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Ask for an ancient song of the Three Kingdoms narrated by the characters of the Three Kingdoms.
"The first movement begins with Lingyun"
Cao Cao: The old horse lurks, aiming at a thousand miles. The martyrs were full of courage in their later years. We assume that there is no loneliness in the country. I wonder how many people will be king, and how many people will be king?
Liu Bei: It started with a three-foot sword and finally became immortal. Today, although I am in trouble, isn't it a godsend to get two brothers and heroes like this?
Guan Yu: Let's work together. Who in the world can stop it?
Zhang Fei: Just watch me walk into this troubled world and stir him up!
Sun Quan: Now the Han Dynasty is in danger, and there are clouds everywhere. I inherited the work of my father and brother, and I am willing to contribute to Huan Wen's work and achieve something. I'd like to know your opinion, sir.
Lu Su: The Han Dynasty could not be revived, and Cao could not be killed. Now Jiangdong has only one foot and can see the troubles in the world.
Sun Quan: Dingzu Jiangdong ...
Guo Jia: Ahem ... uh-huh ... At the age of twenty, a famous doctor said that Guo Jia was doomed to live beyond forty. Strangely, after knowing my life span, I no longer feel pain. Life and death are like gathering clouds, why take it to heart? As long as the whole world can hear my voice. As long as my dream will never be forgotten. As long as the master-see the end of this country with your eyes for filial piety.
Lyrics: chanting generosity, copper finches, flying rainbows, meteors, and coming to Wang Wei Station at night.
In the middle of Shu, the sword saddle takes the moon to break the dust haze.
Wu was stationed in Ma Taohua, watching Hongxia burn the sea far away.
It is said that ups and downs have never changed.
The second movement is gone with the wind and smoke
Opening Angle: Heaven is dead, Huang Tianli, aged in Jiazi, the world is at peace!
Yuan Shao: Dahan's country has only lasted for more than 400 years, and I'm afraid it will come to an end. You should have a good look at Yuan's ancestors in Runan. I am the only one who deserves to help the overthrown dynasty! If this is really something that even my Yuan Shao can't do, who can?
Dong Zhuo: It's ridiculous that ants are mixed and struggling! (Throwing a cup) Did my son come first?
Lu Bu: Turn off the mouse! Does anyone dare to challenge Hou Wen's reputation? Hum! Even if all the soldiers and horses came, it was just a killing without suspense. The 18th Route Warlord, this Hulao Pass is the burial place of your generation!
Sun Jian: This is the imperial seal? Now the country is in chaos, and the world is in chaos. Those people have long been restless. If they see the laws here, they don't know what kind of disaster they will cause. Tseer, put away the jade seal! One day, Sun will be in the Han Dynasty, and they dare not make a move!
The story of diusim: Fengxian! This gives ... this war, the danger is different from the past. General Wang Wan takes care of himself, not only for you, but also for the story of Diusim. ...
Lyu3 bu4: The Story of Diusim Mo You, can anyone defeat my flying general in this world? When I come back from the broken city, we will not be apart for a moment. ...
Ma Chao: I would like to ride chinese odyssey's iron horse and travel all over Wan Li for my master. Soldiers, killed in battle, wrapped in horses, lucky. Bet on the reputation of "Ma Jinchao", the road ahead is full of knives and mountains, and I will step on it with my iron hoof!
Gan Ning: It was the second watch. It was dark at night and there was no moon. I only brought a hundred troops and slowly approached the lights in front. I know that hundreds of miles over there is the camp of Cao Cao's 400 thousand army. Hum! 400 thousand ... but in my eyes, it's just an unguarded empty city! Come on!
Huang Gai: The fire boat is ready. Let's go!
Zhou Yu: Meng De, let the fireworks across the river be the best gift for you!
Zhang Liao: Listen, thief Wu, I'm Wei! Let xiaoyaojin's death recur in your nightmare every night!
Dream of the third movement
Zhou Yu: I'm going to Jiangling tomorrow. Please help me pack, madam.
Xiao Qiao: But ... your arrow wound has not healed yet. ...
Zhou Yu: Today, cao thief is newly defeated and Hanzhong is unstable, which is beneficial to Yizhou. Jiangdong should not miss such an opportunity. It was a waste of time to help Fubo pacify the world. If Yu Can can win Shuchuan on this trip, he will have no regrets even if he dies.
Xiao Qiao: As long as Zhou Lang feels good, it will be good ... Zhou Lang, I will wait for you to come back.
Da Qiao: A love that devours everything, butterfly dancing is frivolous, the mystery remains unsolved, and the disaster is full. Jiangnan is the same as before, and you ... Fu Bo, this is my destiny, waiting for this life for you.
Taishi Ci: Which is Sun Ce?
Sun Ce: Who are you?
Taishi Ci: I'm Ye from Donglai, and I'm here to arrest Sun Ce!
Sun Ce: Hum, I am Sun Ce. Let's go together. If I were afraid of you, I wouldn't be a bully in Jiangdong!
Taishi Ci: Even if you all come together, I'm not afraid!
Sun Ce: Ha, ha, ha. If I hadn't walked fast, I would have stabbed Taishi Ci to death!
Taishi Ci: Joke! Sun Ce's head is here!
Coss: Yuanrang, I heard that your eyes were eaten by yourself? So what does it feel like to have no eyes?
Xia Houdun: Hum! I feel that the enemy is half missing! Zi Xiao, why can you always hold every city?
Because I am the last door. If I don't fall, the city won't break!
Zhao Yun: I'm Zhao Zilong from Changshan. I'll tell you my name soon! Don't be a nobody!
Monroe: All soldiers should obey orders! Everyone dressed in white, disguised as merchant ships, crossed the river overnight! Guan Yu, let me meet you and see who will eventually die in Jingzhou!
Jia Xu: The world, heroes, stripes, black and white! What is the relationship between life and death and chess players?
Pang Tong: A glass of wine in the first phase of Ronghua envies flying bear for being unlucky. Phoenix wants to be prosperous and angry, and has paid the east wind. White horse, white horse! Pang Tong Can is no longer riding the world like you. ...
Cai Yan: Bianhuang is different from China, and people are vulgar. There is a lot of frost and snow in the place, and Hu Feng starts in spring and summer. I did nothing at the beginning of my life, but after I was born, the Han Dynasty declined. Heaven is ruthless and chaotic, and the earth is ruthless, which makes me meet this time.
Zhuge Liang (youth): It is said that Liang is a cautious person, but after taking a nap in the thatched cottage that day, Liang began to have a big dream of gambling with heaven! Time goes by, meaning goes by, when you wake up, when you see Nanyang again.
Huang Yueying: He said that when he retired after his success, he would go back to hoeing fields to make tea and spend his whole life. But when he left Nanyang, I knew he had been gambling all his life, and the outcome was winning or losing, and there was no turning back.
Mrs mi: (the baby cries) general Zhao, you can only take me as a burden ... please take dou back to your master ... I ... I am willing to die. ...
Yu Xun: Besides Premier Cao Can, who else can turn the tide and help the building collapse? I am willing to do my best to help me to be the minister of ZTE. I only hope that one day, this ruined Han Dynasty can restore peace. ...
Huang Zhong: I can also open the bow of two stones, and I still have a thousand pounds of strength on my arm. In ancient times, Jiang Shang was eighty years old and fell in love with generals, while Lian Po was very old and full of courage. I am so old, I ask myself not to lose to the ancients. Finally, please fight! Let's teach these yellow-mouthed children and see my best shooting skill in the world!
Zhou Yu: So you are here ... I didn't come all the way back to see you so depressed.
Sun Ce: ... That's my father! That's the pillar of the whole Jiangdong ... Do you know? ……
Zhou Yu: I know. But now you are the pillar of Jiangdong.
Sun Ce: Me. ...
Zhou Yu: Right. You still have me.
Sun Shangxiang: Who said that women can't go to the battlefield to kill the enemy? I'm the general's daughter, the younger sister of general Qiu inverse! I said with boiling blood ... I would never spend my life like this!
Sun Quan: Father, eldest brother, are you all looking at me from the sky ... You told me that you couldn't look for Zhou Yu in foreign affairs and Zhang Zhao in internal affairs ... For many years, they are no longer with me ... What will happen to Jiangdong tomorrow? ...
Lyrics: A thin shadow shines on the snow and falls on the grass.
Hold hands, ink on the book, and be ambitious.
Wen Lu and Qing played chess and broke the pen.
Wang jixia
Lu Xun: I will never forget it. It was a nightmare night. Blood-red clouds covered the whole sky, and golden fragments fell from the blood clouds. When it touches the ground, it ignites a black and green flame ... as if to engulf the whole world ... Will nightmares bring rebirth? I don't know ... it's just, master, Bo Yan finally failed to live up to his promise to you. ...
Ling Tong: (bell) Hey, that guy! I know you're here, don't hide! I heard everything! Come out! Really ... gone? ..... Well, listen, no matter where you go, I will find you! Remember, I haven't taken revenge yet ... (bell rings)
"The fourth movement in history is endless."
Lyrics: blood feather ink fan broken iron thin horse
A copper coin, half a nail, rough waves, rolling yellow sand.
Show the king's side couch
In an instant, the lights were shining in the twilight.
Who passed the book dyed with sunset to Ai Goose?
Guan Shanyue reflects 1000 white bone tombs and winding green cliffs.
Who borrows the dream of returning home from Changfeng and holds old tea with lanterns?
Acacia or a few vows dissipate in the end of the world.
Hua Tuo: Every time I walk through a deserted town and every inch of devastated land, I will deeply feel my smallness and powerlessness. I can only cure diseases and cure people all over the world. Where is it?
Wei Yan: Prime Minister! Wen Chang's loyalty to Shu Han ... You can learn from it!
Zhuge Liang (old age): I am old ... I can't remember how many times I saw Leng Yue on Qishan. Thousands of miles away, the city I care about, like here, often has dense fog, but there is always a lack of a cluster that can dispel the sunshine and haze overhead. I don't have much time ... who can I entrust the fate of Shu Han to? ...
Wargo: At your command! Yizhou is ahead, we have to win it first!
Jiang Wei: The fate of the Prime Minister's death depends on Job. I will do my best, be loyal and wise, and take my life as an opportunity to revive the Han people. If I fulfill my long-cherished wish, what's wrong with dying!
Lu Kang: Even if the storm comes again, the pine and cypress in Xiling are still evergreen ... Father, did you see it? I will take care of this vast land on your behalf. As long as there is my land tour festival, Jiangdong will never fall into the hands of others!
Zhen Ji: Mi can't be with my husband anymore. May my husband be safe and happy and live a long life. ...
Cao Pi: Zijian, if you can write a poem in seven steps, I will forgive your sin, otherwise. ...
Cao Zhi: Boiled beans ... burning beans. ...
(Cao Zhi: Second brother, look what I brought you! )
(Cao Pi: Wine? )
The beans in the kettle ... cry ...
(Cao Pi: ... Mmm, it's delicious. Really good wine! )
(Cao Zhi: Of course, that's why I'm in a hurry to share it with my second brother. )
Ben was born from the same root.
Cao Pi: It's a great honor for you and me to have a drink on such a beautiful day! )
Xiangjian ... What's the hurry? ...
Lyrics: a piece of evening light quietly passed by, and the Yangtze River flowed eastward.
The waves are washed away and buried, and the eternal glory is brilliant.
Don't sigh for the success or failure of Kyushu.
Castle Peak is still drunk, sailing alone, fishing alone in the cold river wind.
An old friend meets a green plum and cooks wine to invite you to sing on earth.
Three things, half paper and half ink, are all in one joke.
After ups and downs, a hundred years of romantic memories, who * * *
Jison's dream remains the same as today.
Sima Yi: Zhong Kang, what are you living for?
Chu Xu: ... alive?
Sima Yi: What are you living for?
Chu Xu: Loyalty.
Sima Yi: Loyalty? ..... but as long as you live, you have everything, tomorrow, hope and the world! This is the beginning and end of troubled times.
(eagle)
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