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Dad, take the baby away alive, will you? Netizen: Maybe! Son: How can I have such a father?

Dad, take the baby away alive, will you? Netizen: Maybe! Son: How can I have such a father!

Many people think that it is not reliable for fathers to take care of their children. Of course, this does not include dads, but this is what most mothers really think.

In our life, we often meet all kinds of jokes played by fathers and children. My daughter-in-law went on a business trip two days ago, and I took care of my children's diet and daily life at home alone. Usually there is less time at home, and children are naturally closer to their daughters-in-law. This time, I have to take care of my children and eat and drink Lazar, which is really hectic.

Many netizens saw that I promised to take good care of my children in my circle of friends, and they were skeptical. When it was time to eat, the rice was already in the pot, but I forgot to make a fire to cook. As a result, the rice was not cooked well, so I had to cook some noodles temporarily instead of rice. I was also vomited by my son: "How did I give birth to such a father?" I have to say that bringing a son is really not as simple as I thought!

Not much to say, let's take a look at what I cooked with my children this time.

Sun meal:

1. Tofu stew: The price of pork has soared this year. Many families choose to give up the pork they often eat and eat some meat with higher cost performance. But I don't think so. Since my son likes pork at ordinary times, even if the price of pork doubles, I will buy him the pork he likes. So I personally made this tofu stew for the children.

2, ribs soup: only a small plate of pork is definitely not enough to eat, so I bought a large piece of ribs for the children to stew. I added mushrooms, cuttlefish and other ingredients to this soup and cooked it together. It is delicious and nutritious after being cooked. My son is in junior high school and should grow up. Drinking more sparerib soup is good.

3, soy sauce water small miscellaneous fish: fish can not be less, I can not help but buy some fish when I see my son is so sensible. After all, the daughter-in-law left a lot of money, and she didn't buy it for nothing. Go home to fry fish after buying fish. Here I will teach you a little skill of frying fish. At that time, when the cooking oil in the pot was heated to about 60%, the pot was lubricated and then the fish was fried in the pot. The fish fried in this way is complete and not easy to stick to the pot.

4, fried green beans: green beans are tender and juicy, which is a good time to eat. But when frying green beans, remember to stir them in the pot until they are cooked. Mung beans are eaten in a pot if they are not cooked, which is very easy to get food poisoning. I'd rather fry them for a while than save so much time.

5, cooking: I am responsible for cooking and cooking, busy as a bee, regardless of the tail, obviously the meal has been done, and finally forgot to order the cooking button. Finally, I cooked a lot of dishes, but it was really embarrassing to lack the key staple food.

6, the result of re-cooking: At that time, I found that the rice was not cooked well, and immediately re-cooked, and the result became the following picture. A pot of rice cooked into porridge is really unsatisfactory. No wonder netizens question whether a father can take good care of his children.

Cooking failed, so I had to find a staple food instead, so I had an epiphany. It is also a good choice to buy some noodles downstairs and cook some noodles to support your stomach first. Although it is easier to cook noodles, it is better than no staple food.

Are the friends in front of the screen satisfied after watching this meal? What do you think of my father?