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After his wife has taken a bath, a man is going to take a bath in the bathroom. At this moment, the doorbell rang. The wife quickly wrapped herself in a bath towel and rushed to the door. When she opened the door, her neighbor Bob stood there.

Before she could speak, Bob said, "If you take off your bath towel, I will give you 800 dollars."

After thinking for a while, the woman took off her bath towel and stood naked in front of Bob. A few seconds later, Bob handed her $800 and left. The woman wrapped the bath towel again and went back to the house.

When she went into the bathroom, her husband asked her, "Who is it?"

"It's neighbor Bob." She answered.

"Oh," said the husband, "did he mention that he still owes me $800?"

Moral of the story: sharing important information with shareholders in the same boat in time will avoid unnecessary exposure.

Lesson 2

A salesman, a clerk and their manager were on their way to lunch when they found an old oil lamp. They rubbed the oil lamp and an elf jumped out.

The genie said, "I can grant each of you a wish."

"I come first! I'll come first! " The clerk said, "I want to go to the Bahamas, drive a speedboat and be isolated from the world."

Shu! She flew away.

"It's my turn! It's my turn! " The salesman said, "I want to go to Hawaii, lie on the beach, have a personal masseur, have a free refill of iced juice rum, and have the love of my life."

Shu! He flew away.

"Well, it's your turn." The genie said to the manager.

The manager replied, "I want those two idiots to come back to work immediately after lunch!" " "

Moral of the story: always let your boss speak first.

Lesson 3

An eagle is sitting in a big tree, resting and doing nothing.

A little rabbit saw the eagle and asked it, "Can I sit and do nothing like you?"

The eagle replied, "Yes, why not?"

So the rabbit sat on the ground under the eagle and rested. Suddenly, a fox appeared. It jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Moral of the story: If you want to do nothing, you must sit in a very, very high position.

Lesson 4

A bird flies to the south for the winter. It's cold. It froze and landed on a piece of ground. While it was lying there, a cow came and shit on it.

The frozen bird lay in the dunghill and began to feel warm. Cow dung really warmed it. It lay on the warm cow dung, very happy and began to sing.

A passing cat heard birds chirping and rushed to see what had happened. Following the sound, it found the bird under the cow dung and quickly dragged it out and ate it.

The moral of this story:

(1) Not everyone who shits you is your enemy.

(2) Not everyone who drags you out of the dunghill is your friend.

(3) When you are stuck in the dunghill, you'd better keep your mouth shut.