Losing money joke

I think it is common for couples to quarrel, but after the quarrel, it is a question of who will take the initiative to apologize. The following is a humorous way for a husband to apologize. It is estimated that his wife has nothing but happiness after reading it. Let's have a look!

After marriage, the wife is still as overbearing and unreasonable as when she was in love.

On this day, the couple should have gone to see friends together, but on the way, the wife scolded her husband unreasonably. Husband is usually obedient, but this time, somehow, he turned around and he couldn't go home. The first time, he left his wife on the road, and she was so angry that she almost burst into tears, but she couldn't give up. She had to go to the meeting alone in a rage.

At eleven o'clock in the evening, my wife came home and saw all the lights in the room turned off. She thought her husband was asleep, so she didn't ring the doorbell. When she took out her key and opened the door, she found a note posted on the door, which said, "You must apologize to me!" " The wife thought angrily: I haven't settled accounts with you yet!

Turn on the light and close the door after entering the room, and find a note posted behind the door, which reads: "Or polish my leather shoes." The wife scolded: "Bah! I'll give you a fart. "

When changing shoes, I found a note on her slippers, which said, "Bah, wipe my ass!" " "The wife was amused. She thought to herself, "If you want me to apologize, I will ignore you for a week. Do you know anything? "

The wife went to wash, and there was another note on the cup, which said, "If you don't know how to apologize to me, there is a hint on the desk." My wife hurried to the desk, only to find that there was half a page on it. On the cover, it says, "Just read the words on the back aloud to me twice."

Turning to the back, I saw an advertisement torn from the newspaper and pasted on it. The advertisement reads: "As a woman, I get upset for a few days every month."

My wife wants to laugh again. He thought it was a "good thing" for me, so he lost his temper when he was upset? Why didn't you say I was menopausal? Wouldn't it be easier to get down the stairs? This is ridiculous. The wife's anger has subsided by more than half.

After washing, my wife went to bed and fell asleep when she saw her husband turn his head. She ignored him, turned on the bedside lamp and read a few pages before going to bed. This has been her habit for many years. Open the book, and there is a note inside, which says, "I know you are already very sad." You feel sorry for me, just feel a little sad, don't blame yourself. " Actually, I should review it, too If I hadn't found out that my cousins across the street wanted to see my jokes, I wouldn't have opposed you. A man, who has nothing to do with his wife except saving face in front of outsiders? "

The wife felt a little feverish and felt that she had gone too far. She was sorry for her husband, so she held his head in her hands and turned her face, only to find that her husband had two big words written on his cheek: "Kiss me!" "