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Tell jokes in English for three minutes in class.
One day, a man was walking on the beach. He found a bottle half buried in the sand. He decided to open it. There is an elf in it. The genie said, "I will grant you three wishes, and only three." The man thought about his first wish and decided, "I think I want to transfer 1 million dollars to a Swiss bank account." Poof! Next, he hopes to have a red Ferrari. Poof! There is a car parked in front of him. He asked himself his last wish, "I hope I am irresistible to women." "poof! He turned into a box of chocolates.
One day, a man was walking on the beach and found a bottle of Shimada Hanzo in the sand. He decided to open it. There is an elf living in it. The genie said, "I allow you to make three wishes, only three." The man thought about his first wish, and then decided to say, "I want to remit1100,000 yuan to my Swiss bank account." "Boom!" So the man made another wish and wanted a red Ferrari. "Boom!" A car appeared in front of him. He began to make one last wish: "I want all women to be irresistible to me." "Boom!" He turned into a box of chocolates.
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