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Sentiments that satirize sentimental people
When I hold you, you are a cup, but when I let you go, you are just glass particles. Don't be superior and act like no one can live without you. I will only live better if I leave some people. Don't be sentimental. The earth doesn't just revolve around a few people. Where does the confidence come from.
Sentences to satirize sentimental people
1. What you can do at this moment is to ask yourself what you need and work hard to get it; ask yourself who you need and let them get it. The other party knows. As for whether the world needs you, that is a matter for the world. If you are not strong enough to reason with the world or fall in love, please at least don't admit this need pretentiously.
2. I hope tomorrow can be a year for fans. There will be no questions that you can’t solve, and there will be no bad interpersonal relationships. Don’t get involved in relationships, don’t be sentimental, and don’t love people you shouldn’t love
3. Sometimes, don’t be sentimental. Others may be good people, but you become a sinner. Remember this.
4. Don’t be sentimental, okay? Please stop making waves in your peaceful heart, okay? She's very nice now, so don't bother her, okay? How can I persuade you to wake up a little bit, okay? Don't have any expectations for things that have no results, okay? Tell me why it's so difficult for yourself, okay? Since you love her so much, just protect her from afar, okay?
5. Unless a person is really talented and can see through the real weaknesses of others at a glance, it is best not to send criticisms and suggestions to your doorstep just for the sake of self-indulgence. It won't solve other people's problems, and it won't earn others' gratitude. It's also very likely to cause resentment. It's totally unnecessary, don't you think?
6. 20xx leaves me with some regrets, and I hope you will do well in 2018. Don't be sentimental or cocooned. come on. Don’t talk about relationships, don’t talk about houses, don’t talk about money, and talk less.
7. Don’t try to stop crazy people. After all, your influence may not be that great.
8. Little puppies are only suitable for innocent and cute children. Some people should stop being sentimental. You are worthy of it.
9. Yang Mengmeng, do you want to be shameless? ah? Let your apprentice scold Xuanmai, what happened to Xuanmai being pregnant? Does pregnancy have to be announced? Isn’t it okay if people are willing to keep a low profile? Do you care so much? All day long, I pretend to imitate Lele’s videos. Lele delivers positive energy, but what about you? What's wrong with Xuanmai kicking you on the live broadcast? Now you are fighting with Sun Chen Xuanmai. Do you think you still have many fans? Pfft, don’t be too sentimental.
10. Another year has passed in the blink of an eye, and you will be one year older in the blink of an eye. At this age, it’s better to be realistic and don’t be too sentimental about certain things!
11. It’s a new year, but nothing new is good. Don’t be sentimental, don’t be arrogant and show off. In the end, you are just an ant in the torrent. Your glory and your pain are like a weight. Snails moving forward, it's not because you can fly, it's because of the strong wind. Don't be complacent and don't scream. Be careful when you fall down and fall on rocks. If you don’t send 20xx, come and be safe 20xx
12. Dear young men and women, if in a strange situation, someone you have never met praises you for being beautiful or handsome. Don't be sentimental, just understand that you are a high-EQ person. Don't think that, first, you are really beautiful or handsome. Second, people are interested in you. They simply don't want to use hello, this kind of low-level greeting. Of course, if someone is really ugly, don't praise someone for being beautiful, otherwise they will think you are scolding them.
13. No one is anyone’s savior. Don’t be sentimental or smart and think you can do it. In fact, you can’t even save yourself. Don’t always be kind and soft-hearted. Being soft-hearted to others is cruel to yourself. , be a smart person and don’t deceive yourself
14. It’s better not to be too sentimental and just go to sleep. There is everything in your dreams.
15. If you look for the person you love, and she takes a long time to reply to you and gives you all kinds of excuses, it means she doesn’t love you, so don’t be sentimental
16. There is a voice telling me every day, give up! She doesn’t like you, so stop being sentimental. You think you have touched the whole world, but in fact, you have only touched yourself.
At this time, there was another voice in my heart telling me that after finally meeting someone I like, how can I give up? Even if there is only 1% hope, I have to give 100% effort. Even if we are not together in the end, at least I will not regret it. , at least I won’t regret it for the rest of my life. It’s really tiring if you take the initiative alone for a long time. If one day I stop contacting you, I’m sorry. It’s not that I don’t love you anymore, but that I love you too much
17. Stop being sentimental. How can someone love you who has time to play games but no time to reply to your messages
18. Even if you listen to the same song, you are thinking of him, but he may not be thinking of you. Don’t be sentimental.
19. I thought you loved me very much, didn’t you at least love me? Turns out it’s nothing more than that. Fool, stop being so sentimental. At least the person who loves you will not spare no effort to hurt you
20. Things that seem insignificant to others: don’t follow other people’s opinions, don’t belittle yourself, and deviate more and more from yourself. What kind of people are we? Don’t be sentimental; treat others as others treat you
21. eDonkey is like a boy’s heart that suddenly changes from sunny to rainy. He suddenly likes you and then hates you. You, there is no reason or sign; or it is central air conditioning and central heating, ambiguous ABCDEF, and you are just one of the letters, not special or affectionate, don't be sentimental.
22. In short, what I want to say: You are just an audience member who likes him/her. You cannot thank anyone on his behalf, nor can you criticize anyone on his behalf. Don’t be sentimental.
23. I prepared something but no one appreciated it. Forget it, I feel sorry for myself. Don’t be too sentimental next time. Alas
24. I want to be happy and just be alone. What’s the big deal? No matter what happens in the future, cherish what you have now. I live a very happy life. I have a very good friend and someone who loves me very much. Isn’t this the life I want? Why do I still care about so many things? Just think about it. Okay, anyway, it’s just a temporary miss. There’s nothing you really like. Don’t be sentimental. Don’t always let things around you affect your mood. No matter what others say, don’t take it personally. Remember the people who treat you well. That’s it. I hope you will be free and happy in the future, don’t be sad anymore and be happy
Twenty-five, the first lesson of 20xx: Stop being sentimental, you are no one else
Twenty 6. You’ve already calmed down. Come on, don’t be too sentimental. You’re really nothing to me
27. At this age, don’t expect any good affection. What you can find has been found. Just give up if you encounter it. Be kind to others but never be sentimental. People's hearts will only become more and more complicated.
28. There is no one or thing that you can’t let go of. It’s just that you are too lonely and hold on tightly to that little pity, even the one that others give you. It's just sympathy, don't be sentimental. Heartbreaking sentences that satirize oneself for being sentimental
Heartbreaking sentences that satirize oneself for being sentimental (Part 1)
1. I just want to say that friendship and love all depend on fate. In a friendship, you care more than her and think more than her, but she doesn't care about you at all, so you are just being sentimental. Real friendship is for both parties to maintain it together and care about what the other person thinks, rather than for one person to act a one-man show. Sometimes what you get in exchange for your heart and lungs is a wolf's heart and a dog's lungs.
2. I can’t live in your eyes, so I can only hug your back.
3. I have always been sentimental and delusional.
4. Like the sea, I have never doubted that the sky is blue, and I have never doubted you.
5. Since you have gone to this point and ignored my feelings, why should I be pretentious and love you so much.
6. The stupidest love is waiting; the most painful love is waiting even though you know it is impossible; the most helpless love is waiting with hope despite having been rejected long ago. Does love need to wait? Sometimes you need to have a goal and work together to achieve it. But more often than not, it's just a person's selfishness and stupid waiting. The aimless waiting might as well end as soon as possible.
7. I once wanted to stay alone, only to realize that I was deceiving myself |
8. If one day you dress up and become someone else’s groom, I will not mention my infatuation with you. .
9. I am not an angel. I cannot appear at any time to give you happiness when you need me.
10. When love is a thing of the past, don’t complain or hate. What is most needed at this time is understanding, giving up and blessing. Too much self-love is begging for charity from the other party. Loving and being loved are both things that make people happy. Don't let this turn into pain. Only those who stand at the end will feel tired. In fact, I have always understood that it is not easy to be with one person all the time.
11. There is always a person hidden in everyone's heart. Maybe this person will never know. He is hidden in your heart, but it doesn't matter whether he knows it or not, because He cannot be replaced, and this person is like a scar that will never heal. No matter when it is mentioned or thought of, it will hurt.
12. This world allows too many self-indulgent people. Some people feel that they are a heartthrob after being glanced at by a woman sideways.
13. Anyone who has ever had a crush knows how rampant inferiority and self-love were in those days.
14. I don’t cry not because I am strong, but because I am stubborn.
15. You gave me a romantic past, but you cannot give me a happy future.
16. If you come, I believe you will not leave; if you leave, I will pretend you never came. Although I can't let go, I hope I can try my best. No one is who's forever, everything is just one person's selfishness.
17. I once thought that I would love for a long time, but my thought suddenly made me forget all the past.
18. I used to think that a kind of love will last forever, like the blue sky and sand. When the wind blows, the sand flies; when the wind blows, the sand falls. I used to think that a kind of love would be like a school of fish and the sea. When the fish jumps, the tide rises; when the fish falls, the tide catches it. There is no trace of old memories. For countless nights, I have bound myself in a city of logical thinking. Under the green lamp and ink, I have allowed my heart to be worn out.
19. No one can understand my sincerity, everything is just self-centered.
20. Why do you want to get angry with others and he doesn’t like you? It’s really pretentious. Heartbreaking sentences that satirize oneself for being sentimental (Part 2)
21. Another year has passed in the blink of an eye, and another year has passed in the blink of an eye. At this age, it is better to be realistic and don’t be sentimental about some things... …Um!
22. For some people, just forget what you should forget. People don't care, so why bother being sentimental.
23. When the scenery is clear, who will accompany me to watch the long flowing water.
24. Sentences about realizing that you are being sentimental
25. Some people and some things should be forgotten. Just forget them. People never take you into their hearts, so don’t be so sentimental. So sentimental. Not showing up, not disturbing, is the last way to love.
26. No one understands your sadness that you are unable to speak. You'd better pour those words down your throat and into your heart together with cold boiled water.
27. Some things seem to be lost and never found again, just like some people.
28. I always thought that I treat everyone sincerely, and that others would at least care a little bit about my feelings if they don’t tell me the same thing. But it turns out that it’s just self-righteousness and self-righteousness...
29. Every time I plan to give up, I always feel reluctant to give up. I still love him, and he still loves me, but the two of us are too tired to be together. Every time I can't help but reason, I cry heartbreakingly every time, but I always get comforted and I look forward to it. There is a next time, I believe it is the last time, but when there is another time, I still believe it is the last time.
30. I never compromise easily. The only two times I compromised with one person, reality slapped me hard and taught me what it means to be sentimental.
31. The feeling of being in love, after you realize it, it is really more painful than falling out of love after you have truly loved...
32. We The story is so long that only the wind listens to me.
33. A person is desperate if he is disappointed with someone! It's not that I don't love, it's that I can't love, I'm just being passionate! There are so many unsatisfactory things in life, so why worry about it? There are some things that you just don't say, don't see through, and don't want to accept.
Emotions are too fragile, so why bother hurting yourself both!
34. In fact, you love her very much, but you are just perfunctory in my love for you.
35. What is love. Be more self-aware and less sentimental. Be your own superhero. Move yourself. It turns out that he has always been alone.
36. If a person doesn't value you, no matter how proactive you are, he will remain calm; if a person trusts you, he will act immediately as long as you say something.
37. It would be great if there was no self-love. How great it would be if secret love and being secretly loved happened to the same person.
38. I am always self-righteous, but now I know how fake it is.
39. I can only pretend that I can’t see you and her hugging each other across the street.
40. Suddenly I found that a person is very good and does not need anyone. What everyone fears most is his own sentimentality. Sentences of sentimentality
1. Loving someone should not be so humble, and being loved by someone should not feel like a suffering.
2. Walking alone on the way back to the dormitory, casually humming an unknown tune, the song floated on the sweet-scented osmanthus road, and I let the street lights make my shadow grow long--- I love that shadow! Every little inadvertent movement I make is rendered so elegantly.
3. Passionate people will always be hurt by ruthless people. I understand this sentence. It turns out that it was all just because I was too passionate, and I couldn't extricate myself from it.
4. I really hope that wish can come true, not because I am stupid, maybe I just want to give my heart comfort!
5. I can’t help but look at him and pay attention to his every move. Occasionally looking at each other makes you lower your head shyly, feeling a little scared and a little happy, wondering if he has discovered you
6. You can't help but think about the possible future between you and him. When I think about a happy place, I feel happy and messy. If I still miss it in the end, I feel sad.
7. I will habitually get used to his habits and walk the same way home after school, even if it is not possible He made you go all the way around the city to the same store to choose the ice cream he likes to eat, and even regarded the color of the clothes he often wears as your favorite
8. Guitar, how I wish I could own one , carry it on your back, sing campus songs, sing our youth, sing our sadness, sing our emotions---
9. Since you don’t care, since you don’t cherish it , since you don't care, since you don't love. Why should I be sentimental again, why should I practice it again, why should I be infatuated again, why should I persist anymore, why should I wait any longer.
10. I love getting wet in the rain, and I like the rain flowing on me. At that time, I would feel so clean, as if I had been washed by nature. Tomorrow, there will be a new sky, new earth and new air waiting for me.
11. I suddenly discovered that when I was frustrated, hesitant and depressed, what I longed for was just a smile. She, not far from me, smiled and waved to me.
12. Thank you, thank you for always sending me letters of encouragement. Every time I hold your letter and read it slowly, I will cry again for the long-lost tears.
13. Because of you, I became a complete idiot and fool, torturing myself like a resentful woman.
14. Sometimes, I can’t get rid of my low mood. I pick up the phone and put it down again and again. I’m afraid that you will know my sadness, and I’m afraid that you will end up with me after knowing it. Just as sad. At that moment, I really forgot that I had been confident and heroic.
15. Sometimes, I really hope to pick up the phone, thinking that there will be a warm smiling voice waiting to dissolve my thoughts.
16. It’s really like a one-man show, and I am the lonely clown, performing this pantomime with no one watching, feeling sad alone. A ridiculous talk about being sentimental. A ridiculous talk about being sentimental.
1. Maybe you have never liked me all along, and it’s just me being sentimental.
2. I am very happy chatting with you, but I dare not say too much. I am afraid that I will be too sentimental again.
3. There are too many self-indulgent men. Sometimes if you smile at them a few times, they will think you are interested in them. If you refuse, they will blame you for seducing them.
4. Being sentimental will make you sad whether you love or not love.
5. I am too sentimental, always thinking that you still love me as before
6. I have also learned that if others do not contact me, I will not take the initiative to disturb others, so as not to be sentimental. .
7. Maybe I don’t understand. I don’t understand the place you leave for me in your heart. Maybe it’s just me who is too sentimental.
8. I am too sentimental to think that I am. How important it is to him, but in the end he realized that he was a joke, stop being stupid, people don’t care about you
9. I loved you, I loved you with all my strength, but if you don’t cherish me, I can only blame myself. So sentimental.
10. Sometimes I feel disgusted with how mean I act to be sentimental.
11. So what if I am sentimental? At least it’s for you.
12. [What are you missing when he is with her? Are you still being sentimental?]
13. From beginning to end, it is just me who is being sentimental
14 , Don’t say I’ve changed, I’m just no longer so sentimental.
15. I hope that when Tencent QQ is on the version, it can send message reminders to the other party when deleting people, so as not to let us be sentimental.
16. I dare not say who I have a good relationship with, because I am afraid that I am just being sentimental.
17. I have used time to prove that I really care about him. , he also used time to prove that I am really selfish.
18. There is a feeling that is more painful than falling out of love, which is called self-love.
19. Thank you for allowing me to act out my passion.
20. Your enthusiasm is given to the wrong person, and everything you do is done out of passion.
21. The soft time that I once thought was extremely prosperous turned out to be just my own sentimentality.
22. I don’t blame you if you don’t love me; I’m used to being sentimental. I don’t blame you if you miss me; I just can’t let you go. Please don't mind, I'm just a crazy person who loves you with all my heart.
23. You will find that after you have been strong alone for a long time, you will feel inexplicably warm when you meet others with a little care, mistakenly thinking that it is love, and then you will try your best to treat others better, but you will not be disappointed. When I was young, I didn’t even know what it meant to be sentimental.
24. I love you, I love you with all my strength, but if you don’t cherish me, I can only blame myself for being sentimental.
25. I have also learned that if others do not contact me, I will not take the initiative to worry about others, so as not to be sentimental.
26. The saddest thing in the world is the one you love. People love others, but they themselves are still stupidly sentimental.
27. There are not many times in life when you are so sad that you would be worse off than dead.
28. I am more sentimental than myself. One day you will definitely rely on my sentimentality!
29. It turns out that it was all my own fault, and now I am also the fault of my own fault.
30. I am too pretentious. Thank you for your gentle reminder.
31. Some people and some things should be forgotten. They never take you seriously. Why do you have to be sentimental?
32. People who understand know how to let go, people who are sincere know how to sacrifice, and people who are happy know how to detach. For those who don’t love themselves, what they need most is understanding, letting go and blessing. Too much self-love is begging for charity from the other party. Loving and being loved are both pleasurable things. Don't let this turn into pain.
33. When caring leads to impatience from others, I will start to think that I am being sentimental.
34. If you don’t feel anything, don’t give me the wrong impression. I’m afraid that I am being sentimental. .
35. My love is too true, too deep, too silly and too naive. I am passionate and self-righteous. It started because of me and ended because of me.
36. When you feel that your efforts have been the greatest compromise and sacrifice, what others may be thinking is that this piece of shit is worthless.
Don't be presumptuous and think about how great you are. If you can't give what is needed, everything will be in vain.
37. Don’t read his signature over and over again. Stop being sentimental. This is not written for you
38. In your eyes, it seems that I interpret sentimentality very well. OK. -lc
39. My heart was blocked and the sudden flood of tears turned out to be my own fault.
40. There is a feeling that is more painful than falling out of love. It is called being sentimental.
41. There is a feeling that is more painful than falling out of love. It is called being sentimental!
42. I’m sorry, most of the time it’s just my own sentimentality, you don’t need to notice it.
43. Being sentimental is a disease that I cannot cure for a long time.
44. I dare not say who I have a good relationship with because I am afraid that I am the only one who is being sentimental.
45. So what if I am sentimental? At least it is for you.
46. Don’t be sentimental or self-righteous, maybe you are nothing.
47. Your indifference to me makes me feel that I have been being pretentious.
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