Ask for a few classic jokes

1. When a hungry wolf was looking for food, he heard a woman training her child: If you cry again, I will throw you out to feed the wolf!

The child cried all night, and the wolf waited outside until dawn and sighed, liar, women are liars!

2. A prisoner was shot. Because the bullet was inferior, the first shot was not fired, and then it was fired.

The second shot ... the third shot ... then the prisoner cried: eldest brother, strangle me, it's really fucking scary!

3. After watching the black 100 meter run, an old lady said with tears that she was scared to death! Several coal diggers knelt in a row and were shot.

Shoot, shoot without aiming, the children are too scared to stop the rope!

Looking at the stars last night, I found that you made a lone star recently. The only solution is:

1) Go to the dormitory door 2) Handkerchief.

3) Hold the doorframe with your left hand 4) Throw a handkerchief with your right hand.

The spell is: come and play!

6. On your way to xishuangbanna tourism, Yunnan, you were besieged by a group of wild boars.

The tourists took out food and money, and the wild boar was unmoved.

You took out your only ID card, and the pigs knelt down and cried, boss, we found you!

7. Mr. Huang loves the revolution. In order to commemorate the Red Army, he named his son "Jun".

One day, I sent my son to class and saw the No.8 bus stop.

So he shouted at his son: Huang Jun, run, the Eighth Route Army is coming! ~~~

8, cannibal father and son hunting, the son grabbed a thin man, the father said: put, no meat!

My son came back and caught a fat man. Father said, let go, too tired!

After a while, the son captured a beautiful woman, and the father said, take her back to eat your mother tonight!

9. A little bear went to the mountains to start a business. The farmer gave him a sickle and the carpenter gave him a hammer.

When the bear came to the mountain and met the tiger, he was so scared that he raised his sickle and hammer and hit him on the head.

The tiger said: I didn't see it. Are you a bear or party member!

10, the wife asked her husband: Do you like my tenderness and loveliness? Or am I smart and beautiful?

Husband: I like your sense of humor!

1 1. A group of ants climbed up the elephant's back, but they were knocked down.

Only one ant sticks to the elephant's neck.

The ant below shouted: strangle him, strangle him, demo, it's fucking backwards!

12, farmers are carrying shit. The foreigner looked at it and asked, Grandpa, how much is this sauce?

The farmer didn't say anything, but the foreigner put some in his mouth and thought, if you don't tell me how much it is a catty,

I won't tell you that your sauce stinks!