Funny joke, super funny joke.

1, my wife went out to collect debts and returned empty-handed a few months later. The husband said angrily, "You are really incompetent!" The wife said disapprovingly, "although I didn't get the money, the boss's child was taken hostage by me!" " The husband was overjoyed and asked, "Where are you?" The wife patted her belly and said, "It's locked in! " .

My wife often says that if she wins the lottery one day, she will definitely not give me money, get divorced immediately and move abroad. She must not know that I have been buying lottery tickets with the same number as her for five years? See if she can still laugh then!

An employee bought a cup with "I want a raise" printed on it. Point these words at the boss at every meeting. Finally, one day, the boss bought a cup with the words "Fuck off".