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On the network personality of online dating games
I gave you my heart, but you played with it
3, not a game, why is there always a thread that leads the heart and hurts faintly?
4. If life is like a game, then I will choose to take this game seriously and continue to play!
5. Long time no see. Are you okay? I gave up on me so resolutely because she is now in the arms of another girl, the Dance Academy.
6. I'm too lazy to play mind games.
7. Love becomes a bad game of suspicion.
8, you don't have to care, be a deserter for the time being, don't care about the past, close your kind eyes and play a game for the time being.
9. Love is a painful and cruel game, and I am one of the players.
10, this game, can afford to play, continue, can't afford to play, out.
1 1, the merry-go-round is the most cruel game, but there is an eternal distance between chasing each other.
12, if you just treat my feelings with you as a game, then I'd rather leave first.
13, I used to treat my feelings as a game, but now love can't be my retribution. Wish me peace and never mention love again.
14. If you don't like it, you just don't like it. Don't play ambiguous games.
15, after playing so many games, I hope you can reply to me one day.
16, I dare not say I love you first, lest you think this is a game.
17. Just like playing Mario, don't leave the coin if it is too high. Skip it and think of another one.
18, I used to treat my feelings as a game, but now love can't be my retribution. Wish me peace and never mention love again.
19, I will lose this game of loving you.
20, a boy doesn't need to be too good, and he is willing to listen to you.
2 1, you don't fall in love, you don't study hard, you don't play games, you don't watch TV, and you have no friends to talk to. Why do you still sleep so late every day?
22, the game is not a life, it is a disease, but unfortunately I am not the person who can cure you, which is very important for the game.
23. Dirty money and power ai games finally make you jump off the kang and call yourself the black hand behind it.
24. From an early age, there was an enemy named "other people's children". He doesn't like playing games He always only knows how to study.
25. From an early age, there was an enemy named "other people's children". He doesn't like playing games He always only knows how to study.
26. get back on track No games, no eating, sleeping, traveling and going to work, of course, it is to enrich your life and become what you like.
27. Loneliness and emotional games all the way.
28. I will never play this kind of retarded game with you again, until I finally find out that this kind of game hurts people.
If you don't want to die, don't bother me after I lost the game.
30. Love puzzles are not fun. Finally, there is no version, and a corner is missing.
3 1, play hard, don't be too serious, anyway, no one can leave the game alive in the end.
32. A boy doesn't need to be too good. Give up the game and just listen to you.
33. In the game of love, there is no survival rule, the winner is king, and the loser is immune.
34. I gave my feelings a cool name, called cruel game.
35. Love has always been a game for the brave. You should stay in the corner.
36. Don't compare games with yourself.
37. Later, the wind stopped and people dispersed. I was tired of playing games and I was tired.
38. Love has become a bad game of suspicion.
You and I both quit the game and disappeared into life. But I persisted.
40. Happiness is a luxury game
4 1, I don't like any games you like to play.
42. The game between the prince and the princess is the love you want.
43. If you lose the game, you win. Of course, besides strength, we also talk about life.
44. I have always felt that I am an academic scum, but since I played the game of homework help Gang Circle, I have regained my confidence. It turns out that I am a schoolmaster.
45. Honey, let's play a game. If I win, you marry me. If you win, I will marry you forever.
At the speed of your reply, I knew you were playing games again.
47. You said that you only want to play games now, and don't want to talk about feelings.
48. Love is not questioning each other. After all, it is not a detective game.
49. A boy doesn't need to be too good. He is willing to quit the competition and quit smoking for you. It's good to listen to you.
If love is a game, I can't afford it.
As a woman, I sympathize with you. Your partner would rather love games than you, and you have been waiting for him to look back at you.
52. You have your favorite colors, shapes, sounds, snacks, movies, games and clothes. I have good clothes, too
53. In the final analysis, love is just a game to find a partner.
I dare not say I love you first, for fear that you will think this is a game.
55. Life is neither an illusion nor a game, but the trajectory of our life.
56. Forget all your promises. Hugs are more important than games.
57. Is our love a game arranged by Cupid or an old man under the moon? He is stupid and can't tell.
58. Love has become a bad game of suspicion.
59. If you treat me as a game, I will kill you.
Thank you for giving up the game and replying to my message.
6 1, you said I was your life, but why do you play games every day?
62. Change is just a game. It doesn't matter as long as the audience has a good time.
Do you think this is a game? Can blood be resurrected?
64. "Can you help me uninstall all the games on my computer?" "Yes, now?" "Come on, don't unload. I like playing too, really. "
65. "Brother, lend me your mobile phone and play some games." "Hurry up, I'm busy putting my daughter-in-law to bed."
66. Some people smile at you because they respect you as a friend. If one day I don't smile at you, the game is over!
67. You say that you and she are just a game, so we are a game?
68. Love is a game that turns a pair of strangers into lovers and a pair of lovers into strangers.
69. I have chased the books you read, I have seen the cake shops you eat, and I have been to the games you play, but why can't I go to your heart?
70. Now love in my eyes is not holding hands and agreeing to face the unpredictable future together. It is not a suffocating and trembling kiss under the moon, nor is it a fool's game when I am lonely. It is my expressionless shuttle through the crowd and meeting you at the end of the road. You open your arms and prepare to accept me in the wind and frost, but I say nothing but give you the gentlest smile.
Online game advertising language daquan
The increasing popularity of electronic products has also brought the era of online games. Now the most famous game should be eating chicken! Many people are fascinated by him. Let's take a look at those popular online games in recent years. 1, the heroes of the world rule the country, and the immortal king immediately crossed the knife. Inn
When you see the gunshot, it should be too late. Destiny warrior
3. Wulin fights in the wind and smoke/peerless magic soldiers unify the rivers and lakes. Biography of Jin Yong's heroes
4. History is gradually derailed and heading for a deviated future. The Legend of Dragon and Wolf
5, the courage casts the soul, and the hot-blooded man is now true. 1937 special forces
6. Give me 80 days to take you around the world. WiseMedia "Great Navigation Times Online"
7. Freedom is my lifelong pursuit, and I will be honored all my life. Freedom and glory
8, including pacifiers can command the world, love to talk and laugh can also dominate the world. Are you You Ji?
9. Fight for justice and freedom in a cruel and cursed era. Dark dynasty
10, king of Europe and Asia! Sea overlord! Achieve the strongest legion in the maritime century! voyage century
1 1, the action revolution that touched hundreds of millions of people/my online game life I want to be earth-shattering. (of sound) extremely loud
12, which belongs to us from the beginning, let our fantasy fly. The original fantasy
13, show your magical powers and go into battle with the same door! Generation, pK generation! You are not alone! Kung fu online
14, be the first in the world. archaic name for China
Fight for the world. Tianxiaji
16, don't wait. soul of the ultimate nation
17, a world is waiting! Wow
18, a world waiting for you to change! 《AION》
19, really Shaolin, really martial arts. Shaolin Legend
20. Release the summer in your heart. Tang Haoxia
2 1, keep the promise of life. King of kings 2
22. You can't escape the fatal temptation. God's cry
23. Do something you have never done before. World of Warcraft
24. If you meet in a narrow road, who will compete with you? New rivers and lakes
25. Become the king of tennis in China. Popular football
26, sword chaos, smile. Badao
27. Civilization thrives in samsara. civilization
28. Love makes waves, and idealism is the rudder. the seventh seal
29, Guo Yun online games, 3D priority. Second World [composed of developed countries other than the superpowers]
30, let run, become history. crazy cars hit the road hd
3 1, devouring heaven and earth, unlimited adventure. Swallow heaven and earth
32. The youth here is different. Wandering in wonderland
33. Your country, his dream. mland
34. Heroic dreams in troubled times, love of heaven and earth. Tianjiao 2
35. China's first battle epic online game! Red Wall
36. Play the best if you want. perfect world
37. Our journey is a sea of stars. Eve is online.
38. Break taboos and set yourself free. Legend online
39. Hegemony, but who am I? Legend of the heroes of the three kingdoms 3
40. A fighting online game that is cooler than arcade game. Sword hero
4 1, the king's position, always pay back when you come out to mix. challenge
42. From infinity to eternity, the cycle of life and death. never 7
43. Martial arts talk and laugh, never get drunk for a thousand years.
44. It has created an unprecedented shock for the fifth generation network. New underworld
45. I don't know where the heroes in troubled times are. Fire hero
46, the world is three points, and the bonfire is raging. Online biography of the three kingdoms
47. Use the blood of Zerg to create the brilliance of Terran StarCraft.
48. Where there are people from China, there are martial arts. Swordsman and Online Love
49. Stay away from Jianghu disputes and enjoy Wulin happiness. legend fighting championship
50. The martial arts online game with the largest number of players in the world. Half god and half demon.
Online game signature
1. I didn't even say I was drinking. How can you say I'm drunk?
Honey, we agreed to see the first snow today.
3. Close your eyes, be swallowed up by darkness, open your eyes and be shrouded in darkness.
4, the flowers of the motherland, open a flower and I step on a flower.
5. Brother grows beyond your imagination, and lives a proud temperament.
6. I know love is unreliable, but I still try my best to jump in.
I have spicy strips and wine, so I asked you if you would like to go with me.
8. I just want you to look back and see my existence and my unknown love for you.
9. If there is no ugliness of separation and betrayal, how can it be considered true love?
10, girls are never unreasonable, their reason is their own feelings.
1 1, the so-called low-key is a high-profile without showing traces.
12, please don't pretend to be nice to me. I'm stupid and will take it seriously.
13, I won the ambition of the world in those days, and now I retire only for him.
14, it's better for girls to be fat, so they don't need to lose weight, because only dogs like bones.
15, love is not to find a perfect person, but to learn to love an imperfect person.
16, quietly waiting for you for a long time. You didn't come, but I am used to waiting.
17, no rehearsal in life, live broadcast every day, not only low ratings, but also low wages.
18, many times women are not stupid, but just too lazy to be smart, especially in front of the person they like.
19, if my sunshine can make you happy, then I will abandon the darkness forever.
20, obviously very hurt and very hard to think, but pretend nothing. Is it considerate or stupid?
2 1, you once told me how far it is forever, but before the years get old, you have disappeared.
22. After studying for more than ten years, I think it is better to mix in kindergarten.
23. If you bully me again, I will curse you and become a seven-dimensional space in your next life.
24. When a person doesn't love anyone, he can love anyone around him.
25. As long as you are not reconciled, it is not the time to give up!
26. I don't want to be like the wind, like dew, like fog, but as gorgeous as fireworks.
27. If you keep your head facing the sun, you can't see your back.
28. Time passed by in a hurry, and you and I inadvertently passed by.
29. True friendship is not rhetoric, but holding your hand at a critical moment.
30. Without hope, there is no point in living.
3 1. Who can give you exclusive memories in your most unforgettable journey?
32. If it is a doomed result, why meet you and love me when you meet me?
I don't mind at all if you hate me. I don't live to please you.
34. The longest is suffering, and the shortest is life.
Although you wear cologne, I can still vaguely smell the scum.
36. Who can find true love in this muddy world?
37. At the beginning, courtship was like a dog, but now it is ugly after sleeping!
I didn't know you ten years ago. You don't belong to me.
39. If you know, you will understand; if you know, you will not understand. Because it's not mine, I never got it.
40. How many people like to see the latest visitor, just wait for that person to appear.
4 1, stupid or not, see if you can play dumb.
42. I am an ordinary person, and I am also a special person, so I am a special ordinary person!
43. The smile after letting go is only used to cover up the painful scars.
44. Women's world ranking will always be just looks and money.
45. Don't say anything ambiguous if you don't love me. I don't have time to play with you.
46. Mistakes are temporary regrets, and misses are eternal regrets.
47. We are all young and ignorant, and we can't afford those lifelong commitments.
48, can we not be brave, when love is too sour to bear.
49. The world is so big that I can live without the care of your old man. I live better and brighter than you!
50. Some pains are avoidable, but they insist on putting a moth to the fire.
5 1, the advantage of homework is that it consumes brain cells, pen water and paper.
52. Not ten years from now, but before today.
53. My back itches. Should I change my species?
54. Face the complexity of life with the simplicity of a glass of water.
I gave you my heart, so don't give it back.
Everything in life can be summed up in three words: it will pass.
57. Why do you want to make yourself a joke and let others see it?
I don't want to bind you forever, I just want to bind you forever.
59. I treat you like a human being. What can I do if you don't treat yourself like a human being?
60. Because everything happens for a reason, everything happens for a reason. So, since it has become a fact, why talk about it? .
6 1, a manipulated chess game, the chess pieces should not have any complaints.
62. Everything that comes will pass, and the past will never come again.
63. Sometimes, the best comfort is wordless company.
64. The choice you said is to exclude me.
65. I paid too much and got something.
66. Before marriage, it was a gas station, and after marriage, it was a toll station.
67. If it is true, I want to see you several times. I am afraid that I will forget you in the future.
68. What about the man who once called him a little fool?
69. Everyone has a tattooed lover in his life. Fire can't be put out, and water can't be flooded.
70. The so-called love means that you still cherish each other after all the feelings, enthusiasm and romance have been taken away.
7 1, life is actually very simple. Fight for what you like, cherish what you get and forget what you lose.
72. Your departure taught me a lot, and finally I learned to give up, giving up those burdens that I should put down.
73. I want to buy things when I get angry. When I buy things, I have to spend money. When I spend money, my money becomes less. I get angry when I have little money.
74. Don't expect to lose weight. Bajie walked a hundred and eight thousand miles, but he was a vegetarian instead of losing weight.
75. Happiness is short-lived, that is, these short seconds will make people feel that they are the only ones in the world.
76. Too far is not a distance, but a strange heart is the farthest distance.
What girls need now is not a prince, but a master of physical chemistry and mathematics.
78. Don't pour all the dirty water on yourself when you do something wrong. I have to save it for flushing the toilet.
79. Who, like me, keeps changing his signature just to make someone feel something.
80. In this life, I don't need much, just a bowl of rice and a cup of tea, but I hope you can cook the rice and make the tea well!
Excerpts from classic sentences of online games
Selected classic sentences of online games;
1, bonzi plastic surgery began to be integrated into the game!
2. Change the game mode that focuses on fighting monsters and upgrading, and impose stricter restrictions on the pK system and marriage system among gamers.
According to the pig's aesthetic, I am basically a handsome guy.
If you don't sleep in class, you will get drunk on the wine table.
5. After meeting me, you will suddenly find that handsome can be so single-minded!
Since both prostitutes claim to be graduates of famous universities, I now generally claim to be illiterate!
7. Get off the line at midnight on time, or the princess will turn back into Cinderella.
8, sit with a big milk name and enjoy the treatment of mistresses!
9, it's raining, don't forget to bring an umbrella, wet body is small, gonorrhea trouble!
10, take off your clothes, I am an animal, put on your clothes, I am the devil wears Prada!
1 1, since I became a piece of shit, no one dared to step on my head again.
12, there are two ways to pollute a place: garbage or money!
120xx It's a good idea to get married on August 8th.
14, looks really creative and lives really bravely!
15, the species of animals are decreasing, but the species of people are increasing?
16, you can live like a pig, but you can never be as happy as a pig!
17, as long as the sunrise appears before sunset, as long as it arrives before class.
18, people always make mistakes, otherwise the right path is crowded.
19, when the hardware can also be copied!
20. I only drink pure water when drinking water and pure milk when drinking milk, so I am very simple.
2 1. In order to cooperate with the successful completion of family planning work in China this year, I decided not to contact friends of the opposite sex for the time being. Thank you for your cooperation.
22, no money, no power, no longer good to you, can you follow me?
23. Buying a computer without broadband is like being a monk without eating.
24. I won't bend over if there is a pie in the sky, because I won't even lose money if there is a pie in the sky.
25. Buy me 10 cigarettes, why don't you go to a nightclub?
26. If I want to sweep the floor, I will never wash the dishes. If I want to wash the dishes, I will never sweep the floor. Both? You think I'm an alien!
27. It is better to sleep while watching TV in bed.
28. Give me a fulcrum and I'll put my neighbor's car in the ditch so that he won't honk when he sees me.
29. None of the women who participated in the beauty pageant can find a good man, because all the good men are married, such as me.
30. If the leader doesn't give me a raise next month, I will resign. Give him two more Chinese before resigning and kill him.
3 1. If pigs can fly, who will buy a plane? Ride a pig to heaven.
I can't find my tie again. Didn't you find a rag yesterday?
33. In Egypt, a man can have four wives, which is very tiring. China is better.
34, you also let me kneel and rub the washboard, and I can't stand the electric heating!
Even if I were a toad, I would never marry my mother toad.
36. I never felt a catty of white wine, because I died after drinking half a catty.
37. Reading newspapers in the toilet is equivalent to wiping your ass after defecation, which is a process, otherwise it is not called completion.
38. For my mother's birthday, it is better to send two bundles of bones to cook, at least as a snack.
39. Unless the country changes its monogamy, I won't meet netizens.
40. I will still look for you in my next life, because you are the stupidest except me.
4 1, don't blame the dog for looking like a steamed stuffed bun!
42. Once in a while, you will feel that it is great to live in silence, but it is miserable to live in silence.
43. When arguing, the difference between a man and a woman is like the difference between a rifle and a machine gun.
44. Men fantasize about me and I fantasize about heaven.
45. When I was dizzy, I finally understood what love was.
46. Grandpa is handed down from his grandson.
47. Pigs have pig thoughts, and people have people's thoughts. If a pig has a human brain, it is not a pig, but a pig!
48. God, did you share a room in summer and winter? Give birth to this damn weather!
49, vulnerabilities and patches Qi Fei, blue screen * * * crash color!
Other classic online game sentences:
The argument that any player who plays our game will not play other games is untenable in the face of all the research on online game players. It is a bit silly to think that players only play one game.
Jacobs, the producer of Warhammer OL, fired directly at Blizzard executive paul Sams, who once said that more than half of the players who switched from World of Warcraft to Warhammer OL had returned to Warcraft.
I call the world of Warcraft economy a planned economy. The best equipment can only be defeated by some monsters and dropped randomly. So if you want Illidan's combat blade, you can only join a team strong enough to beat it.
Rob pardo, vice president of Blizzard, who is in charge of diablo 3, said that diablo 3 will not be equipped with a designated drop like WOW.
Judging from the history we have experienced, the game industry is not as vulnerable to economic depression as other industries.
Rob pardo, senior vice president of Blizzard, told the media a few days ago that the US economic crisis will not affect the game industry.
In the era of economic collapse, what future can a community college graduate have? If he can continue to pursue his dream, he will get a chance to become famous overnight.
Neilyo, the most popular thief player in World of Warcraft, was banned from playing games for academic reasons. Ming wrote to his mother and persuaded him in this way.
King of bad movies.
A few days ago, foreign media selected the top ten worst game adaptation movies. German director uwe boll has three works in the top four, and he can't lose the title of king of bad movies.
Ladies and gentlemen, we now have a chance to get rid of the cancer in the film industry. The notorious German director uwe boll has made countless bad movies, especially video games.
Once, an organization initiated the signatures of players and fans, demanding that uwe boll stop making movies. These are their appeals.
You think I want to please players, but heavy players live in their own world, and you can't satisfy their fantasies with movies adapted from games. To be honest, real players are download addicts, right? They won't pay for your movies, they will pirate them online and offline. Why should I please these people? I want an ordinary audience.
Uwe boll's explanation of his works, to be honest, his films are all good at the box office.
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