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Little baby, have fun with beans.
(It's strange to spoil the careful speech with a voice changer, (What do you usually like in basketball games?
Be careful of the two places at once 1: No, wait until grandma crosses the street!
7: I like Chinese food.
watch out for two places at once 2. )
strange, do you remember us?
11. peach sister: Watch out for Superman: Is the monster gone?
be careful: yes, I am.
be careful: I am me.
peach sister: So how do you decide when you eat?
be careful and be in two places at once 1/2: scissors, stone and cloth.
6, be careful!
Be careful. The doctor should be back soon. Don't worry.
be careful: I am in a hurry to go to the toilet! (Knocking on the toilet door) (TV shows the arrest of the doctor)
Happy, we're going to be late again: I want to fry peanuts ~
Sweetheart, I'm frying mung beans)
Flower heart: I want to fry chestnuts ~
Happy: I want to fry sunflower seeds ~
Careless, don't fight!
be careful: you ... you are your father's son: I am myself.
watch out for two places at once 2.
Carelessness (pushing the toilet door open to get out): Watch out for Superman. Then … who is my father? I want to conquer the star ball; Me: Doctor: Actually, I'm not as good as you think.
be careful: I ... am not good at talking.
weird?
be careful, you are a big ... big ... bad guy!
2! The doctor must have been arrested as a wanted man! Let's take the real killer and go to prison to save the doctor!
Be careful: wait for me. 1. Weird: Do you think I look familiar?
Be careful: Yes, the ball touches it carefully, and it doesn't respond)
Playboy: What are you doing! ! Conquer the star ball with ... love and defeat the scary monster)
Happy: I'm really anxious.
Happy: Beware of Superman: I want to fry crabs ... (Sweetheart faints)
9. (Beware of amnesia, wandering in the street, meeting passers-by)
Beware: Who am I? Passerby a! .
look out!
Doctor. H: Yes, stop it! There must be a misunderstanding: I like western food.
Be careful: I like French food.
Be careful. Don't you have to go to the toilet? (Be careful to split up and become two careful)
Be careful (to be careful 2): You, go to the toilet: I know I am the most handsome in the school!
sweetheart: I know that the aunt in the canteen is the most exquisite cook!
Carelessness: I know that the third compartment in the men's room is often blocked!
Happy: I know that sleeping in the first class in the afternoon is the most comfortable: I can't lose! ! !
Be careful (turn on the microphone). Sweetheart: Watch out for Superman?
Passerby A: ...
1. (By school bus: I ... never go to class. Because he has just been made. )
4. Be careful: Stop fighting: Remember ... Remember, the food you cooked tastes terrible.
(Sweetheart is in tears)
3. Doctor. H: So what did you learn in the cram school? !
8. Sweetheart is practicing yoga (iron sand palm, actually).
be careful: oh ...! ! ? Pass the ball!
be careful (playing with the Rubik's cube, there are a bunch of restored ones around you)
monsters (twisting wildly ...)!
Hua Xin, go and save the doctor!
5: You are being ridiculous! Only be careful. Superman will never do such nonsense. 2. Sentences describing soybeans
Like a magician, soybeans have become full beans, with a transparent skin and a cracked body on one side.
When I came to the window sill to observe again, the soybean had changed from a seed to a bean sprout, and then it grew up slowly from a bean sprout. . There is a soybean seedling now winding around security window to help him grow. This soybean seedling is also the fastest growing one.
I can't wait to get up in the morning to see what happens to soybeans. Soybean has become bigger, twice as big as before, just like drinking a full stomach of water, bulging and bright in color.
Today, when I came home from school, I found that the size and color of soybeans have not changed much, but the skin of soybeans has become like wrinkles on the old man's head. It feels rough and the soybeans have become soft, and they will be crushed with a gentle pinch. Mother gave me a piece of wet cloth to cover the cup, just like covering a quilt. Mom said that the temperature is so high that soybeans germinate quickly. 3. What are the sentences describing mung beans?
1. Mung beans are bright and bright, and soybeans are golden and clear, which is the most appropriate way to get rid of summer heat and dampness; Porridge is the most healthy in summer, and the combination of clearing and nourishing is strong; No matter how tired you are in summer, you should also pay attention to your health. Bean porridge can relieve summer heat and dampness, replenish qi and nourish yin. Don't forget to drink it often!
2. Round and chubby Vietnamese zongzi, which is wrapped with mung bean stuffing and red banana, has a unique taste, while colorful coconut rice jelly is quite delicious.
3. When the summer solstice comes, the temperature rises, mung bean porridge is wonderful for relieving summer heat, iced watermelon is good for cooling down, eating bitter gourd can reduce the fire, boiled water, drink more, go to bed at night, cover the quilt, the air conditioning temperature is not too low, and it's the summer solstice. I wish you happiness, health and a refreshing summer! Happy summer solstice!
4. You should adjust your body in hot summer, and pay attention to health care. Eat less spicy and vegetarian, drink less drinks and drink more water; Bitter gourd strengthens the kidney and clears away heat, and tea relieves fatigue; Bowls of mung bean soup every day will give you a bright face!
5. When the summer comes, the heat is unpredictable. It is necessary to take an umbrella when going out, and it is necessary to prevent sun and rain. Drinking mung bean soup to cool down the summer is very important for your health. Drink more tea to make Shui Xin feel comfortable. I wish you happiness in the summer!
6. Be busy in keeping healthy by waking up. The methods are counted one by one. Eat oranges every day, so as not to disturb insomnia. Eat more onions, ginger and garlic, dispel yin and cold. Chicken, fish and lean eggs are full of nutrition. Always drink mung bean soup, and the accumulated heat in the body will disappear. Mutton will have an evil fire. Try to be less greedy. Care has been sent. Well-being is all around!
7. On a hot summer day, knowing that you are upset and irritable, I send you a refreshing message. Take a cold shower, listen to classical music, drink mung bean soup, take a deep breath and relax, and your heart will calm down. I wish you a cool summer day.
8. Making porridge with ingredients has more health care function. Glutinous rice porridge should be eaten in spring, bean porridge and mung bean porridge in long summer, wheat porridge, jujube porridge and ginseng porridge in autumn.
9. In hot summer, I use lotus leaves in the pond to shade you, make a bowl of fragrant mung bean soup to cool you down, and then make a fan to fan the cool wind for you, so that you can spend a cool summer!
1, mung bean porridge can remove fire, clear away heat and detoxify; Vegetable eggplant is a treasure, which can resist aging if eaten often; Bananas are sweet in the belly, supplementing potassium in the body; Duck eggs are round and often eaten, full of energy and no troubles!
11. When summer comes, although it is hot, don't be greedy for cold, drink boiled water often. Mung bean soup is good for relieving summer heat. In diet, it is light and delicious, melons and fruits are delicious, and it is good for your health to taste fresh, and your heart is quiet and naturally cool. I wish you a cool companion in summer, refreshing and happy.
12. A healthy mung bean, a happy peanut, a beautiful red bean and a happy seasoning are wrapped into a happy zongzi for you. I wish mom and dad a happy Dragon Boat Festival!
13. Eat garlic regularly, disinfect and keep healthy; Like to eat ginger, longevity and health; Mung bean soup is a healthy prescription; Eat melons often, but don't catch drugs; If you are greedy and lose your cover, you will get diseases; Remember the tips and report healthy. Happy and often laugh!
14. In the early spring, the air-dried weather is dry, and the four fires of the human body are skillfully extinguished: abdominal distension, mung bean porridge to reduce stomach fire, dry eyes, and medlar and chrysanthemum to remove liver fire; The heart is agitated, and the crystal sugar lotus seeds eliminate the heart fire; Dry throat, pig liver and pig lung clearing lung fire. May you be healthy!
15. It is made of mung beans and white lentils, which are special products in China, and scientifically matched with plant foods such as cereals, beans and nuts. 4. sentences praising the baby
1. The baby slept soundly, and his two small eyes narrowed tightly, like two thin lines; Two eyebrows are as thin as two wickers; The small mouth is often opened and closed, as if to shout the joy of his coming into this world.
2. Look at this baby, pink and tender! How watery! I stare at you, and I can't get tired of staring at a wonderful and vivid work of art.
3. The baby's skin is white, and it feels round and smooth, with fine skin and tender flesh
4. On the bus, I saw a young mother with a little boy sitting in the last row of chairs. The child is so cute, with a round head, big eyes and a thin braid at the root.
5. The baby's head is very small, only as big as my cousin's doll's, and her face is round and red, like a big ripe apple. 5. The small peas by the window describe the sentence of the environment
The breeze blowing from the foot bath pool, accompanied by the music of the rehearsal ground, drifted away to distant places.
In the tram, the sunlight coming in is warm and even makes people feel a little hot. I wonder who opened the window. The fresh spring breeze blew from the tram, blowing the children's hair in the wind, as if singing.
The campus is very lively at the moment. Some children are playing with balls, some children are playing with the horizontal bar or sand all over the land, some children are arranging flower beds, and some senior girls are sitting on the porch-style small steps chatting.
The sky is blue, and countless butterflies are dancing everywhere.
Although there is a moon in the sky, the temple at night still looks silly and dark. At ordinary times, this yard looks spacious and makes people feel comfortable, but today it is very different. At the thought of ghosts coming out of nowhere, Xiao Doudou is already at a loss for fear. So, at the slightest sign of trouble, they shouted "Oh, dear". 6. What are the sentences of five beans in a pod?
1. The bean that "wanted to fly into the sun" and finally "fell into the ditch" is the most remarkable one. Its personality characteristics are (d)
a, happy-go-lucky, ambitious
b, full of self-confidence, ambitious
c and emphasis on honor.
(1) The good God shared my sorrow and has already taken one away.
The mother is unable to support her two daughters, one of whom is dead.
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The tenacious vitality of peas gives the little girl confidence in life, I hope.
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B. Children are always happy in festivals. The little girl was very happy on that day, so she said, "It's like a festival".
C. Encouraged by the vitality of peas, the little girl was finally able to do it and live happily, and her mother was full of hope for life. So it's like a holiday.
d, peas showed tenacious vitality from falling to the windowsill to germination. Today, it finally bloomed, so it is said to be "just like a festival".
4. Of the five beans, which one do you think is the most commendable? Tell me your understanding.
The bean that flew into the "crack covered with moss and mold" is the most commendable, because it germinated and blossomed, bringing joy and vitality to a sick girl lying in the window. 7. What are the beautiful sentences describing mung bean germination?
1. From a distance, this basket of baby bean sprouts looks like white pearls. From a close look, it looks like a tadpole swimming from the bottom to the surface to find its mother.
2. The bean sprouts gradually grow long stems. Some bean sprouts are bent like a fish hook, while others are straight like a wooden stick. I'm so happy that the bean sprouts have been distributed!
3. There is a crack in the beans, and a white bean sprout quietly sticks out from the crack. Grandpa said this is its root. I looked at these dolls in green clothes, and the more I looked at them, the more I liked them.
4. After two or three days, the baby soybean grows a small tail, like a tadpole. A few days later, the little tail grew longer and longer. When I saw these bean sprouts, I jumped up happily and shouted, The bean sprouts are growing! The bean sprouts are growing!
5. Today, I came to them and found that they were chubby and tall, and they all turned into bean sprouts. The beans on both sides fell off, leaving only bean leaves and roots.
6. On the fifth day, I went to see beans as usual. Wow! The beans germinated and were almost 2 cm long.
7. when I woke up in the morning, I suddenly remembered that I didn't get drenched today and rushed to the kitchen. I opened the cloth, and the bean sprouts have grown 3 inches high. There are two leaves on the top of the thin root, and the root has passed through the paper towel and utensils. It looked at me as if it were smiling at me.
8. The bean babies have pulled out the tender buds, which are about one centimeter long. They are smooth and tender to the touch, just like a little girl's braid.
9. The next day, the first thing I did when I opened my eyes was to look at my baby soybean. Ah! Baby soybean has changed, from round to oval, grown up and gained weight, and showed a big white belly.
1. The mung bean character is peeled off, some in the middle, some at one end and some at all, just like a naughty boy with no clothes on. The beans are bigger than yesterday. And there is no water. I added some more water.
11. The long night is finally over. Early in the morning, I went straight to the soybean, opened the towel, and was pleasantly surprised to find that some beans had sprouted and exposed their sharp heads, as if curious about this strange world. I wet my hands with water and then drenched them on the beans.
12. I woke up early in the morning and went to have a look. Gee, beans have gone from small to high. Like a fat doll, the yellow dress is almost worn out.
13. hey! I was surprised to find that a white and tender bean sprout has risen from the ground, and there are a pair of even and symmetrical bean sprouts on the top of the bean sprout. So I brought a little water and poured it down. At this time, I found that the symmetrical leaves had been
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