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Ancient official couplets

1, Wang Shu, an official in Hongzhi period of Ming Dynasty;

Those who serve the court are ashamed to eat and go to the door;

It is a shame for those who are locked out to come in.

2. During the Jiajing period, Senator Qian Fan wrote a couplet:

You want a penny, and it's not worth a penny, so it's hard to bully officials.

One point is wide, one point is popular, and one point is blessed.

Shanglian stabbed those corrupt officials who love to take advantage of loopholes; The second part expounds the relationship between the love of officials and the love of the people.

3. When the Qing Dynasty poet was appointed as the master book of the three defenses:

I came to Sri Lanka because I have relations with the people;

I have a clear conscience and don't despise the people.

4. Yi Men Lian written by Yu for the magistrate of Guilin:

This is a public gate, don't do three-foot binding;

I am selfless, my heart is only frozen.

People who want to cheat in private will inevitably be cold-hearted and weak.

5. Huang Lu, an ancient litterateur in Qing Dynasty, was unjustly imprisoned in 15, and was appointed as the magistrate of Qingyuan County, Zhejiang Province after Zhao Xue. His lobby couplet is:

I was hurt by injustice, dare I forget that day?

You don't have to do your best to win, but you still hurt yourself in the end.

6. In Qing Dynasty, Justin Cheung was appointed as the leader of Xuzhou Military Reserve Road:

The land is in the middle reaches of the Yellow River, the water wants to be treated, the water wants to pass, and the river of thousands of miles passes through the heart;

As the masters of the army and the people, officials are lenient with others and strict with themselves. One by one, Fang Shishu is smiling and crying.

7. Guilin, Zhao and Shenzhen Official Union in Qing Dynasty:

Politics is not much to say, and we must rest from the province and self-denial;

Being an official is average, and what you think is related to people's livelihood and national economy.

8. The couplet written by Peng Shang, the minister of the Ministry of Industry in the Qing Dynasty, when he was the governor of Zhejiang:

Heaven and earth are self-contained, with beautiful lakes and mountains;

The country is a scholar, and peaches and plums are speechless.

9. When Liang was appointed Feng Tianfu, he signed the Central Organization Department:

Strive to be upright and original, but the reality is fundamental;

Yi, pull out real talents, train more, and don't slack off.

10, written by Wang Huizu, the magistrate of Jinxiang County, Shandong Province in Qing Dynasty;

Official parents must be kind;

A family with children and grandchildren looks forward to it for a long time.

1 1, written by Wang Yuchi, magistrate of Jinxiang County, Shandong Province in Qing Dynasty:

At present, the people are children and grandchildren, and Mo Yan's people can be bullied, so they should leave their children and grandchildren behind.

During class, an official called his parents and said that an official is easy to do and do some kindness to his parents.

12, Wu was appointed as the county magistrate of Wuxi in the Qing Dynasty, and four couplets were hung the day before printing as a notice of peace for the people. Among them, on the front wall of my office is:

Ignore the Tao, ignore the people, be truly fair and worry-free;

Don't show mercy, don't take bribes, don't cheat, and the law must be strict.

13, Wu lobby couplet:

Everyone talks about fame, there is merit, and the name has a real name. It's no use being selfish.

Officials call parents, the father is the real father and the mother is the real mother. It doesn't matter to do a few fake dog sales.

These couplets show a cold front and the words sound like knives. Good people feel happy, gangsters feel heartless. Couplets are posted, "All the four townships gather to watch". "Those who compete for time first, those who go in and out of the county government on weekdays, are all scared, and some people avoid other provinces."

14, Yu Jie, minister of the Southern Song Dynasty, became an official in his later years, worshipped the history of the Ministry of War, and held a bachelor's degree in the Senior Minister's Hall. Song Shenzong appointed him as appeaser, with both military and political power. As soon as he arrived in Chongqing, he began to write couplets at the gate of the administrative office:

A pillar of heaven is heavy;

Ten years on the ground. "

The lintel is: "by hard work."

15, Zhu Gui, a college student from Shaoxing, went to Zhejiang for invigilation. He is afraid of villagers' friends fawning on him and going through the back door. He posted a couplet in the back hall of Hiram's hospital:

Impatience and selflessness, all relatives involved in the examination room must forgive me;

The mirror is clear, but in words, it is not unfair.

16, written by Wen Hai, the magistrate of Anshun, Guizhou in Qing Dynasty:

I know nothing, I have been a vegetarian for five years, and I am also a local official. Ask yourself if you are a parent;

People are loyal and virtuous, seven belong to static, and only pay for food and clothing. Try to put up with why you were crowned king.

17, Chen Qing:

There is a clear sky above, and things must depend on the sky;

There is wasteland at present, so I don't want to scrape it.

18, composed by Yu Quhuan in Qing Dynasty:

It doesn't matter if you don't want a penny.

But ask an official what he did with two thousand stones.

19, Wei Xiangshu, the minister of punishments during the reign of Shunzhi in Qing Dynasty:

Deceiving others is like deceiving the sky, not deceiving yourself;

If you are negative to the people, you will be negative to the country.

20. Every time Wang Yangming went to a new job in the Ming Dynasty, he used two high-end cards as the team leader, and two re cards were marked with striking couplets:

Seeking public feelings;

I would like to smell myself.

When Lin Zexu was appointed as an ambassador to Jiangsu, he also posted this couplet on both sides of the gate.

2 1, Xie was appointed as the magistrate of Hangzhou in the Qing Dynasty, and the topic in the lobby was:

Avoid greed for politics, greed for profit, greed for fame, greed for profit, and never forget politics;

Be frugal, be honest, be frugal with yourself, be frugal with others, and be generous and sincere.

(Qing Xue is the official of the Hangzhou government of the Ministry of Agriculture: for politics, abstain from greed, greed, greed for fame, and never forget political affairs; Be honest and frugal, be frugal, be frugal and not frugal, but also be generous and honest. )

22. yangfu five Zhangzhou satrap title lobby couplets:

The first is to strictly guard themselves, and the rest are servants under the door and small collectors in front of the hall;

Everything is for the people, that is to say, this is to tell heaven and serve the country.

23. Li Anyun in Fuan County Hall, Fujian:

What do you mean by a good official? Enough to avoid the curse of the people;

What is good governance? It's hard to be fair in prison.

On the 24th, Guangzhou County Guard Department was in a joint:

It is not easy to get rid of money;

Being too friendly is selfish.

25. Gui was appointed as the magistrate of Luanping County, and the title of the lobbying was:

I am like selling brains;

I dare to bully my heart.

26. In the Qing Dynasty, Yang Bingkun was appointed as the county magistrate of Xixian County.

Every time I beat my heart, I am always afraid;

Clearly don't worry about dreaming.

27. In the Qing Dynasty, Yang Chang's title was Li Anyun, Zhejiang official:

Looking at the grass and moss in front of the steps is nothing more than business;

Listen to the crows and magpies outside the wall. I'm afraid of ghosts.

28. Lv Huang, a native of Yongfu, Guangxi, wrote a couplet when he was a magistrate in Fenghua:

The people's heart is in my heart, and it is not easy to be blessed. Respect your husband and be cautious first;

State affairs are often like family affairs. Do what you can and do what you can. "

29. In the Qing Dynasty, there was a monument in front of the lobby of the county yamen, facing north, with sixteen big characters written on it:

Pay attention to your salary, people's fat and people's cream; People are easy to abuse, but heaven cannot deceive them.

Your salary comes from the blood and sweat of ordinary people. Don't think ordinary people are easy to bully. If you don't know your conscience, you will be punished by heaven. This tablet, also known as the stone police name and the stone police admonition, was used by the emperor to warn officials to abide by the law and not to take bribes and pervert the law and abuse the people.

30-year-old Zhang Gongcan's title as a magistrate of Wuxi:

It is difficult to cover the eyes of the sun;

People are rich when they are poor, and the land cannot be stripped.

3 1. At the end of the Qing Dynasty, Duo Qi went to Xishui, Hubei Province, as a county magistrate, and exorbitant taxes and miscellaneous fees were a dime a dozen, which made the people miserable. One year on New Year's Eve, he shamelessly hung a couplet in the government office:

On your orders, I will defend my country and fly butterflies twice, just seeking a sky in front of me and a suitable child;

Together with its people, it has settled in this land for eight years, and the white stone in the mountain and the clear spring in the temple are the most unforgettable.

It looks like a gentleman, but the couplet was changed that night, and it became: I was abused by the king, and the locusts flew twice, no matter whether you were blue or not, I was naked in front of you; I scraped the land with small officials for eight years, leaving only white stones in the mountains and clear springs in the temples.

32. A scholar in Ming Dynasty wrote a couplet:

I think, at the beginning, my family was poor, and there was no wood or rice. Who wants to send charcoal in the snow?

Look at today, it is the best, with wine and meat, which are icing on the cake.

33. A corrupt official wrote this couplet in his lobby:

Get half a word, and the devil takes the hindmost;

Listen to a relationship.

This pair of couplets looks like a wonderful couplet of honest and upright officials, and there is nothing to be picky about. Actually, it is not. There is an endless stream of people offering bribes and interceding in this county, and the county magistrate has "accepted it". Someone close to him reminded him, "Have you forgotten the couplets in the lobby?" The magistrate said, "I didn't forget, because I didn't get a word. I heard more than just an emotion." The key problem of this connection lies in the sentence of "getting half a text" and "listening to a feeling", which uses the concept of stealing, and "half a text" and "feeling" are rare. It gives people the concept that a very small amount of money, no matter how small the feeling, will not be accepted, no matter how much money, it will not be accepted. Who knows, he kicked the law of identity, made a "sharp turn", put pen to paper from another place, and used cunning language. In other words, no amount of money can be destroyed by the devil except half a penny. The bottom line is the same. This couplet has a strong irony and is often handed down as a joke by later generations.

34. In the Southern Song Dynasty, Yu Jie was appointed as the appeasement ambassador of Sichuan, and a recruiting hall was set up to receive people from all walks of life. However, due to busy business, sometimes visitors need to wait a little, so he wrote this couplet on the door:

Lao Tzu often comes to wait on him;

A gentleman talks about patience.

35. In the Qing Dynasty, the magistrate of Ningbo wrote such a couplet:

Missing work is not light, rest is related to six towns: cautious, clear and diligent;

Ask your heart, right and wrong: not wide, not fierce, not in conformity.

36. In the Song Dynasty, Bao Zheng was praised by the world for being honest and upright, punishing criminals and eliminating evil. Later generations built many temples of Bao Gong to commemorate him and wrote couplets to express their admiration for him:

A shines for thousands of years, recalling the iron face and ice heart of that year, and spreading rumors without looking forward to future happiness;

Women have been obedient for a hundred years, and only Mr. Wang has been praised for being honest and clean.

B a red heart hangs the sun and the moon; Two tough faces repel evil spirits.

C is tough and arrogant everywhere; The golden whip is always good at raising its head.

These couplets eulogize Bao Zheng's incorruptible demeanor of punishing evil and promoting good from different aspects.

39. When Zhang Jin, the right assistant minister of the household department, was appointed as the magistrate of Nan 'an, he wrote such a couplet for Chenlou, Ning County, Zhejiang Province.

If you are wider, people will get more;

Take a penny, the official is not worth a penny.

40. In the Ming Dynasty, Tang Xinqing, the magistrate of Fenyang County, Shanxi Province, was strict, put out evil and rape, loved the people like children, was honest and clean, and was deeply loved by the people. He removed a couplet in the lobby:

As a frontline official in Fenyang, it is warm in the spring and autumn;

At midnight, half a penny, the earth will destroy the devil.

4 1. When he was a magistrate in Laoting, Hebei Province, he personally wrote epigram couplets on the lobby column:

Received a penny of extra money and reported it to future generations;

If you do something wrong, there will be ghosts tomorrow.

42. When Lin Zexu, the hero of smoking ban, banned opium in Guangzhou, he also hung a couplet on the subtitle in class:

There are hundreds of rivers and great tolerance;

The wall stands a thousand miles, and it is just without desire.

43. Yao Buying, a scholar of Tongzhi in the Qing Dynasty, was appointed as a couplet inscribed for the official department in Cili County, Hunan Province:

As light as autumn chrysanthemum, why not thin;

Plum blossoms in Qing dynasty were not afraid of cold.

44. Qingcheng Mountain, a Taoist holy place in Sichuan, has a couplet written by Zheng Banqiao:

The heart is clear and turbid;

Alpine dwarves are very tall.

45, the Ming dynasty Li Tingji official does Shu Lian:

People value officials rather than officials;

Virtue is the only way to win. "

46. 1924, Dr. Sun Yat-sen founded the Whampoa Military Academy in Guangzhou and hung a couplet on the gate of the military academy:

To get promoted and get rich, please take another road;

Fear of death, don't enter this door.

The association broke the purpose of running a school and was regarded as a warning by students. Later, some people took refuge in the reactionary forces and betrayed Mr. Wang's spirit. People were filled with indignation and changed this couplet to read: "Don't take another road of promotion and wealth;" Fear of death, please enter this door. "

47. Hai Rui of Ming Dynasty was one of the most famous honest officials in history. His official to the governor, once hung a pair of couplets in his official position, each with only four words:

To handle state affairs;

Read sage books.

History books call him "honest and clean, detest evil as hatred, crack down on powerful people and be determined to reform." Death is poverty. "This couplet is a true portrayal of the official's life.

48. Li Zhi, a native of Quanzhou, Fujian, was a famous thinker and writer in the Ming Dynasty. He used to be the magistrate of Yao 'an, Yunnan, and hung such a couplet in the official residence:

From my hometown, the two places are devastated;

After being a soldier, thousands of families in Qian Qian have long cared about their sufferings. "

49. The couplet written by Gao Yongyong, a magistrate of a county during the reign of Emperor Kangxi of the Qing Dynasty, during his tenure in Neixiang:

There is no shame in getting an official, and there is no shame in losing an official. Don't say that one official is useless, and the place depends on one official.

Eat people's food and wear people's clothes. Don't say that people can be bullied. They are also people.

50, collectors room couplets:

Elect officials and be promoted;

The performance appraisal is honest and balanced.

5 1, official department hall 2:

Law has no relatives, and law makes no sense;

Appreciate only doubt and punish only doubt lightly.

Shanglian means that officials should be close to law enforcement and not selfish; The second part says that whistleblowers should be rewarded handsomely, and some difficult cases should be left with room, so that good people should not be wronged.

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Stand firm and straighten your back;

Open your eyes and relax.

53. In the Qing Dynasty, Pan Ren made an order in Pengxi County:

Shame on yourself, benefit less;

As far as I can see, I just think there are many officials.

54. At the end of the Qing Dynasty, Hunan Governor Zhao wrote a joint letter from the Governor's Office:

I hope the people of An Ruo are blocked;

As cold as ice.

55, qing kangxi jiangnan prefect zhang our yamen before a:

Nine Niu Yi hairs, my honor;

A penny is the essence of the people;

56, qing kangxi jiangnan prefect Zhang Quan yamen couplet 2:

One point wider, the people benefit more;

Take a penny, I'm worthless.

57. In the Qing Dynasty, there was a governor named Yan who also wrote a self-warning:

Two sleeves into the breeze, quietly recalling this life's official career;

A court will have a good month, and Lang will be with us.

58. Zhu Jingshe's couplets in Qing Dynasty:

What is the need to help the world;

Learning should not be wasted by the people.

59. Yu Chenglong in Qing Dynasty:

Tired and rich, all given by the court. If there is aggression, who will put chains on you;

One and a half pills are nothing more than ordinary people's ointment. If you don't cherish it, how can you know whether a man is a thief or a prostitute?

60. Wei Qi in Qing Dynasty:

It's hard to be insatiable, but it's natural to make money and gouge out meat to cure sores. How can it be used by future generations?

It's really cool. You must get rid of your conscience. That heartless stick knocks on the skin and holds the marrow, bearing the name of parents in vain.

6 1, Chang Taizhong:

It is inevitable to urge the department. It should be noted that all the particles are human life;

How can you caress, but caring about Juan love is also good for your heart.

62. Chang Taizhong:

Corrupt officials are insatiable and will be rich and heartless, knowing that future generations are not virtuous, spending a lot of money and being insulted in vain;

Clear. A good collector, are you worthy of the name? It's really painful for the king. It's hard to keep a thousand days for one day, and it's hard to protect the surname Pingkang.

63. During Jiaqing period of Qing Dynasty, Chen Wenshu, his son, was released as Jiangdu county magistrate after his promotion. When he first took office, he wrote a title:

Diligence, thrift, honesty, no time to ask, send. You must forgive me for coming and going.

Let's change our disputes and sincerely discard the false and retain the true. Let's tell our fathers and older brothers and teach our children to become adults.

64. Qingfeng Pavilion behind Kuang Zhong's Tomb in Jing 'an County, Jiangxi Province:

How many feudal officialdom with luggage on one shoulder?

Wash your hands and see how Suzhou Taishou looks.

65. Cai used to be an official in Zhejiang and wrote a couplet on this topic:

Do your best and fail to perform your duties well;

Work hard and dare not do anything.

66. Yu Yue compiled by Daoguang Jinshi Hanlin Academy wrote an inscription for a yamen in Jiangsu:

Hearing this case, I am worried about others, and I have been turning over a new leaf here, and I have been suffering from being late;

It's not far from the day before. I hope everyone will be sober and not put their private interests in front of the public.

67, Lu Qingcang month topic has such a couplet:

The people's heart is in my heart, and it is not easy to be blessed. Respect the public and be cautious and independent;

State affairs are often like family affairs. Do what you can and do what you can.

68. During the Daoguang period of the Qing Dynasty, there was a couplet written by Daotai in the third hall of a yamen in Shaanxi:

What is the busiest thing for this police officer? Wang Guanyuan, the wine cellar is full of politics;

At the end of the year, laughter is marriage, and the oil is exhausted. Who knows the gratitude of friends and servants?