Funny network language

1. I just want to create a river and lake for him, advance and retreat with him, and rise and fall together. Even if I can only stand behind him, at least he will step back and throw himself into my arms.

2. The network id is a tombstone, and every signature may be our epitaph. . .

You once told me that you would love me forever. I understand love, but what is it forever? I'd like to add: can I eat-)

One day your name will appear in my household registration book! If someone yelled at me like that that day. . )

Go to the supermarket to knead instant noodles when you are in a bad mood! (Sounds good)

6. You told me to get out, I got out, you told me to come back, I'm sorry, I got out! (Classic expressions of many novels ~)

7. Close my eyes and I see my future. ......

8. The most contradictory place between lovers is dreaming about each other's future, but thinking about each other's past.

9. Grab your hand and drag it away! If you don't go, you will continue to drag on!

10. When the road is rough, shout loudly and move on.

1 1 ... I really envy you for knowing me so young. (narcissism, narcissism-)

12. Don't say love to others easily, don't stubbornly open other people's hearts, just make a joke and leave. (I don't know what to do? . )

13. I accidentally want to grow old with you. How careless it is. . )

14. I want the whole world to know that I am low-key.

15. I am not RMB. How can I make everyone like me? !

16. Relax, I'm not a good person. ...

17. A man keeps his word-I won't pay back the money if I say no!

18. Although I believe in vows of eternal love, I may not believe you ~ ~

19. Summer is just not good. When I was poor, I didn't even have to drink the northwest wind. Fortunately, it's autumn.

20. Close the door for a month, don't call me, because I will come out if you call me. ...

This is what I like when I read the novel web page.

Relax ~ la la la!