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Staying up late is harmful to your health. Staying up late is funny.

Staying up late is not good for your health. I suggest you stay up all night. I sorted out some jokes that are suitable for staying up late and are not good for your health. Let's have a look!

1, I told others not to stay up late, but I slept very late.

A girl who stays up all night probably needs someone to carry her directly to bed and order her to sleep.

Staying up late is just another way to show loneliness.

4, don't stay up late, even if you sleep late, the person you like won't look for you.

5. Some things make me powerless, such as the countdown, the addiction of staying up late, and you in the distance.

6, staying up late, have no courage to end this day; Lying in bed, you have no courage to start a new day.

7. I got into the habit of staying up late, but no one needs my company anymore.

8. What made me stay up late from happy to scared?

9. I know I will doze off in class tomorrow, but I will surf the Internet all night without hesitation.

10, I want to say something, but I can neither persuade you to sleep nor stay up with you.

1 1. It's not that I like staying up late, but that I need this bright star in the dark.

12, go to bed early if you want to eat enough, and you can stay up all night without being ugly.

13, do you want someone who urges you to go to bed on time or someone who is willing to stay up with you?

14, I heard that I stayed up late for three years. After this year, I will be nine years old.

15, I don't like staying up late either. I only tell people I like, go to bed early and have a good sleep.

16, I am addicted to staying up late, but I can't let you have a good night.

17 actually, I don't want to stay up late, but I always think too much at night.

18, the first trip to the construction site in my life came in the crazy staying up late a few days ago.

19, I didn't want to stay up. Staying up will get old, but you like staying up, so I want to stay with you.

20. I sincerely advise you not to stay up late again. I have a friend who stayed up all night because of staying up late.

2 1, I'm the kind of person who stays up even if no one is with me.

22. Don't stay up late because you are ugly, and don't do it because you are beautiful.

23. Some things make me powerless, such as the countdown, the addiction of staying up late and you in the distance.

24. Later, I became addicted to staying up late and finally got used to it. Nobody cares.

25, your stomach is not good, you should eat on time, don't often stay up late, it is not good for your health, pay attention to your health.

26. The desk lamp is the sunshine of night owls, and staying up late is the stubbornness of dreamers.

27, staying up late more and more, the body is getting worse and worse.

28. Don't stay up late! Not good for mobile phones.

29. Tell others not to stay up late, but you sleep very late.

30, staying up late, just overdrawing the rest of my life in advance! Staying up late is poison, there is no cure!

3 1, I talked to him all night, and my face was covered with pimples, but he pushed me away and said I was ugly.

32. Fool, don't always stay up late and go to bed early!

Actually, I don't want to stay up late. Staying up late will get old, but you like staying up late. I want to be with you.

34. Every night, how many people stay up like me, waiting for someone's reply.

35. From now on, I will start to enjoy my old age, not eating spicy food or sweet food, and not staying up late.

36, staying up late, have no courage to end this day; Lying in bed, I have no courage to start this day!

37. I don't want to stay up late, but my body and mind don't match. I can't sleep once I lie down.

38. I stayed up late. I felt distressed. I cried. I was tired. I missed you. Only I knew.

39. Don't often stay up late. This is harmful to your health. Pay attention to your health.

40, today's face is very sallow, all staying up late to do homework.

4 1, the saddest love triangle, I love staying up late, and dark circles love me.

42. Did you tell others not to stay up late, but you went to bed very late?

43. I don't like staying up late either. I just want someone I like to tell me to go to bed early and have a good sleep.

44. Stay up until seven o'clock in the morning. I am sad. I slept for two hours to calm myself.

45. I know I will doze off in class tomorrow, but I still surf the Internet all night.

46. Some things really make me helpless, such as the addiction of staying up late and you in the distance.

47. I wish someone would urge me to sleep at school and stay up with me during the holidays.

48. Staying up late can prolong the life of a day and shorten the distance between you and the doctor.

49. Staying up late is not good for your health. I suggest you stay up all night.

50. Sure enough, you can't stay up late when you are old, and you get angry easily when you are old.

5 1, insomnia is not an excuse to stay up late, but a reason to sleep!

52, you are staying up late, I don't bother, I just look at you, just silently.

Just as I can't get rid of the addiction of staying up late, I can never get rid of you who doesn't belong to me.

54. Later, I became addicted to staying up late and finally got used to it. Nobody cares.

55. I gradually got into the habit of staying up late, but unfortunately no one came to tell me that staying up late is bad for my health.

56. I got into the habit of staying up late, but no one needs my company anymore.

Staying up late can prevent Alzheimer's disease, because staying up late can effectively prevent you from living to old age.

58. Some things make me powerless, such as the countdown, the addiction of staying up late, and you in the distance.

You should eat enough and go to bed early. Don't stay up because you are ugly.

60. Every girl who likes to stay up late has a person who has nothing to say.

6 1, I stayed up until the early hours of the morning, and suddenly wanted to shout out the window, so that my unfinished dream would take me soaring.

62. I am addicted to staying up late, and no one listens to my heart. Every time I go to midnight, I don't have the courage to meet the dawn.

63. It is natural to stay up late. Stay up all night!

64. Self-reliance Flag: It is said that staying up late is a dog. Since then, people's lives have become more and more difficult.

You have no idea how happy I was when I was with you last night.

66. People who are addicted to staying up late like me need to practice sitting.

67. I got into the habit of staying up late, but no one needs my company anymore.

I said good night to you, but I stayed up late.

I don't like staying up late. If you are willing to come to my dream, I will go to bed early.