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Who are the characters in Hell? What class are they?
Anyone who is alive, sow dissension, slander and hurt others, is glib, eloquent and lies. After his death, he was thrown into the tongue-pulling hell. The kid broke the bearer's mouth, clamped his tongue with iron tongs, pulled it out, not once, but stretched it out and dragged it slowly ... Then he went to Scissors Hell and Cycas Hell.
Second floor, Scissors Hell
In The Dead, if a woman's husband dies young, she will be widowed. If you instigate her to remarry, or build a bridge for her, you will be thrown into scissors hell and cut off your ten fingers after you die! Not to mention that before her husband died, Wang Po and Pan Jinlian in Water Margin had no intention of seducing Ximen Qing, but Wang Po instigated her to please Simon and poisoned Wu Dalang. Not to mention Pan Jinlian, what happened to Ximen Qing? Just talk about this old woman. Scissors hell is enough for her.
The third floor, Cycas Hell.
Anyone who alienates the same flesh and blood while alive and stirs up discord between father and son and brother and sister will go to Tieshu Hell after death. Trees are all swords. People pick them under the skin and hang them on Cycas. After that, I'll go to Lingua Hell and Steamer Hell.
The fourth floor, evil mirror hell:
If you commit a crime in Shi Yang, even if you don't tell the truth or go through the motions, even if you get away with it, even if you get away with it (you'd better not escape), there will still be criminals at large, and you will die if you escape, right? Report to hell, break into the mirror of evil, and show evil in this mirror. Then go to different hell to suffer.
The fifth floor, steamer hell:
There is a kind of person, who is short of money on weekdays, spreads false information and slanders others. That's what people often say. Such people are thrown into the steamer hell after death and steamed in the steamer. Not only that, after steaming, the cold wind blows, reshaping the human body and taking it into the hell of pulling out the tongue.
The sixth floor, copper column hell:
Those who intend to set fire or destroy evidence, retaliate or set fire to kill people will go to the copper pillar hell after death. The children stripped you naked and let you hold a copper cylinder with a diameter of one meter and a height of two meters. Burning charcoal fire in the cylinder, blowing constantly, and soon the copper cylinder will turn red ... How do you feel? Have you seen the list of gods? Su Daji's brand? You must be excited to see this.
The seventh floor of Daoshan Hell:
It doesn't matter if you don't believe in blasphemers, but you can't blaspheme; The slayer, not to mention killing people, says that you killed cows, horses, cats and dogs before you died, because they are also life, maybe their previous lives were people, or they may be yours ... because the underworld is different from the underworld, there is no distinction between high and low, and cows, horses, cats, dogs and people are collectively called creatures. Those who commit one of the above two crimes will be thrown into Daoshan hell, stripped naked and forced to climb Daoshan naked ..... Depending on the severity of their crimes, they may "live" on Daoshan.
The eighth floor, iceberg hell:
Any wicked woman who murders her husband, has sexual intercourse with others and has a malicious abortion will enter iceberg hell after her death. Let him undress and go to the iceberg naked. Cold ~ There are also people who gamble, are not filial to their parents, are unkind and unjust, and leave them naked on the iceberg. Pan Jinlian is here!
The ninth floor, frying pan hell:
* * * * whoring *, thieves robbing, bullying, abducting and selling women and children, falsely accusing and slandering others, and plotting to occupy other people's property. After the death of his wife, he went into the frying pan hell, stripped off his clothes and threw them into a hot frying pan to fry, bang, bang! According to the seriousness of the case, sentence me to bomb N times ... Sometimes sinful people just come out of iceberg hell and are escorted to frying pan hell by little demons to keep warm. ......
This is the ninth floor, which is the Eastern Hell. Although the name is slightly different from that of, it can be seen that there are many hells, which is not Dong's fault. And the next nine levels of West Hell in Panorama of Land and Water are even more cruel ... How to predict the next nine levels, and listen to the next decomposition.
People usually say that the number of eighteen layers of hell is correct, but it is not necessarily a sense of understanding. The difference between the eighteen layers mentioned in the Eighteen Mud Plows is not the space up and down, but the difference between time and criminal law, especially the time.
Compared with the time of the afterlife, the first hell takes 3750 as a year, and all beings here must live here for 10,000 years, even if they want to die one day earlier, and this 10,000 years is equivalent to13.5 billion years of the afterlife. Because the time and life span of hell are multiplied in turn, it will take billions of years to reach the eighteenth floor of hell. Such a long punishment can be said to be a veritable eternal, painful and cruel scene, which is hard for the world to imagine and understand.
The tenth floor, Niukeng Hell:
This is a hellish compensation for animals. Living people kill livestock at will, and build your happiness on their suffering. Well, then, go to the cowshed and hell after death. Into the pit, several bison hit it, with horns on it and hooves on it ... (I think it's the most comfortable floor. According to another record, on the contrary, there is a "knife ship hell", which is not among the eighteen layers of hell, and will be added later.
Eleventh floor, the stone leading to hell:
If a living person gives birth to a baby, for whatever reason, for example, the baby is born stupid and disabled; Or drown and abandon the baby for reasons such as son preference. Such people die and go to hell with stones. It is a square big stone pool (trough), on which a big stone of the same size is hoisted with a rope, people are put into the pool, and the rope is cut with an axe. ......
The twelfth floor, mortar hell:
This prison is quite strange, that is, when people are alive, if you waste food and spoil it, for example, you can throw away the leftover banquet at will, or throw away things you don't like after eating two bites. After death, I will go to mortar hell and be killed in a mortar. Strangely, if you talk while eating, especially swearing, swearing, swearing, you will also suffer in mortar hell after death. So remind everyone that it is best not to talk when eating, especially to swear.
13 floor, Blood Pool Hell: ◎
People who don't respect others, are filial to their parents, are dishonest and have crooked ways will go to hell after death. Suffering in a pool of blood. I don't quite understand. It says here that anyone who dies of dystocia, vomiting blood or bleeding (seeing red and dying) also suffers in a pool of blood after death?
Layer 14, wrongful death in hell:
You know, it is not easy to come into this world as a person. This is the chance that terrorists give you. If you don't cherish it, you will commit suicide, such as breaking your pulse, taking poison, hanging yourself, etc., which angered the terrifying, and you will go to jail in vain after your death. You will never be human again. I advise the living to stick to it no matter how difficult it is. Suicide is a sign of weakness. Especially those stupid boys who are double martyrdom.
Fifteenth floor, hell:
It's rare now, but it's a big crime. Is the grave digger, grave digger, will be punished in hell after death. ◎
The 16th floor, volcanic hell:
This layer is relatively extensive. Those who abuse public interests and selfish interests, accept bribes, steal chickens and dogs, rob money and set fire to them will all go to volcanic hell after their death. Be driven into a volcano and burned alive without dying. There are also monks and Taoists who break the precepts. Also pushed into the volcano. This floor should be overcrowded. )
17th floor, Stone Mill Hell:
Those who trample on grain, thieves, corrupt officials and oppress the people will all go to hell after death. Grind into paste. Reshape your body and grind it again! There are monks who eat meat, and so are Taoist priests.
18th floor, Knife Saw Hell:
People who cut corners, cheat their superiors and deceive their subordinates, seduce women and children, and engage in unfair business will all go to hell after death. Take off the tourists' clothes, tie them to four "big" wooden stakes, and saw them with a saw from the crotch to the head.
More afraid of being detained for a long time:
Eighteen levels of hell are arranged according to the length of suffering and the severity of crimes. If you live in hell for the shortest time, one day is equal to 3750 years on earth, the 30th is January, and1February is a year. Ten thousand years later, that is,13.5 billion years later on earth, you finally got out of prison, and you were pushed back one by one. Every hell is 20 times and twice as long as the previous one. It's easy when you get to the eighteenth floor of hell.
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