu Mang think this key is a little familiar.
"This is a birthday gift from my grandfather in advance, and it is the latest sports car!"
Here we go. Here we go. Liu Mang rubbed his temples with some headaches, and she finally realized Abramovich.
The luxury of childhood. Ever since Ismail made trouble, he has received many valuable things on holidays or birthdays. She doesn't understand why the old chief always likes to send sports cars to his grandson. A four-year-old can't drive them at all. Not long ago, Abu also got a new Boeing 747, which is more luxurious and expensive than before. If it is an official foreign visit, there will be a fighter plane carrying anti-aircraft missiles and a small plane carrying medical equipment and personnel. Alas, this family is so good at burning money!
She always makes the mistake of marrying an alien.
"Grandpa said it doesn't matter that I can't drive, just consider it a toy. I'm willing to play, and I'm willing to open it.
Both will do. "Ismail smiled naively.
"Mom, my grandfather said he would give me a plane to play with when I grow up." Three-year-old Princess Benani also showed off.
"You ..." Liu Mang's face sank, one in his left hand and one in his right hand. He held the two children to his side. He cleared his throat and began to be the best educator. Before she could speak, the two children looked at each other at the same time and almost jumped together.
"In fact, cars mean nothing. I still prefer my mother to play games with us! " Ismail opened his eyes and looked at her innocently. Benani also smiled and rubbed his arm. "Yes, mom, the paper plane that Grandpa taught us to fold last time is also great. The real plane is the most boring thing. "
They sang and sang together, showing the spirit of treating money like dirt without hesitation from an early age.
Liu Mang smiled and stretched out his hand to tickle the two children. "Where did you learn this? So sly? "
These two little stooges! They ate her!
The children giggled and tried to escape, but they couldn't dodge and fell right under her clutches. Liu Mang took the opportunity to use her tickling magic, and both mother and son burst out laughing at once.
At this time, Abu who walked into the yard just saw this warm scene. His little wife, playing barefoot with the children in the yard freely, was temporarily forgotten by her about the princess's manners and rules. At this time, she is the truest self, and her smile is so natural and vivid.
That's a precious smile, which can't be bought by any gorgeous clothes or money.
His mouth rose slightly, revealing a gentle smile. Even in a foreign land, as long as he thinks of her and her children, his heart becomes extremely soft.
When did this girl get so close to his soul? That kind of beautiful and satisfying emotion filled his whole soul. From knowing her to now, that kind of emotion has always stayed with him tenderly, not fade away. Besides, it becomes more intense every day.
Only she can give him this happiness.
Just her and the kids!
"Dad!" Banany sharp-eyed, first aimed at the figure of Roman Abramovich, immediately to his arms. Liu Mang is also a heartbeat, looked up with joy. Really, it's already an old couple. Why does my heart beat so hard every time I see him?
The sunshine in March is bright and dazzling, and it shines warmly on the young king, with a gorgeous shadow. Roses in the surrounding desert are in full bloom, and their fragrance is elegant. He just stood quietly among the flowers, his bright and deep eyes rippling, as if starlight and breeze were chasing and playing, shining with human light. A smile was looming in his mouth, and the faint golden light was swaying brightly in front of her eyes.
Roman Abramovich bent down and told Banany to hold her high. The clear voice said with a smile, "My dear little princess, have you missed me these two days?"
"yes! I miss my father so much! " Benani is good at coquetry. She really amused the chief. He kissed his daughter, his eyes quickly fell on his wife's face, and his voice was particularly soft. "Xiaomang, I'm back."
If there were no children in front of her, Liu Mang would give him a warm thousand kisses, but now she can only hold back her inner passion and answer obediently: "Abu, are you working hard in France these days?"
Abu smiled gravely and ordered, "Somebody, please stay with the little princess and the little prince first." As soon as his voice fell, two maids came over and stopped at a safe distance of more than ten meters from Abu.
Hearing their father's words, the two little people were unhappy and twisted their bodies, not wanting to leave.
Abu unhurriedly lowered his head and showed a fatherly smile. "Do you want to know what gift my father brought? If you want to know, just follow them ... "Before the last word" go "was finished, the two children nodded excitedly. "Don't take the princess and the prince to choose gifts?" Abu motioned for two maids to take the children down.
Let's go Sure enough, now, the two children left happily without hesitation.
"You still have a way." Liu Mang smile, "however, are you going to continue to cure this disease? So far, our daughter, it seems that only three women can get close to you. "
Abramovich sat down beside her with a smile. "At present, the implementation of monogamy in China is progressing smoothly. When the time is right, I will tell you that my illness has healed. However, my wife can only have one. "
Liu Mang only felt a heat in his heart. "Abu, you also promoted this monogamy because of me."
"Don't worry, Xiaomang, I believe that more and more people will recognize monogamy." Abu took her hand. "I heard Nina say that you are also very busy these two days. Don't work too hard. I don't pay overtime. "
"To tell the truth, being a princess on TV is much more difficult than before. Except when giving birth to children, the shoes have hardly slept. " She blinked exaggeratedly. "You said there was no salary? It doesn't matter, I don't want your money, just your people! "
Abu smiled and pinched her nose affectionately. "You are a greedy woman."
"By the way, Abu, I'm going to use part of this money to build an online education school here, so that many women who stay at home can also receive education through the Internet. There is also a part that I intend to allocate to the foundation in China to build a group of new schools with a fairly high level of teacher education so that more children in relatively backward areas can receive education. " When she talked about this, her eyes sparkled and she was full of moving energy. Roman Abramovich looked at her eyes, some say a gentle, suddenly become very deep.
Over the years, his princess has spared no effort to run between tradition and modernity, striving for the due rights and status of local women, and setting up a number of charitable foundations to help women find jobs. At the same time, she always cares about the development of her country and turns her wealth and status into the power to help others.
Today, his princess has become a new idol of young women in country A, and her every move has attracted many people to follow suit. The legend of Cinderella continues. ...
His princess is the only woman in the world who can walk side by side with him and treat him equally.
She told him one thing with her own actions ... It turns out that men can only find the most beautiful place in women from the perspective of equality.
"Small mans ..."-He called her in a low voice, as if trying to suppress some sudden desire. "Let's ... go back to the room."
She suddenly understood his hint and blushed. "Hey, it's still broad daylight."
"Who rules must be dark? I can do it whenever I want. " He raised his eyebrows vaguely, breathed a sigh of relief between her necks and skillfully seduced his little wife.
It happened that at this time, his cell phone rang untimely, and Abu was a little disappointed to press the call button. Hearing the other person's voice, he seemed a little incredulous and blurted out, "Amit, is that you?"
When he finished the phone call, Liu Mang asked eagerly, "Is that amit? Is it really him? "
Amit has left country A since it happened six years ago. I heard that he seems to have something to do with it.
After working in National Geographic magazine, I have traveled almost all over the world. As for Prince Jamal, there is only one.
Live straight in northern Europe. It is said that she also married a Swedish girl with beautiful blue eyes. Coincidentally, her name is also Gloria.
"He may come back for a long time." When Abramovich mentioned amit, he still looked a little complicated.
"Roman Abramovich, have you ever forgiven him from the bottom of my heart? After all, it has been so many years. " She asked tentatively.
Abu raised his long eyelashes, as if trying to hide some emotions. "Without him,
I won't invite him back to the Ministry of Culture to take an important position. I thought he wouldn't say yes, but ... "
"I think amit has been waiting for this day." She smiled slightly. "You can be good brothers again. Yes. "
Abu was about to say something when he suddenly saw her cover her mouth and retch a few times. Has his mind moved? He immediately suppressed his inner excitement and shouted, "Tell the physician to call the palace at once!"
In an hour.
Liu Mang doesn't seem to have recovered from the doctor's diagnosis, but Abu, who surrounded her like a bee, smiled into a brilliant flower. '
"Too good, little mans, this time you are pregnant with twins! Our family will soon add new members! "
She rubbed her temples in dismay. How did she win the lottery again? Giving birth is the most annoying thing ... I have to be stuck in this place for months.
"Didn't you just say you didn't sleep late? Great, sleep as long as you want every day. " Abu smiled and kissed her forehead.
"That ..." What is the outcome after birth this time? There are four children! "She protested quietly.
"end? How is it possible? " Abu's face sank. "You see, my father has fourteen children, so I can't lose to my father, at least twenty. Since I can only marry one wife now, do you have to fulfill these quotas? "
"ah! Are you serious? " Liu Mang had a little breakdown. "Hey, Abu, I'm not a tool for giving birth!"
Twenty children, for God's sake, will die! She's not a mouse!
Roman Abramovich finally burst out laughing, stretched out his hand and patted her on the forehead, "see you scared, just kidding you. Having two children now takes up a lot of your time. If you have twenty children, Liu Mang will be relieved to see that he doesn't look like a liar. " Abu, you scared me to death. If the baby has any problems in the future, you should ask. "
"However, I am still looking forward to these two children. It is better to have two boys, and I will take them with me in the future.
Three sons go shark hunting together, which is awesome. "Abu seems to be immersed in the beautiful imagination of hunting sharks with his three sons.
"No, it is best to have a male and a female twin." She blinked. "In this case, Ismail and Banany's clothes can be worn by their younger brothers and sisters, so that they will not be wasted. I kept all the children's clothes. I'm so smart. All good clothes. It's a pity to wear it only once. "
"Small mans ... you're doing it again ..." Abramovich's smile suddenly froze on his face.
"Moreover, those cradles and strollers can also be recycled. By the way, you should keep it after use this time, in case you accidentally have it again later ... Are you right, Abu? "
"Uh ..." It was the director's turn to collapse.
Liu Mang laughed to himself and suddenly remembered what he had said to him a long time ago: "You need each other, but you won't rely on them or compromise;" What I want most is to respect each other and be willing to give each other the greatest freedom. "
The pale golden streamer penetrated the clouds and shone on her face. Seems to feel a little dazzling, she narrowed her eyes slightly.
For an instant, she felt that she was not far from the vast sky.
She can fly high if she wants to.
Fly high with him.
No matter where it is.
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