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The counterattack of short legs

The short-legged counterattack

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I slept a little late last night because the uncles who were working hard on the construction downstairs moved me to tears. , I simply couldn’t sleep well! Labor Day rush, what can I say?

When I woke up in the morning, it was 8:20. I want to sleep a little longer, but I can't sleep, so I want to get up, but I'm too lazy to move. So I got the mobile phone disease, so I opened QQ and took a look. As soon as I logged into the account, I saw many friends liking the photo I took of my trip to Golden Beach yesterday. I was very happy!

But what the hell is this comment: Little dwarf, you are living a cool life!

nm I can’t control the ancient power in my body, and I’m about to curse! Oh my god!

I know I'm short, but that doesn't mean you can give me ginseng! Just like I know I'm fat, but you can't call me fat, I know I'm not beautiful, but you can't call me ugly, these are all the same! Rabbit Judy said, we rabbits can say we are cute, but others say we are a bit...what? You know, it’s just disrespectful!

Taking advantage of other people’s bodies, height, and looks, whether it’s in person or through a screen, is a very low-level behavior, you know? I'm short, but did I go and borrow your bench? No! When I took the bus, I couldn't pull the armrest and I put my arm around your waist? No! Did you ask you to help me get the books on the upper shelf when I couldn’t get them? No! I'm standing in the crowd and can't see the lively scene in the circle. Did I ask you to give me a ride on the horse's shoulders? No! Did you let me carry you when I was tired from wearing high heels? No! Since none of this happened, did my shortness bother you? No! Do you want to say that I am too short and you feel uncomfortable when you see me, which affects your mood? Oh, thank you, it turns out I still have this skill! If someone makes me uncomfortable in the future, if I hang out in front of him a few times, it will be considered revenge, right?

In fact, when someone said Fbb had big breasts, I was very disgusted. I pinched my butt and said it was soft, which was shameless, despicable and despicable. It was completely a hooligan act and I was proud of it. What!

What’s wrong with having short legs, what’s wrong with being short, what’s wrong with being fat, what’s wrong with being ugly, what’s wrong with having big breasts, these are other people’s attitudes in life, what qualifications do you have to make unreasonable comments with contempt! In her attitude, she is free and unrestrained, boundless in happiness, and optimistic. She never complains about life, but likes everything God has given her. Fatty, you hate it, I'm sorry, I love you. Short legs, you hate it, I'm sorry, I love you, no. Pretty face, you hate it, sorry I love it! I was not born to be liked by you. I like myself now and I like myself at any time. I love my optimistic self and it will not be diminished because of my height.

Of course, good friends love to joke. Xia Xia Xiaogui, Xiao Guo, Xiao Cao Kun and others like to make some jokes with me, such as saying that I am fat, saying that I have short legs, and saying that my butt is big. Even if you say that my balance ability is not good, I will be happy. It’s because the relationship has reached a certain level that they will joke with you, because they love you. Of course the joke is fact, but this fact is that they like it. Could it be that they don’t play with me because I’m short and expensive? Already?

Appearance certainly plays a part in a person’s interactions with friends, but there is a limit to how superficial people can be. When you find that this friend is witty and humorous and gets along very harmoniously, you will still care. How tall, short, fat or thin is she?

These good friends of mine have been getting along for so many years, and we still have a very good relationship with each other. There has never been any discord. Why? Of course they have similar personalities and appreciate each other! Although I definitely appreciate you more, haha! I think there are many excellent things about you that are worth learning from, but I have as many shortcomings as sesame seeds on sesame bread. However, you have always been good friends with me, and I am very happy.

I often make jokes with my friends about other people’s heights, looks, strengths and weaknesses. I know this is not good, and it is also an unreasonable comment on others. What you see is always just the surface, and you don’t know the meaning hidden behind it.

But when we make these jokes, we mean them well, we love them, and we are still friends for life even if we know they have certain shortcomings.

Moreover, we generally do not joke about facts in person. Even if it is a joke, it contains elements of fact. You don't know how lethal this joke is. Even if your friends are laughing at your joke, can you ensure that the back of the smile is not scratched by the tip of your tongue?

Here, I say sorry to the friends I have hurt!

I remember when I was in high school, a classmate joked about asking a boy in a certain class to chase me. The boy immediately replied, No, he’s too short! I always remember this sentence, but I can’t remember who it was. Whether it was the person who made the joke or the boy, I don’t remember it, but I can never forget these words. My heart skipped a beat at that time. If you said it so bluntly in front of me, do you really think that I am a hard-hearted person? No matter how hard-hearted you are, there is still a saying that a drop of water can penetrate a stone!

Of course I have felt inferior because of my height. I felt like I couldn't pull up the handrail even with high heels, so the bus driver kept looking back at me, because I had to hold on to the cylindrical handrail, and the spot in the middle of the bus was already occupied, so I had to stand closest to the bus driver. Buses have a good habit of walking to the back, and I often stand in the front row...

But I still live happily every day, because there are too many beauties and too many glooms in this world, no matter what No matter what color you wear, it’s all a journey, and you have to experience and taste it. There are times when you are entangled, sad, and depressed, but there is never anything more important than living, more important than loving yourself, and more important than loving your life.

We have never been able to decide our origins, our height, or our appearance (now plastic surgery hospitals can help you reshape your face), but when you come into this world, You are unique. You can choose to enjoy a good life, or you can choose to complain and be depressed. No one interferes with you!

Bi Feiyu said in "Massage", "God said: There must be light, so there is light, but there is no light in some places. Friends say that they must live well without light, and they always Live well”. Under natural selection, we cannot determine our innate form, but our mentality can be adjusted.

I never think any girl is ugly or any boy is a lotus root eater. I think everyone has a very harmonious look and feel and will be very comfortable. I don’t think tall people have much advantage, and short people are despicable. The Creator created the world in various shapes and forms, so it is colorful and interesting!

I am a human being, and I will also have weaknesses in human nature, and I will also do some bad things and say some bad words, but I have been trying to learn to respect others and respect everyone. !

Please also work hard to let respect have a slightly higher status in life. Respect, understanding, empathy, kindness, etc. are all important in friendship and interpersonal communication, but everyone is an independent individual. When you want to express yourself, please respect this independent individual first!

Whether you want to say that I'm being pretentious or pretentious, I actually had so many emotions because of this comment. I'm sick. It's up to you, because you have your thoughts, and I do. The way my short legs fight back!

Lu Xun said that the literati had always been very squeamish probably because his sensibility was too keen. He could not say anything, see, hear, or think.

Although I am not a man of letters, I seem to be a bit squeamish. You just can’t call me dwarf, I just can’t say it, see it, hear it, or think it!