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Make sentences with God (about 30 sentences)
(2) Anyone who pretends to be a judge in the field of knowledge and truth will be destroyed by the laughter of the gods.
He bent down to ask where there was a vacant seat, but none of the gods who already had a seat was willing to pay attention to the unexpected guest.
(4) What is happiness? Happiness is: witnessing the death of the gods, there are wild flowers on the grassland. In this happiness, you can be a look overlooking this grassland, or you can be one of many wild flowers, which doesn't matter. In this happiness, you become a woman, a quiet, carefree, contented and resigned 15-year-old woman, although you have never done it.
(5) Gods, sometimes they are just, sometimes they are partial, sometimes they are rewarded and punished, sometimes they love and hate, and sometimes they roll dice.
(6) Like all poets whose dreams are horses, I would like to sit in prison. Of all God's creations, only I am the most perishable and die at an irresistible rate. Only food is what I cherish. I held her tightly and took her to my hometown to have a baby.
(7) Avoiding is troublesome, but since this is a challenge from the gods, there is no reason not to fight.
(8) What is happiness? Happiness is: witnessing the death of the gods, there are wild flowers on the grassland. In this happiness, you can be a look overlooking this grassland, or you can be one of many wild flowers, which doesn't matter.
(9) At such a moment, you will feel beautiful and humble thoughts, as if the gods first created this land. At this moment, then you will remember that you were created just to let you enjoy it.
(10) Autumn, the autumn when the gods can't sail, the crescent moon has tearful corners, and Qiu Ge rolls the eyes of the gods, as if he were in heaven, on an empty lakeshore.
(1 1) Wild flowers on the grassland witnessed the death of the gods. The distant wind is farther than the distant wind. My piano sobbed without tears. I returned to the grassland so far away.
(12) Although it is very troublesome, since this is a challenge from the Great God, there is no reason not to fight.
(13) The gods were unhappy because they were assigned tasks. They all have specific jobs to keep the universe running.
(14) On Men's Health Day, the gods came to the world, and the God of Wealth asked you to run home. The god of wealth makes you worry about good things again and again, and the old man on the moon makes you have a lot of beautiful women. The old gentleman on the throne gives you the elixir of life every year! I wish you happiness and good health every day!
(15) It is said that in the first first frost season, the gods both came to earth, Guanyin Bodhisattva came to protect your life, Chang 'e Jade Rabbit came down to give you a wedding, and the God of Wealth came to give you a lot of money! I wish you a happy first frost and happiness every day!
(16) It is said that the immortals met for the first time and drank chrysanthemum wine together. It is difficult for a person to take away a pot, but he stays in the world for thousands of people to ask for it. Coincided with 1999 Double Ninth Festival, I was lucky enough to find this pot of wine. I want to give it to you today and wish you a long and healthy life.
(17) The gods bless the Mid-Autumn Festival. The God of Wealth wishes you a wealth of money, the God of Love wishes you love as sweet as honey, and the God of Food wishes you a good meal and great health. Fortune wishes you a happy life with a smile. I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival, family reunion, family happiness and a happy New Year!
(18) I touched the door of the gods, but I'm not ready to open it. It leads to strength and eternal life, and it is an endless sublimation. Although infatuated with his mortal body, he still wears shackles. When desire loses its shackles, there is no way forward, only to the left or right. Hell is on the left and hell is on the right. Jiangnan, Yu Yan?
(19) Among the gods of Olympus, little love god Cupid is the most helpless one.
(20) I allow the existence of change, but it is higher than the fate of the gods, which is the truth that the gods cannot change. The final finisher must bear the final curse of fate. Just like you and me, we can choose to do it or not, but we can't refuse the consequences that follow. Water Shi Ming?
(2 1) Moreover, he didn't want Demeter to make such a fuss again, embarrassing the gods and suffering the people. He described the kidnapping of Hades.
I have a dream. I think, when I fly, I will make way that day. When I enter the sea, the sea will be divided into two sides. When the gods see me, they are also called brothers. They are carefree. Nothing in the world can restrain me, no one can control me, no place I can't go, nothing I can't do, nothing I can't win.
(23) The ancient Greeks believed that they were at the center of the earth, so Mount Olympus was the core of public expectations. The mythical god can find this place to live in. It should be an ideal place to rule the world and all living things.
(24) I wish: Happy Dragon Boat Festival, crispy mung beans, countless good luck, honey dumplings floating in the air, Fu Lushou's happiness and wealth, the fairy moves lightly, rides the clouds and winds to offer blessings to the monarch, life can meet the fairy to lead the way, the cause is like dragon boat race, happiness will last forever, a beautiful blueprint will be drawn, and life will be rich, carefree and happy (the fairy makes a sentence zaojv).
(25) Weichong Garden, ranging from a few acres to hundreds of acres, is widely planted with bamboo and wood, far away from the suburbs to block the hubbub. Come uninvited at night, everyone is suitable. He bent down to ask where there was a vacant seat, but the gods who had seats didn't want to pay attention to the unexpected guest.
(26) I wish you: Happy Dragon Boat Festival, crispy mung beans, countless good luck, honey zongzi floating into thousands of households, Fu Lushou's five roads of happiness and wealth, the immortals lightly move the fairy steps, take advantage of the clouds to offer you a blessing, lead the way when you meet the immortals in life, have a career like dragon boat race, draw a beautiful blueprint, live a rich, carefree, happy and cool life!
(27) The ancient Greeks believed that they were in the center of the earth, so Mount Olympus was the core of public expectations, and the mythical god should have the ambition to dominate the world and control all beings.
(28) I wish: Happy Dragon Boat Festival, crispy mung beans, countless good luck, honey zongzi floating in thousands of households, Fu Lushou's happiness and wealth, the fairy moves lightly, rides the clouds and winds to offer the blessing of the monarch, life will meet the fairy to lead the way, and the cause is like dragon boat racing, and happiness will last forever!
(29) By chance, I told the God of Wealth your mobile phone number; Once, the god of wealth told it to the god of luck; On the one hand, the gods of the whole universe know you; Now the immortals inform you by SMS: Good luck every day!
(30) Kitchen God, food temptation; God of wealth, gold and silver fans; Love is charming; Water God, a bumper harvest of rain; Vulcan, the heat wave is rolling. God, overlooking the world; The gods care about the world. Today is Vulcan's birthday. Pray for * * * beauty.
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