Humorous sentences about April Fools' Day

People will deceive and tease each other in various ways on April 1st of the Gregorian calendar every year, and then expose the joke at the end and declare the person they are teasing as a "fool", so April 1st is also a day of fun. It's called April Fool's Day. Below are humorous sentences about April Fools' Day carefully collected by the editor for everyone. I hope it will be helpful to everyone.

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Humorous sentences about April Fools' Day

1. After waiting for a long time, the salary has gone up; after thinking about it for a long time, the property price has dropped; after buying it for a long time, I won the lottery; after thinking about it for a long time, I have a wife; after a long time, your holiday is here and I forgot about it. Let me tell you, the above is a gift for you on April Fool's Day

2. You borrowed some clothes from Baiyun, borrowed a pair of wings from the bird, ran up to me like flying, and said to me: Birdman. That’s what it looks like! Happy April Fool’s Day!

3. If a star falls and hits your head tonight, please don’t worry. This is a gift I asked the fairy brother to give you. From now on, you You will... live a carefree and happy life, because - stupid.

4. One day we came to a wishing well, and I bent down and made a wish and returned it to the well. Throw a coin in the well, and you also want to make a wish, but you accidentally fall into the well when you bend over. I was stunned and muttered to myself: It’s really magical! Happy April Fool’s Day!

5. Wearing sunglasses, lighting the road with a stick, pretending to be blind, and bumping into the beautiful woman walking towards you, hey hey hey hey... Friendly reminder: Be sure to pretend, otherwise it will be difficult for you to end up.

6. How about we go on a date? Please agree to my sincere request! Because I really want to walk with you on the beach and listen to the sound of the sea. I will take you to climb up the rocks on the beach and kick you down. < /p>

7. Others say you are clumsy, but I believe that fools are blessed. Others say that you are stupid, but I believe that wishful thinking can sometimes come true. Others say that you are stupid and ignorant, but I know that you are wise and stupid. Your magic weapon!

8. I want to go to the sea with you, but I can’t grasp the unpredictable future; I want to go mountain climbing with you, but I am full of confusion about ideals; I want to wander with you, but I can’t find happiness. Paradise; I wanted to go shopping with you but was rejected by the police. He said: No walking of dogs! Happy April Fool's Day!

9. Special love is given to special you. Are you still racking your brains to express your affectionately? In this In this holiday of ghosts and horses, you might as well change your style and send her a prank text message. The April Fool’s Day text message is coming! April Fool’s Day is wonderful because of you.

10. I spent a dime. I sent you this text message to tell you that I am not a penniless person. For example, this dime message is my birthday gift to you. Don’t forget to treat me to dinner tonight!

11. When you see this text message, congratulations, you have stood out from 99 competitors. You have won my love. Do you want to come out to celebrate? Happy April Fools' Day!

< p>12. If being beautiful is a mistake, I have made a big mistake; if being smart is a sin, I have committed a heinous crime. It is really difficult to be a human being! But you are fine, you are both right and not guilty. , I really envy you! Happy April Fool's Day!

14. Pig hunting notice: I lost a purebred white pig. Characteristics: Smart, considerate, carrying a mobile phone and checking text messages. After reading the message, the pig will reply to the owner quickly! The owner misses you so much now!

14. Always thinking about it Find a holiday to celebrate for you, but there is no holiday suitable for you. You are overage on June 1st and March 8th has passed. Now it’s fine. Your holiday finally arrives tomorrow. I wish you a happy April Fool’s Day in advance!

15. Use garlic, green onions, onions, carrots and other cute vegetables to make a bouquet and give it to a cute little boy. Spread a little stinky tofu juice on top of the bouquet. Of course, it will be effective only if it is sent by a professional flower delivery girl in a very formal manner. I also want a big tofu skin to make the greeting card that comes with the bouquet, with my heartfelt greetings written in soy sauce on it.

Beautiful sentences for April Fools' Day

1. If a star falls and hits your head tonight, please don't worry. This is a gift I asked the fairy brother to give you. , from now on you will... live a carefree and happy life, because you - are stupid.

Happy April Fools' Day!

2. Sending nonsense will cost phone bills. Sending nonsense back will cost you phone bills. Sending nonsense will cost you money and you will regret it. Spending phone bills and sending nonsense back will cost you. Sending nonsense and replying with nonsense will cost all your phone bills! I don’t believe that this 1 cent won’t make you dizzy.

3. My feelings for you are a simple natural index. You can differentiate it as many times as you want, and it will remain unchanged... If you like, you can also integrate it, but there will be an extra constant. And that constant equals—I love you.

4. Sorry! I accidentally sent "I like you" to your mobile phone. If you accept it, please keep it; if you don't accept it, please send it back to me. Happy April Fool's Day!

5. The melons at the foot of the East Mountain are called winter melons, the melons by the West Lake are called watermelons, the melons outside Nantianmen are called pumpkins, and what about the melons in the sand beside Lake Ness? Stupid, "Nice Sagua"! Haha, just kidding, how are you?

6. When I was in poverty, you were by my side; when I was sick and injured, you were by my side; when I was frustrated in love, you were by my side... …I’m so unlucky to be with you.

7. Faint longing, shallow affection, I haven’t missed you so well for a long time. When I face you, I open my mouth, but sometimes I always miss you very much! I hope you can send me special and warm words on this special season and special day: Happy April Fools' Day!

8. My feelings for you are a simple natural index. You can differentiate it as many times as you want, and it will remain unchanged... If you like, you can also integrate it, but there will be one more constant. And that constant equals I love you.

9. The wind lifts your long hair, making you look even more chic! The waves lap at your feet, making you look even more flawless! Facing the morning glow from the east, you are like a sea spray! It’s hard for someone who’s not an acquaintance to see that you’re a fool! Happy April Fool's Day!

10. What is as crystal clear as dewdrops on the green grass is your heart; what is as charming as the fragrance of flowers is your beauty; what is as bright as the stars is your smile, so I love and cultivate flowers and often collect them. Dew, admiring the stars at night has become my hobby.

11. If one day I am gray-haired and no longer beautiful, will you still caress my cheek and say that you will accompany me to the ends of the earth? If Tianzhen gets old and the sea really dries up, I only hope to stay with you for thousands of reincarnations!

12. When the wind blows and the flowers fly, it will cut off the countless ties to you. No one knows how painful this kind of longing is, how it can completely hollow out the heart and then ruthlessly tear it apart. Your figure always flies in my heart, making me drunk.

13. I was naked and desperately looking for you at night. I really can’t live without you. Only you can make me comfortable. Where are you at this important moment? In desperation, I shouted out: Mom, there is no soap!

14. If I were a judge, I would sentence you to life imprisonment. Imprisoned in—my heart.

15. Life is short, but it creates eternal love. Beautiful girl, please don’t admire yourself in isolation, open your heart and accept my rose.

Quotes about April Fools' Day

1. There will be a meteor shower tonight. I heard that there will be a big pig flying across the sky. It's a pity that I have to sleep, so you will be fine. There are so many people watching you fly!

2. My dear, you are so unworthy. You sleep until ten o'clock every day, eat five bowls of food, and your weight is unmatched. I sent this message to you. Happy April Fool's Day, that pig.

3. You are really unlucky in appearance. Your nose looks like a fried dough stick; your eyes look like red peppers; your eyebrows look like two knives; you walk sideways and look like a crab has fainted.

4. A river with spring water and a river with waves make a mountain higher than the other. Send a message to the idiot. The idiot must take out his phone. When he takes out his phone and looks down, he realizes that he is an idiot.

5. There is a kind of tacit understanding called tacit understanding, there is a kind of feeling called unspeakable, there is a kind of yearning called longing, and there is a kind of idiot who will read all the text messages!

6. I see the vicissitudes of life between your eyebrows, I see confidence in your eyes, I see the years on your forehead, I see leeks between your lips and teeth, go and brush your teeth!

7 , Whether you are going to bully someone today or be bullied today, I wish you a happy April Fool's Day! It only comes once a year, whether you want to bully someone or be bullied, treat it as a happy moment in a normal day!

8 , quickly turn on the TV and watch channel 41. It is playing a super fun and funny TV program. My stomach hurts from laughing! Have you turned it on? Are you confused? Haha, Happy April Fool's Day!

9. When When you read this message, please do the following: pinch your right ear with your left hand, pinch your left ear with your right hand, stick out your tongue, and stand on the street. You will find that people will give you money!

10. People become stiffer, their faces become yellow, as pale as soy milk, and their lips are like brown sugar; When I met my buddy—he was still so small.

11. On April Fool's Day, I wish you live a life as foolish as water, have wealth every month, be foolish in doing things, be foolish in your abilities, eat foolishly in food, be as wise as a fool, and be as wise as a fool. Happy April Fool's Day.

12. Oh! It’s snowing! I really want to turn into a snowflake and fly into your arms. I flew into your neck, into your cuffs, into your... why didn't you zip up the zipper!

13. Today is April Fool's Day. I wish you a big win in the lottery. Hug. I have a beautiful woman at home, a lover to accompany me abroad, a good wife to care for at home, everything goes as I wish, only fools believe me! Haha, Happy April Fools' Day!

14. When you see this text message I sent you , please bang your head against the wall, do you see? The countless stars in front of your eyes are the infinite blessings I send to you! Happy April Fool's Day!

15. If you are cheated today, it means you have been cheated. Welcome. If you haven’t been deceived, it means everyone feels sorry for you. If you lie, it means you can play. If you haven’t lied, it means you are kind. Haha! I wish you a happy April Fool’s Day!

16. You stand in the crowd , the long hair blown by the soft wind, like the most beautiful melody in the world, echoed in my heart for a long time, making me want to say: Your wig is going to fall off... Today is April Fools' Day!

17. Pink flowers, white bear shirt, jumping little steps, sweet smile. The cutest appearance, the liveliest behavior, and the happiest April Fools' Day! Happy holidays, my friends!

18. Fireflies shone brightly in the dark night, stood out from the chickens, stood out from the crowd, and stood out among the donkeys. That's called outstanding, Zhu Bajie is called handsome when he is in the pig pen, and you and the orangutan are called... stupidly handsome when you stand together!

19. You should leave room for "foolishness" in your life, and you should not forget "foolishness" in doing things. Foolishness is the power of life, and life should be like being fooled by water. Today I touched the "foolish" in troubled waters, and finally found you, the "foolish" who slipped through the net. Happy April Fool's Day!

20. April Fool's Day is here, be careful of being tricked; be careful about acquaintances when going out, and be careful about colleagues in the company; avoid beautiful women's outbursts, and pay attention to the enthusiasm of friends. Happy April Fool's Day and good luck , happy every second!

21. April Fool’s Day is coming, be careful of being tricked; be careful about acquaintances when going out, and be careful about colleagues in the company; avoid beautiful women’s discharges, and pay attention to the enthusiasm of friends. Have fun with you on April Fool’s Day Good luck and happiness every moment!

22. I am a lonely tree, standing by the roadside for thousands of years, waiting lonely, just for one day when you walk by me, If I fall for you, my life will be in vain if I can’t crush you. Happy April Fool's Day!

23. No matter how high the sky is, how deep the sea is, how hard the steel is, how strong the wind is, how long the feet are, how wide the river is, how strong the wine is, how cold the ice is, how hot the fire is... I just want to tell you that these are none of your business! Happy April Fools' Day!

24. If being beautiful is a mistake, I have made a big mistake; if being smart is a sin, I have committed a heinous crime, and it is so difficult to be a human being! But you are fine, you are right and not guilty, I really envy you!

25. Baby, you are the sun in my heart and the moon in front of my eyes. , the fragrance of flowers under my nose, the breeze in my ears, the clouds above my head, the clear spring behind me, but unfortunately I accidentally stepped on you - Grasshopper Xiaoqiang!

26. Announcement: April Fools' Day is coming, The text messages you received on April 1 are all fake and have exactly the opposite meaning, so please pay attention. You are the public lover who is handsome, graceful and beautiful!

27. Today is April Fool’s Day, so be careful to avoid being deceived.

If a fool wants to innovate, the blogger will laugh. Text messages must be forwarded frequently, and there is no limit to the number. I'll cover all the phone bills, and I'll settle the accounts later. Happy April Fool's Day.

28. I spent a dime to send you this text message to tell you that I am not a penniless person. For example, this dime text message is my birthday gift to you. Don’t forget to treat me to dinner tonight.

29. Your clear eyes have budding lips, white clouds are your teeth and milk is your skin, your hair is like the jungle of Amazon, your nose is like Mount Everest, and your fingers are like ivory ridges like mountains: Oh! I love you - —Jurassic dinosaurs!

30. These days, some people roll when flying on airplanes; some people sink when making ships; some people derail when making trains; and some people kiss when making cars; so I advise you, it’s okay. It's better to stay in your mouse hole and don't come out.

31. March 31 has passed. What day is it? You know. A step forward is happiness; a step back is joy. Your special holiday has arrived. Whether you are moving forward or backward, I wish you a happy April Fool's Day.

32. I really like your big ears, broad face, thick lips and dark eyes. Your singing voice is amazing, and the lyrics are always in the same tune - hum hum hum hum hum. You are my pet piggy!

33. Today I have a new plan: give some beauties to men, some handsome boys to women, some lollipops to children, and some consolation money to the elderly. , the most important thing is to send some blessings to the fool, and wish you a happy April Fool's Day!

34. You are so sexy walking on the grass, your mouth is drooling anxiously. You are so beautiful as you walk on the bridge, the rivers cry and the water flows back. You are so enchanting that the white-bone demon walking on the mountain road will scare you so much that you can’t get out of the cave. I wish you a happy and worry-free April Fool's Day!

35. For you, I don't care about worldly opinions or all rumors. As long as I can have you, I won't hesitate even if it means the end of the world. I want you. Announce loudly to the world: I love you, RMB!

36. When I met you by chance, I was so confused that I was at a loss. I can't avoid your loving eyes. I understand your heart. I ran away desperately but you followed me closely. I cried: "Whose dog is left unattended?"

37. April Fool's Day is here, and I want to wish you a happy holiday: I hope you have clever tricks to fool people, tricks to fool people, and tricks to make you funny. You fell into my trap on April 1st, and I made you happy without any worries. This text message is a forecast.

38. The mental hospital had a routine roll call in the morning, but every time the roll was called, one seriously ill patient was missing. The director was furious. After a while, someone came to report, "Found it!" "Where is it?" "Hiding and reading text messages."

39. Your state of mind is indifferent to the world, and your life is carefree. , your appetite is always like an insatiable bag, your sleeping posture is sweet and naive, your life is more carefree than a god, it is actually good to be a pig!

The 40th, 4th, and 1st are On April Fool's Day, in order to prevent everyone from being deceived, our company has decided to take a day off without deducting wages or bonuses. Special reminder: Please do not go out and run around on this day. Please forward this message to each other!

41. April Fool’s Day is here, and I want to wish you a happy April Fool’s Day: I hope you have clever tricks to fool people, tricks to fool people, and tricks to be funny, and you will fall for my trick on April 1st. , I made you worry-free and happy. This text message is a forecast.

42. Without Pangu, there would be no chance for apes to evolve; without oracle bones as stationery, history would be lifeless; without Daiyu and Baoyu, how could the Red Mansion be passed down for centuries? Without me sending you a message, Who knew pigs could read mobile phones?

43. The black eyes, straight nose, downy head and naive face make me sleepless at night. How much I want to touch you, how much I want to hug you, how much I want to see you holding a bone in the sun and having fun: you are my beloved little dog!

44. Congratulations, your mobile phone number is lucky Hit the golden egg and won the special prize. Please bring the original ID card, the original household registration book, and two one-inch photos to come to us to claim the prize immediately. We will not wait for expired prizes. Prize: A piece of toilet paper.

45. On the day of preventing fools in April, here are five ways to avoid fools. Do you want to know? Let me tell you quietly: turn off your mobile phone, turn off your computer, don’t open the door, don’t see anyone, and stay at home. But you didn’t do the first one! You might as well have been fooled.

46. I will not tell you that I have to treat you to a pack of Oreos today; I will not tell you that I have licked all the cream; and I will not tell you, I also switched to toothpaste.

Ha, April Fool's Day, I am clearly trying to make you laugh!

47. Missing you is a very happy thing! Seeing you is a very happy thing! Loving you is what I will always do! Keeping you in mind is what I have been doing; however, lying to you is an immediate matter. Happy April Fool's Day!

48. The wind lifts your long hair, and you look even more chic! The waves slap your feet, making you look even more flawless! Facing the morning glow in the east, you look like a sea spray. !It’s hard to tell that you’re a fool even if you’re not an acquaintance! Happy April Fool’s Day!

49. You came to me from a distant place, your clothes are white, your hair is swaying, and I love your cute figure, so light Dance steps, charming look, I am waiting for you, waiting for you to come quickly, those beautiful clouds in the sky.

50. The wind lifts your long hair, and you look more chic; the waves slap your feet, and you look more flawless; you face the morning glow in the east, like a sea spray! Not an acquaintance It’s hard to tell you’re a fool! Happy April Fool’s Day!