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The main content of apricot prose

Every year after the Dragon Boat Festival, apricot trees are covered with apricots, round and as big as peaches.

Apricot color is light red at first, then dark red, and finally almost black. It is not really black, because it is too red, so red is black.

Not ripe apricots taste sour and sweet, but ripe apricots taste sweet and delicious, which makes people love them more and more. When I was a child, I ate too many apricots and found that my teeth were sour and soft, and I couldn't even bite tofu. I just know that although the apricots are ripe, they are still sour because they are too sweet to taste. After eating enough apricots and eating other things, I feel my teeth are sore.

One year, when the apricots were ripe, some friends from our village came to steal the apricots, accidentally fell from the tree and cried. Mom came out and said she stole apricots, fell down and cried. My mother told me to pick some apricots. My mother took them from me and gave them.

Mom said never to steal again. Come and ask for it if you want to eat. Only when the apricots are ripe can we eat them together. Since then, every year when the apricots are ripe, I give them to my friends in the village.

I will never forget my mother's words, and I will never forget the great happiness in my hometown.