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Interesting sentences make people laugh.
1, it takes thousands of years to change from a monkey to a human, and it only takes a bottle of wine to change from a human to a monkey.
When I was a child, I thought I could save the world when I grew up. When I grow up, I find that the whole world can't save me.
If you fish, people will eat you.
I only trust two people in the world, one is me and the other is not you.
5. Boss, a bowl of tears.
6. We can avoid everyone, but we can't avoid a fly. What makes us unhappy in life is often trivial things.
7. There is a kind of person who only does two things: you succeed, he envies you, you fail, and he laughs at you.
8, not afraid of God-like buddies, but afraid of dog-like friends.
9. Sometimes explanations are unnecessary, enemies don't believe your explanations, and friends don't need your explanations.
10, don't propose to me, I'll say yes as soon as I propose.
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