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What low-level behaviors do women hate most about men?

What low-level behaviors do women hate most about men? 2016-09-2917: 31:47 originated from the internet.

Attention, guys! Women are supposed to curse! ?

Some boys will take the initiative to pick up girls for dinner and movies. Do you think they are gentlemen? Bullshit! Stop insulting the word gentleman. ?

To put it bluntly, nine out of ten boys always sit in the cab when picking up girls. Is your ass fixed in the seat? Would it kill you to get off and say hello and open the car door? The point is that this is the first time we have met. ?

Don't think these behaviors are melodramatic, and don't use equality between men and women to go online. It's not that I have no hands or feet, so I can't open the door.

I have hands and feet, but I like the sweetness of my boyfriend when he feeds me, and I also like the smell of his coquetry behind my back. We women dare to do and admit, and we like this "affectation". ?

Next time you try to open the car door and fasten her seat belt thoughtfully, even if the girl doesn't say anything, her first impression of you is definitely good. ?

Don't take care as an excuse, it's just a boy's minimum courtesy. ?

It's even more explosive when dating. I knelt down and begged all gay men. Can you pay attention to your appearance like a girl? ?

You no longer have an advantage in face value, but would you please iron the wrinkled coat

Will you wash your hair and trim your nails and nose hair when you go out? I really can't write any more. Please don't suffer any more. ?

If a girl is late for an appointment, please put up with her. The longer she dresses up, the more she cares about your date. But do girls who are often late need to review their time concept?

In the face of a boy who tolerates your lateness every time, you also need to re-measure his feelings for you, perhaps deeper than you think.

When you invite a girl to dinner, don't make a sensation with the menu. Girls are not decorations. Ask people what they like to eat. This is the minimum respect. It's not too late for you to make a decision. ?

If you encounter some unpleasant problems in the process of eating, please don't argue with the waiter openly. You also shamelessly ask the merchant not to pay the bill, which is cruel. The attitude towards service personnel can indirectly show a person's personality and mind.

Also, can you eat properly and be gentle? When drinking soup, can you not make such a loud noise? The thought of this photo gives me a headache. Although sometimes we are obsessed with rough men, rough and sloppy are different. ?

When you are not sure what a girl thinks, please don't tell her in public. Not every girl likes this public surprise. ?

If your confession ceremony is planned perfectly, that's fine. If it is very low, my god, believe me, this girl must want to die. ?

Don't ask me how I know, there are some memories I don't want to mention. Besides, public confession will put some pressure on the girl, and maybe she wants to know whether to accept you or not. ?

If your confession is rejected, please don't turn against me on the spot and don't pester me. It really bothers girls, and it's not fun in the end. ?

When chatting, don't keep your mouth shut: my mother said; My mother doesn't like it; My mother made me do this ...?

There is another obvious feature of such a man. If you are busy and don't reply to each other's messages, then the style of painting is like this:?

Why didn't you reply to my message? Still busy? Did I do something wrong to make you unhappy? Still not coming back? Let's get this straight. Do you want to break up? All right, I compromise. Can you reply? What do you want? I want you to die now! Tired as a dog, I still can't understand. Many men find this other half annoying, so they should take care of it. ?

If a girl really meets such a boy, be generous and buy him a bottle as a parting gift. We can't afford such a boy, let alone his mother. ?

Don't always despise girls watching romantic dramas. After all, the way she looks at you makes her want to go to the theater even more. ?

There is no such perfect man in real life. Why don't we have a look? You are watching Aoi sora and Maria Ozawa. ?

Girls who don't watch romantic dramas are either as sweet as honey or too old-fashioned. Every girl who pursues dramas has a girl's heart that loves bursting. So, cherish it. ?

Don't always say dirty jokes during your relationship. Believe me, what you said is not that wonderful. Moreover, not every girl knows how to appreciate your unique sense of humor. ?

Don't even ask at the beginning: how big is your chest and your ass is up? What posture do you like?

If a girl meets such a person, don't be shy, just reply: I have big breasts and big buttocks, and I am ecstatic. What about you? Is it 18 cm long, more than half an hour?

Also, although I understand men's desire to conquer, please don't endlessly ask girls: which is better, me or your predecessor?

This question is embarrassing and pitiful. ?

If any boy criticizes his predecessor in front of you and is not objective, remember to leave quickly. The attitude towards his predecessor says a lot about this person's style. ?

A man with taste never criticizes his ex-woman, even if she is heartless and ungrateful. Because they understand that it is their choice for each other to be miserable. Even if you want to complain, you will only secretly blame yourself for not having a vision. ?

For the girl you just met, I hope the other person can cook, wash clothes, clean the room, eat your breakfast and go home for your dinner after work every morning, preferably in the lobby, kitchen and bedroom?

We women, be generous, don't scold such a man, and reply with a smile: I hope the other person will make money, drive the luxury car you gave me, and live in the villa you bought every day ... it is best to be good-looking, generous, high in gold content and loyal. ?

A man who wants it when he comes is lonely. ?

I shouldn't say: should I find a wife, love her, love her and take care of her until I am old?

Only such a man is worthy of a woman's promise to you: I want to find a husband, love him, accompany him and support him until I die.

This is no longer the time when parents give orders and matchmakers pull strings. As a man, don't always use carelessness, carelessness and honesty as an excuse for not being a gentleman. You really can't get the favor of good girls. ?

If you talk about love, I'm too lazy to scold you. Love begins with mutual attraction, so what can you attract to each other?

There are always too many articles to teach women to practice more elegantly and delicately. Why not write more articles to educate men?

Am I the only one who thinks that many men are miserable now?