When a girl asks you to tell her jokes.

At a national toll station, a truck driver complained to the female toll collector: it's too tired to climb two mountains to get to you.

The female toll collector said: It will be even if it goes down a little.

The driver said: Is there any grass next?

Female toll collector: @ # $! @#$! @#

A man who left work early came home to find his wife in bed with a strange man. He said angrily, "You bastard, I will make you pay for this."

The strange man replied: "nonsense, I paid when I came in, and I won't break the contract!" " "

A lonely man walks into a bar and has nothing to say to his boss: "It's time to run for president again."

The boss quickly stopped and said, "Stop it. No one can talk about politics in my bar. Too boring. "

The man changed the subject and said, "I heard that Paul II ..."

The result was interrupted again: "Stop talking about religion, it's boring."

"Let's talk about football. Recently, the PSG team in Paris has repeatedly lost and fought ... "

"Don't mention it, how many people will fight with me because of talking about football ..."

The man couldn't bear it, held his breath and asked, "Then let's talk about sex?"

The boss replied happily: "Good!"

"I fuck you!"