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What's the worst lie your date has ever told?

My boyfriend told the following lies, which I think is too much.

1, be sure to change it next time.

This sentence is one of the lies that boys must tell. This sentence usually appears when boys make mistakes and apologize to girls. This is like the angry words that girls say when they are angry. What boys coax girls into saying is not credible.

Maybe it will change when I finish this sentence, but it will return to its original state in a few days. It's just that next time I apologize, I'll forgive me last time. Not bad this time. So this sentence actually means that I will change it, but it's hard to say whether I will change it next time.

2, eat more fat to look good.

I also want to say the meaning of this sentence. In fact, he wants to make girls fat and cute. If you look good when you get fat, of course you will like it. Similarly, when boys tell girls that you are beautiful without makeup, they want you to be as beautiful with makeup.

Getting fat and ruining everything is no joke. Your figure is your own. Don't put down your meal just because your boyfriend said something. Eating more is his joke. Don't be so serious about getting fat.

I would never lie to you.

This sentence was broken when it came out, because it was false. No matter what kind of boy, there is no guarantee that he will not lie to girls. This sentence is said by boys purely to make girls happy, and there is no credibility at all. You know, the promise to mention the word forever in everything is basically a lie.

I won't contact her again.

When boys are caught cheating by girls, this kind of words is usually used to comfort girls. The rivers and mountains may change, but not one's essential nature There is only a difference between zero and a hundred times. Don't trust him, just say that you will never contact her again, because you can't raise a playboy.

Although I would rather believe in ghosts than men's mouths. But it's not that I copied the love story, but that I really love you. Boys do lie all the time, but many of them lie to make girls happy. He is willing to lie to you, at least to prove that he has you in his heart. Except for the last case, men can be forgiven for not staying.