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Zhang Fei used to sell pigs, coarse and fine.
● "Zhang Fei sells pigs" It is said that Zhang Fei once sold pigs, and he is a rough and refined person. One day, he came to the assembly point with two baskets of pigs. Just put down the burden, a red-faced man came up and said, "I want to buy half of two baskets of piglets." As soon as the voice fell, another black-faced man came over and said, "If you sell it to him, I will buy the remaining half." Before Zhang Fei could answer, a white-flour scholar came up and said, "If you sell it to them, I will buy the remaining half." Hearing this, Zhang Fei couldn't help but have a stiff black beard and become angry. I thought: where can I sell half a pig? Isn't this deliberately bullying Lao Zhang? I was about to use force, but on second thought, I suddenly agreed. As a result, Zhang Fei sold it according to the three of them, and the pig just sold out.
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