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Two movies: Private Son of a bitch and Super Private.

1, "asshole"

Private Bastard is a Taiwan Province film released on 1996, directed by Zhu Yanping and starring Nicky Wu, Wu Zongxian, Ewenki and Hao Shaowen.

The plot of a play

In 1950s, the rural areas of Taiwan Province Province were simple and lovely, where urchins and dogs lived a carefree life. All day long, he followed monitor Wu, the duty officer of the nearby coastal defense forces, doing some stealing activities, causing trouble and making many jokes. Due to lax military discipline, the performance is really outrageous. The boss brought a new captain and vowed to reform the thug within three months!

2. Super third class cabin

Me and You and a Girl named Ugly is a Taiwan Province provincial film 1997, directed, written and produced by Zhu Yanping, starring Hao Shaowen, Ewenki and Wu Zongxian. This film is the sequel of 1996' s movie "Private bastard".

The plot of a play

Liao Goudan had a wonderful childhood. Every day, besides attending classes, he also catches loaches, flies kites and plays interesting games. Other playmates include Zhang Xiaocui, Jia and Ugly Sister. Dog egg crazy pursuit of Xiaocui, but can not get Xiaocui's favor. Although Dog Egg was sad, he found that Xiaocui was too fat. He is determined to lose weight, but the weight loss plan is getting fatter and fatter. Ugly sister helps the dog eggs, but she helps more and more.

The coastal defense forces next to the school, under the leadership of the squad leader Cong Xian, do nothing every day and shoot birds and catch pheasants all day. Because the old captain was transferred, the military discipline of the army was lax, and a new tutor package was sent to supervise the military discipline. The soldiers found out that the chief executive was a woman, but they didn't expect the winning man to really "win the man", so they pushed the monitor to pick up girls with her to "save all beings"

A series of actions to pick up girls came into being. I didn't expect Bao to be selfless, but Cong Xian was beaten and fled. Dog egg wants to do well in the exam in order to please Xiao Cui.

So I teamed up with the ugly girl in the exam to engage in an unprecedented cheating method, which was discovered by the teacher. The dog didn't dare to go home, so he played truant with his ugly sister. Dog egg, ugly girl and Cong Xian met unexpectedly in the ruins and happened to meet an illegal smuggling ring. By mistake, Dog Egg and Cong Xian caught the criminal and made great contributions.

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Behind the scenes production

This film is one of the representative works of Zhu Yanping, a famous entertainment film director in Taiwan Province. The background of the film is when Chiang Kai-shek just entered Taiwan Province Province. With his crazy comedy style, he took young people to relive the old times. Nicky Wu, an idol artist who is a member of Little Tiger, has taken the lead in selling tickets, while Wu Zongxian, a fledgling celebrity, has also made a big joke.

However, the most striking and unique protagonists in the film are Hao Shaowen, a popular comedian in Taiwan Province Province, and Ewenki, a famous actress in Hong Kong. The crazy entertainment effect of the film can be seen.

References:

Baidu Encyclopedia-Dog Egg Warrior