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Chapter 69: Hundreds of flowers gathered at Zongbo's Mansion, and all the beauties came to Wanfang Garden for the first time

The Bian Mansion is going to have a banquet for all the ladies. First, the 33 women from the first three to the last met first, and then 46 talented women including Tang Guichen who lived in Hongwen Hall came. Finally, Shi Youtan and other 21 talented women arrived. They pushed each other to give seats, and finally Bi Quanzhendao and Hua Zaifang said that everyone should sit according to their order, and this had been decided for a long time. Everyone agreed after hearing it for a long time and thought it was strange. So my girlfriend told everyone about her experience of finding relatives overseas.

The 70th recollection of strange-shaped silkworm cocoons used as small hats and exotic wine jars used as tobacco pots

To tell you about the experience of finding relatives overseas, he first told everyone about Lin Zhiyang's voyage At that time, I brought some silkworm cocoons in order to cure my eye disease which caused me to cry at the sight of wind. And because I was fond of drinking, there were many empty jars from which I had drunk on the boat. Unexpectedly, these seemingly useless things were all sold at high prices. It turns out that the citizens of Lilliput made hats out of silkworm cocoons, while the citizens of Changren bought wine jars and used them as portable tobacco bottles. Then the confidant said again, which aroused everyone's discussion.

Chapter 71: Reminiscing about the past and being fascinated by the Weeping Red Pavilion and the new friendship in the Ningcui Pavilion

The Tang courtier told everyone about the inscription of the Weeping Red Pavilion, and all the women said: " The words "weeping red pavilion" and "weeping red pavilion" have different meanings. I asked Shi Lanyan to explain it to everyone. Shi Lanyan said that the misfortune of several people is inevitable. The word "weeping red pavilion" means "weeping red pavilion". It is also really sad, but the ancients said that if you do good deeds, don't worry about the future, and you can be worthy of the king and relatives of heaven and earth, and you can look up to them with no shame. The sisters also discussed this, not only mentioning what Zuo Zhuan said. Good or bad luck depends on people, as stated in the Book of Changes. A house of good deeds will always be happy, a house of bad deeds will be full of troubles, etc. It means being cheerful, Zizhi said, sisters, please sit down and talk, my legs are sore from standing, I have to eat early and have fun. Where is my son? When it comes to seats, everyone still gives in to each other, and finally uses the method of drawing lots to sit down one by one. At the banquet, everyone found that no matter whether it is official history, unofficial history, or the story department, there is no scene where hundreds of sisters gather together. It was an unprecedented time to get together. After dinner, we all went for a walk in the garden.

Chapter 72: Five Beauties Fu Yao Qin and Bai Jing Pavilion wrote Spring Fans

The ladies took a walk after dinner and came to Gu Tong Terrace. Five people, Yao Pai, Yao Chun, Shunying, Su Yun and Yao Zhi, played the harp together. The sound of the harp was so beautiful, the sound was clear and elegant. The mountains were empty and the water was deep. The five harps were playing in unison, and the colorful clouds were about to stop. Shi Lanyan called it " Afterwards, everyone went to the Peony Pavilion for snacks. The surroundings of the Peony Pavilion were full of peonies, such as Yao, Huang, Wei and Zi. Qiong and Yi Ziling hold cold jade in their hands and play chess with concentration, which can be described as playing chess, calligraphy and painting, extremely elegant.

Chapter 73: Watch Yao Shu talk about the game score and watch the horse play against Meng Nu. Talking about cards

The girls were playing in the garden. Yao Zhixin, Xiangyun and others were talking about it. Some people said that they were playing chess, at least a hundred games a day, and more people thought that they were playing chess. It's better to go slower, and it's interesting to pay attention to the chess score. At this time, Zi Ling will tell you a story about completely believing in the routines in the chess score, and once the opponent changes the score, you will be at a loss. On Tongtai, Xiuying and Ruohua are teaching Zizhi to play the piano. In this group, there are people who write, some draw, some play chess, and some play the piano. There are also Ma Diao on one table, Shuanglu on another table, There was a table of chess, a table of Huahu, and a table of Ten Lakes. There were people teaching how to throw pots and grass, and there were people playing on swings, and there were people betting, and there were people telling stories, and there was laughter and laughter everywhere. p>

Chapter 74 Playing Shuanglu Jia talks about the former sages playing chess and talking humorously

Zizhi was asked by Bao Yun to take care of the guests. He went to the Shuanglu table first and listened to Dai Qiongying’s story , the ancients designed Shuanglu to encourage brotherhood and harmony. Then we went to the Huahu table and saw Lian Jinfeng and others playing cards. Then we went to the Shihu table to listen to them talking and laughing with each other, and then went to the table where they were playing chess. Several people even made up impromptu jokes to keep everyone laughing.

At this time, the sound of the flute came from the air again. Unexpectedly, he arrived at the swing again. Watching everyone playing ball, Tian Fenghui asked Zizhi to play on the swing for a while, but Zizhi said that she was dizzy, so why not tell everyone a joke? .

Chapter 75: Playing on Xiao Yin's beautiful body screen in the new sound water pavilion to listen to the class

Zi Zhi told everyone the story of the old maggot eating yellow shit, and they joked about each other. After talking for a while, the seven people came to the lotus pond together and listened to Luyun and Yalan playing the flute. The sound was beautiful and refreshing. Zizhi walked out because she always remembered the bet and accompanied the guests. It happened to be Meeting Bao Yun, Bao Yun told Zizhi that many sisters were listening to Yunzhi's lecture on Da Liuren in Xiaoxuan Hall. So he rushed over immediately, and through the screen window, he heard Yunzhi telling Zaifang about the land style and Tianpan style. I was going to teach four more lessons, and I listened very carefully outside the window.

Chapter 76: The Four Lessons of Liu Ren Hua Qian’s Explanation of the Wonderful Purpose and the Secret Story

Yunzhi taught Zaifang four lessons. After listening to it, Zi Zhi not only blurted out, I understood, and shocked Yunzhi and Zaifang. With a smile, they came to the goldfish pond again, and quarreled with Chen Yu and Xinghui for a few more times, causing Xinghui to put down his bamboo pole and come to beat her. . So she hurriedly ran away with a smile and came to Baicao Garden. On the way, she met Shi Youtan and other four women who were playing Zhuangyuanchi. In Baicao Garden, she suggested to Chen Shuyuan and other eight sisters to change the game of fighting grass to using flowers and plants. sentence. Later, he came to Meihua Island to find Qingtian. At this time, Qingtian, Song Liangzhen and others were planning to discuss the algorithm. Zizhi called Qingdan, and the two came to the White Peony Pavilion together.

Chapter 77: Fighting with Herbs, removing the old sets and creating new styles for the flowers

Zizhi called Shangqing shop and returned to the White Peony Pavilion. Zizhi said to Bao Yun He went to the sisters he saw everywhere, and told Qingtian that she had lost the host, and asked Tihua to give her the snuff bottle and bracelet for the bet. Ti Hua deliberately made trouble with her, so she looked around to talk to him, but couldn't help Zi Zhi stroking her ribs for a while, so she had to give Zi Zhi two things with a smile. Zizhi took the things and returned to the Baicao Garden. She played the game of Baicao with Chunhui and others. Everyone was playing happily. Others saw them talking about it and came to the pavilion one after another to play together. Plant a new herb fight game, that is, fight against the herb, such as the mushroom flower versus the Dufu grass, the dragon's blood flower versus the Phoenix tail cake, the three-spring willow versus the nine-jointed orchid, the ginkgo versus the golden fruit, the emperor's flower versus the king's grass, etc. , there are flowers and plants with their real names, and there are also flowers and plants with aliases. This grass fighting game is really unique and colorful.

The seventy-eighth round of luck, ingenuity, chatting over wine, and old sentences are used as a wonderful order for the feast

Just when everyone was having fun, Mrs. Chen sent her maid to invite Everyone went to eat, and everyone followed Xiangyun to the Ningcui Pavilion. Chunhui suggested that you should not drink dumb wine, but follow the drinking orders. So everyone took their seats again. Zhang Hongzhu first gave everyone a riddle, and the riddle was: Everyone knows that looking at Hua Hui, quoting a sentence from the Analects of Confucius, everyone guessed the answer to the riddle, which was a lie. After everyone heard this, they felt sad about separation, but Zi Zhi immediately went on to say, now is the time to sing to the wine, drink more wine, everyone will ask Zi Zhi to give an order, and Zi Zhi will take this task After pushing it to Tie Hua, Tie Hua turned it down again, and Zizhi told one joke after another, and asked me to return my vegetable money. Everyone was helpless to ridicule the inscription, so they had to smile and congratulate each other, and they were delighted. At this moment, the maid came to report that the Queen Mother had issued an edict.

The seventy-ninth chapter refers to the spiritual heart of the mystery group about archery, skillful skills, and chatting

The Queen Mother issued an edict to let all talented women imitate Shangguan Zhaoyi's Forty Rhymes and Five I also wrote a song with lyrics and rhythm, and I have to hand it in early tomorrow morning. The women ate in a hurry and then went back to write poems. After handing in the papers the next morning, the women came to Bian Mansion again and walked around the garden. Passing through the arrow path where the swans have fun. Zizhi and others began to shoot arrows. Yalan told everyone how to shoot and read Xijiang Yue, which he had made for this purpose. Only then did everyone realize that this kind of archery is called recreation. Otherwise, you will be punished.

After leaving the arrow path, everyone went to the Baiyao Garden for snacks. Milan Fen from Zhijia Kingdom showed everyone the algorithm for calculating the circumference of a circle, the square of the inside of a circle, and the difference method. At this moment, the sky was filled with clouds and thunder was everywhere. There was another thunder. Lanfen calculated that the distance from where the thunder was struck was about ten miles and one hundred and twenty-eight feet. Everyone was dubious. Soon, Bao Yun's nanny came and told everyone that he met in Shili Dun. It rained heavily and thunder struck a person to death. When everyone learned that the place where the person was killed was more than ten and a half miles away, they were not only deeply impressed by Lan Fen's calculations. After having some snacks, everyone went to the White Peony Pavilion, where the gentle orchid voices talked about double-voiced rhymes, Lan Fen taught people how to communicate in the empty valley, and Yuzhi encouraged people to guess riddles. There was a lot of joy in the Peony Pavilion.

Chapter 80: Gambling in the tiger pavilion with lights, fans and balloons, dancing in the garden

Yuzhi persuaded people to guess riddles, and Youtan also supported it, so the women started guessing riddles. The talented people competed with each other on questions, ranging from place names to flower names, to sentences in books, involving the content of The Analects of Confucius, Zhuangzi, I Ching, Mencius, The Book of Songs, Zhouli, Huainanzi, Yanzi, Chunqiu and other books. Everyone The debate was endless. At this time, Lin Wanru and four other people came over with blushing faces. It turned out that they had just played tossing the ball. Caiyun used too much force to catch the ball with her feet, so that the ball even flew away with her shoelaces. Everyone laughed and told the story The child became a mystery.

Chapter 81: The Lady Dong of the White Peony Pavilion talks about poetry and Lan Gu holds a banquet in the Ningcui Pavilion

Continuing from the story about flying shoes, Zizhi turns into a mystery, and... There are four; "Yinhan Fucha". Not to be outdone, Qingtian told a joke to tease Zizhi, but Zizhi refused to give up because of her sharp tongue. In the midst of laughter and laughter, everyone continued to play lantern riddles. Some played sentences from classics such as Mencius, Laozi, Erya, Xixiang, Shiji, The Analects of Confucius, etc.; some played the names of ancient people in Qupai. Finally, this lantern riddle was played in Lanzhi's "Full of Guests" ", winning friends are like clouds", the game ended with "Jixian Bin", and then the group returned to Ningcui Pavilion for dinner.

Chapter 82: Drinking Orders, Sentences and Sentences Flying in Two Voices to Debate the Sounds and Rhymes of Ancient Chinese Characters

A group of people came to Ningcui Pavilion. At the banquet, everyone started to drink wine orders again, like flowers. Everyone agreed when we came up with the order with double sounds that rhymed. Among the drinking orders we made, there were flowers with double sounds, names of ancient people with repeated rhymes, names of martyrs with double sounds, etc. During the process of making the orders, if there was any ambiguity, everyone would come up with it. I used Shen Yue's "Four Tones" for textual research, revealing elegance and rigor in a relaxed and joyful way.

Chapter 83: The Big Book is accompanied by wine, and the music is accompanied by singing and dancing.

Everyone continues to perform the drinking order, some with double voices, some with overlapping rhymes, and some with both voices. rhyme. Among them, the lively and clever Zizhi also told everyone a story about the Spring and Autumn Period, when Zilu asked Laozi and his wife Zi Hezhai. After that, everyone continued to drink. Zizhi sang a little song for everyone about separation and sorrow. At this time, we can easily see that Zizhi is not only sharp-tongued and cunning, but also versatile and interesting. After singing the little song, everyone continued to drink. By the way, when the order was transferred to Yuzhi, he took the order of a heroic woman named Dieyun. He was so dazed thinking about the joke that he forgot to answer another question in the end. is wrong.

Chapter 84: Reciting the scripture with great enthusiasm and reciting the scriptures

Yu Zhi was wasted by thinking of a joke, and even forgot the topic and could only guess randomly, and again I guessed the names of officials and bodies, guessed music, stationery, treasures and utensils, guessed the names of flowers, fruits, and medicines. It wasn't until I was fined a hundred glasses of wine that I guessed whether it was Fudu or Zhuangjiang. Later, Bao Yun gave the peerless scriptures he had recorded to all the women. After they finished reciting the scriptures, they continued to drink. During the dinner, Hua Zaifang vomited on the floor after drinking several glasses of wine, and Zizhi took advantage of this. Peeling.

Chapter 85: Comments on the rhyme spectrum, cold words, ridiculing Shen Yue, and quotations from Mao's poems, Meizhuang Jiang

While the drinking ceremony was in progress, some of the opera tools had two voices, and some treasures had two voices. The name of an insect has a double voice, the name of an ancient person has a double voice, and some of the clothes have a double voice and the human relationship has a double voice. Two of them involved praising Zhuang Jiang, and one was said by Feng Chu. Yanjuan's "Collection of Chen Si Wang" has a bun in E'e and a eyebrow trimming in conjunction with Juan. ‘E’e’ has double sounds, and ‘Lianjuan’ has repeated rhymes.

Another time, Su Yalan said that the neck of the Book of Songs is like a cricket, which is often compared to the neck of a beautiful woman. It’s also interspersed with jokes that I just tell if I don’t tell them. Later, Tan Huifang made a sail with the sound of a boat and a carriage. Shen Yue's "Song Book" is willing to ride the long wind and break thousands of miles of waves. The word "wind" here reminds Lan Yan of "The tree wants to be quiet but the wind does not stop, the child wants to support but cannot be kissed" in Han Shi Gaiden. Thinking of his father alone and thousands of miles away, how can he not burst into tears.

Eighty-Sixth Chapter: The filial daughter sheds tears as she remembers her family affection and talks about her surname, the servant, and her husband.

Lan Yan thought of the tree that wanted to be quiet but the wind did not stop, and the son that wanted to be raised but could not be kissed, so I couldn't help but think of my father and shed tears. The confidant advises everyone to perform filial piety promptly. Then everyone continued to drink and order, and the maid Yu'er also participated in it. She could read and command, and she also told a joke using her surname Wang. It was a small thing, but it was no worse than All the talented ladies, while the drinking party is in progress, the mood of farewell is growing unknowingly.

Chapter 87 Because of the past events, the game imitates Chu Ci, that is, the beautiful scenery and humorous moon making order

Everyone continued to drink, and unknowingly they thought of the flying shoe incident, so they After imitating ancient books, they began to describe this incident again. Some imitated "Nine Bian" and opposed "Li Sao". Some imitate Zhuangzi's "Spring and Autumn", some imitate "The Book of Changes" and "Yu Gong", some imitate "Mao Shi", "Yue Ling", etc., and describe a simple risk event in a vivid, interesting and elegant way. Couldn't be more elegant. Zi Zhi told jokes again, and the women started drinking again. Suddenly, a gust of cold wind blew, carrying a fragrance, which made people think of the fragrance floating in the clouds. At this time, the maid came to report that there were two women outside, claiming to be the fourth-level talented women in the palace examination, and they wanted to meet the other women. The courtier said, let the housekeeper return her. Let's just say that we were lucky enough to get top marks in the imperial examination, and we are not really talented. How dare we overestimate our abilities and talk about our essays? Moreover, now that we are drunk, we especially dare not take the liberty to invite you. Ruohua also thinks so. It is said that my girlfriend is a humble gentleman, so replying like this saves a lot of words. But Tingting, Tihua, Chunhui, and Qingdian all said "No!"

Chapter 88: On the first day of the month, Sister Yue released her past grudges and vented her old anger.

Please The two women who came in were extremely charming, extremely graceful, and very beautiful. The woman in green was named Feng, and the woman in white was named Yue. The two women asked their courtiers to compose a poem called "Tiannu Scattering Flowers" using five characters as a rhyme. In the article, the courtier fought against Baihua and mocked Feng Yue. The two women immediately became angry. It turned out that they were Sister Yue and Aunt Feng. Aunt Feng was making trouble, which made all the talented women panic. . At this time, a beautiful woman holding a fighting pen appeared. He accused Aunt Feng and Sister Yue. After a while, another female Taoist nun came and gave some advice to Sister Yue and Aunt Feng. It turned out that the beautiful woman holding a pen This is the female Kuixing. This female Taoist nun is from Changzhishan.

Chapter 89: Chapter 89: Yuan Ji recounts new poems and traces old traces to clarify the past.

The women invite the factory director. Zhishanren talked about their fate, and Changzhishanren orally narrated a long sentence he had seen overseas, and asked Tihua to write it down. The opening sentence was like this, Huangtang Lingxiu, Not only the men are favored, but Kuiyuan appears as a female. Ke Xin meets the holy calendar, and Dian Kuang establishes Kun Yi. It probably means that at this time, beauty no longer favors men, whether it is the emperor or Kuixing. Now they are all women, and there will also be a female test. Then I gave a general description of the life experiences of the talented women, some of which had clear meanings, while some made people confused and questionable.

Chapter 90: Drunk and reciting desolate sentences, the heart is shocked to hear the bleak words

The drums are beating all night long, and the military pipes are blowing all day long, which makes people think of a war. , with torn silk around the neck, it is very tragic to hang oneself in a ring, but the veil is not covered with a veil, and it also means that the Yaochai wants to go deep into the Buddha's door. The flowers are all hairy, the luxuriant stamens are easy to wither, and the flowers are miserable, which can't help but make people feel sad. When everyone wanted the Taoist nun to explain it in detail, the Taoist nun would either say that this verse is not clear enough, so why point it out? , the situation implies a magical secret, who dares to reveal it? Or one could say that this poem is fictitious and true, and how can a poor person understand it? It’s only at the end. The female Taoist nun said, after all, people live to be a hundred years old and will eventually die. How can we smile at that time instead of enduring shame and coveting life and being stinking for thousands of years? Just die and live forever. Pindao suddenly said this because there were quite a few people among them who wanted to answer the saying, "You will die if you smile." He also said that life in this world is nothing more than a game of Go, with countless plans, gambling, and fantasy, life and death, and life and death. Because he could not understand the enchantment formation, he mistook it. The Taoist nun left and the women continued to drink.

Chapter 91: Folding Miao characters, changing pillars and drawing beams, using toothpicks to turn deer into horses

The women were drinking, performing drinking orders, and telling jokes at the same time. During this period, Li Chun told everyone two prescriptions. One is called "Shenghua Decoction", which is mainly used to treat postpartum congestion and abdominal pain. One is called Wuhuang Powder, which mainly treats pain. The joke told by Yu'er, the monk is clearly here, where did I go? It satirizes those who talk nonsense and forget their true colors. After laughing, it makes people think deeply.

Chapter 92: The Beauty of Fruit Winnow Shi Huixing Debian Hu and Maid Lu have a Spiritual Mind

During the process of issuing orders again, the jade toad controlled the rhythm of the flowers. Just say that Xianlan is selected from "Family Proverbs, Entering a good person's house is like entering Zhilan's house." This sentence expresses the talented woman's feelings in Bian Bin's house these days. Dusk came quietly, followed by the sound of music in the distance. The women left Ningcui Pavilion and went to Xiaoao Mountain to see the lanterns.

Chapter 93: Bai Huaxian is about to show up at the scene and all the talented women are having a drink.

The women came to Xiaoao Mountain to look at the lanterns, and saw only twenty-seven rooms in a building with curtains on three sides. There are light balls hanging upstairs and downstairs, with various patterns and bright colors. Especially when big balls are decorated with small beads, not only the number of big balls on each lamp is different, but also the small balls on each big ball are different. Lanfen also feels that it is a little difficult to count the number of balls, but in the end he comes to the conclusion. A result was obtained, and it was exactly the same as the number of lights on the list. The women fell in love with the scene again and came to Jiujiang for a drinking party at dusk. Later, Haruki and others used the pictograms in the calligraphy method to make drinking orders. Of course, there are also jokes born of passion.

Chapter 94: King Wenyan was ordered to return to his hometown. The female bachelor went to the fairy mountain to miss her relatives

Seeing that it was getting late, all the girls thanked and left. Later, a talented girl borrowed the Ningcui Pavilion to return home. At the banquet, someone else practiced it for Ruohua and the four people. The poems and poems at the banquet were compiled into a book, which was very popular for a while. Soon, Ruohua, Lanyin, Honghong, and Tingting went to the Daughter Country. Eight of them, including the courtier, returned to Lingnan. Yu Lirong and others returned to Huainan. The others also dispersed. The talented girls returned home and got married one after another. The confidant is going to Xiao Penglai to look for his father, and Yan Zixiao is determined to accompany him. In the end, the two of them saw through the world of mortals and never returned to Xiao Penglai.

Chapter 95: Discussing medicine at an old ailment banquet and making new friendships, dancing swords in the court

My best friend and Yan Zixiao went to Xiao Penglai and left with the immortal, no longer return. Family situation: Xiao Feng, Yan Ya, Tian Ting, Lian Liang, Yin Yu, Wei Wu, and Xue Xuan went to Xiaoyingzhou Mountain to join Luo Chengzhi and Song Su. Because the sisters are all of the same age, everyone is more in tune with each other. Bian Bin's son Bian Bi is also on the mountain. He was cured by Shi Sheng, the brother of the Shi family, and a teacher was hired to teach him literature and martial arts. And also sent to the mountain. Everyone lived in the mountains, either training men and horses or learning martial arts. Soon they also brought their family members over to wait for the news of the Wenfu uprising.

Chapter 96: Bing Zhongzhong’s troops rose up to perform evil spells and set up a poison formation in front of the pass

While everyone was waiting for the news, Yu Chengzhi came and agreed to set up troops together on the third day of March. .

When he wanted to get back in, Qian Kong tied her neck tightly, making her unable to move forward or retreat. Song Su Yanyong entered the formation, Zi Qiong, and Yu Chan also entered the formation, but they did not come back. The young masters were The women in the women's camp, led by Luo Hongqi, took a bath and burned incense, praying to the gods of the past for help.

The 100th Chapter of Jian Qixun’s Return to the Dynasty, Legend of Dabao Zhongzong’s Restoration

Sincerity leads to gold and stone being opened, the green daughter and the jade daughter made an appointment with the red boy, and the golden boys each Riding the wind and fire wheel, he came to the women's camp and invited Wang Yan and Cui Jun, two people who did not love money as recorded in history. He also invited the soul of the second male and used his integrity to get rid of 'A Du'. , the problem of 'copper odor', the Ginkgo Fairy brought a basket of walnuts to avoid copper poison. The formation was finally broken, and the Heqiao tablet was shattered. However, Zhang Yong, Yan Yong, Yu Chan, and Zi Qiong were already dead. On the same day, an army met at the East Palace and killed Zhang Yizhi and Zhang Changzong. The next day, the Queen Mother returned to power and the heroes were rewarded. The story ends here.

Let’s talk about the white ape. It was originally the fairy ape obtained from Baihua Fairy’s cave. Because Baihua Fairy was demoted, it also came to the mortal world together. Entrusted by Fairy Baihua to find a literati to spread the contents of the inscription on the Weeping Red Pavilion, Bai Yuan first found Liu Xu, the author of the "Old Book of Tang". But because of the chaos of war, Liu Xu refused. They also found Ouyang Xiu and Song Qi of the Song Dynasty. They had worked hard to write the "Old Book of Tang" and their wrists were sore, so they did not accept it. Finally, I found Li Ruzhen, a descendant of Lao Tzu, who is the author himself. Li Ruzhen spent more than thirty years of hard work and wrote this book, "Flowers in the Mirror".