Funny sentences to describe marriage

1. Both marriage and driving require a license. Driving requires a driver's license; marriage requires a marriage certificate.

2. In the eyes of parents, children are often a part of themselves, and children are an opportunity for their ideal self to come back again.

3. The foundation of marriage is love, attachment and respect.

4. Both marriage and cars have weaknesses. The car is afraid of filling the wrong oil; the marriage is afraid of having a mistress.

5. Marriage is like a bridge, connecting two completely lonely worlds.

6. Neither marriage nor cars should be too ambitious. When buying a car, it’s either the most expensive or the best. The one with the performance and price that suits you is the best. The same goes for marriage, it’s either the most beautiful or the best. Suitability is the most important thing.

7. Commitment is the foundation of a happy and long-lasting marriage.

8. Both marriage and car need maintenance. If a car is not maintained for a long time, it will stall; if a marriage is not maintained for a long time, it will break down.

9. A marriage without conflict is almost as unimaginable as a country without crisis.

10. Marriage and cars will be criticized by others. Those who drive high-end cars will be envied by those who drive shabby cars; happy marriages will be envied by unhappy people.

11. The longevity of a marriage depends on two hearts, not the bodies of both parties.

12. Marriage and cars are both consumables. If the car is driven for a long time, its performance will become worse and worse. If it can no longer be driven, it will be scrapped. If a marriage lasts for a long time, it will inevitably encounter problems. If it is no longer possible, it will be divorced.

13. Marriage is essentially an ethical relationship. Marriage is an ethical love with legal significance.

14. Marriage is a book. The first chapter is a poem, and the rest is plain prose.

15. Both marriage and cars have safe havens. The safe haven of a car is called a garage; the haven of marriage is called home.

16. For Adam, heaven was his home, and for his descendants, home was heaven.