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One of the stories of Yangzi

Yesterday was a magical day, as if it were not on earth.

At noon, the sun is shining. Look at Mr Andy and Mr Deng standing with their backs to the sun. Someone is blowing, someone is stretching impromptu, and Dorothy the dog is rolling in the street.

I am an amateur. I don't think I can do such a thing in the commercial street-even if there are few pedestrians on the street, I obviously feel the attention of those pedestrians. However, I was still so happy that I had nowhere to put it, so I had to ask Andy to go shopping-I bought a mini globe pencil sharpener, some small cards, small seals and so on. Most importantly, stir-fry chestnuts and duck necks with sugar-that's the point. Go back to the cafe.

The theme of the afternoon is naturally sugar-fried chestnuts and duck necks, and there is another very important and unexpected thing: does it smell good? ! Feifei put a golden liquid in the red wine glass in front of me, but it was beer.

The meaning of life will always flash a little light in some random places to remind you. Just like this glass of beer, I never thought that Zen painter Feifei would suddenly bring out a glass of beer on a busy Friday afternoon, which is really a perfect match with duck neck. But this is a working day. So I don't drink, but I can't help drinking. I gave Feifei a sip, which was really sweet.

Eating duck neck and drinking red wine, Andy and I spent the evening in class.

Teacher Deng and He Laoshi are listening attentively. Teacher Deng has the habit of preparing lessons. He will stand up and play for a while in about forty minutes. Yesterday, the theme song of Fanghua, which was very popular recently, was played repeatedly. I cry at the thought of this movie, but I still don't know what to say.

Unfortunately, it doesn't snow in winter in Guangdong. "There is no youth in the New Year. I was surprised to see grass buds in early February. Snow is too late for spring, and she wears a court tree as a flying flower. " Such an artistic conception can only be imagined, but life is really beautiful.

He Laoshi seems to be out of the world when preparing lessons. No matter how noisy you are around him, he is oblivious. This afternoon, he was quietly preparing lessons when he suddenly said, "Look, Mr. and Mrs. Andy are so rustic in preparing lessons." This almost made me laugh. I like the word "local". Andy also thinks this is the highest praise for us.

Because of this joke, everyone stood up and casually scolded Mr. Deng, who is said to be the head of the Wulin master. Although I like reading martial arts novels, I strongly disapprove of indulging in them in reality and can only read them from a distance.

In the evening, Andy's good story came. I have seen Journey to the West, but I didn't know there was such a story.

It turns out that the nine skull necklaces worn by Friar Sand are of great significance. The general in confinement (that is, Friar Sand) was exiled to the weak Liusha River of 3 thousand meters, but nothing grew and even a feather could not float. Buddhist scriptures occasionally pass through the Liusha River. Even if they are not eaten by the Liusha River monster (that is, the sand monk), they naturally cannot cross the river.

This quicksand river monster eats countless people. Whoever eats his head and throws quicksand will sink to the bottom of the river one by one. Only the skeletons of nine Buddhist scriptures float on the water, but they cannot sink. Liushahe monster thought it was a foreign body, strung it into a string and made a toy in his spare time. Guanyin crossed the Liusha River and collected the monster, pointing out that he brought nine skulls as necklaces, but did not explain why. Only when Tang Priest passed by, because this necklace was the only one that could be used as a ship, he crossed the river with nine skulls.

The story is not over yet. Andy actually told us the essence of the story.

Who do you think crossed the Tang Priest? It's not Guanyin, it's not a river monster, and it's not a nine-headed skull. In Andy's story, the nine-headed skull turned out to be the ninth of the Tang Priest. Tang Priest is the ninth monk. He crossed the Liusha River from generation to generation and was eaten by the river monster. However, he still wants to learn Buddhist scriptures, so his head is not heavy. When the ninth robbery ran out, he crossed himself. Where to look at others in life, only a few lifetimes.

If things get serious, just be yourself. However, how lucky you have to be to know where you are.