Excerpts from my group leader’s super funny classic lines and quotations

1: I got bored and said to the group leader, you are just a mad dog, why am I lying in the same nest with you...

2: The veterinarian said: I am a veterinarian. You are patients, come to me for treatment, even if you say I am a gynecologist...

3: A classic saying of Mi Long, it is better to be a comrade with you than to be a relative with a mouse...

4: After the plane made an emergency landing, a group of people were running in the woods in their underpants, followed by Japanese soldiers chasing them. Some people actually shouted "keep formation", which was really annoying! Immediately afterwards, Ah Yi was about to hide in a nearby bush. Meng Fanlao said a very classic sentence: "A Yi, don't hide there, don't you think Little Japan can't hit it accurately?"...

5: I’m tired of saying: The thousand-year-old king and the eighty-thousand-year-old tortoise, Japan’s style of play that has not changed for thousands of years, after the artillery bombards the infantry, then the infantry rushes, and after the infantry rushes, the artillery bombards... We rushed the artillery bombardment, and we laid down the artillery soldiers. After bombing the infantry charge... it makes people crazy, the latest popular tongue twister...

6: Milong's famous saying, he is a good man, if he farts, I will suck after him...

7: When I was annoyed, I winked at a white towel first, and then the person said, "What are you looking at?" I was annoyed and said: Look what's wrong, it looks like the Ten Thousand Beasts Zoo...

8: You only have one pair of underpants, and you have to use these underpants to kill the Japanese...

9: When Kang Ya was chasing a Japanese man who had escaped, he was shot and killed by Meng Fan. He tutted at the little devil's body and said: "Run, run to death. If you don't listen to the old man, you will suffer the consequences before your eyes. It's hilarious...

10: Head of the group: I'm not active at home, there's something wrong with my brain. It can be called a classic...

11: When the British military doctor came to see the young master's legs, everyone took off his pants and yelled in annoyance. Some people shouted: Sister Hu, my wife...

12: The frame of the Milong machine gun was broken when fighting the Japanese. When I was playing with it, I got tired and suddenly said: You have to go to the Japanese Emperor to compensate for this, which made people laugh...

13: After the plane made an emergency landing, Fan Lai said, "If it explodes, jump out of the plane." Kang Ya said, "Don't jump." Fall to death...

14: I am tired of stealing things but still look indignant: Not only a soldier, but also a patriotic soldier, not only a patriotic soldier, but also a patriotic soldier fighting... Get excited , he even took off his pants, but the vermicelli was still pulled back! It's both funny and poignant, with black humor...

15: Milong and Fanla were bickering and playing tricks. Milong hurt Fanla and missed Xiaocui. He said in a demonic and feminine voice: Brother, come again. Ah (twisting his butt and walking past Fanla) If you didn’t come, I would be taken over by someone else. (Milong suddenly turned into a man again and said) How dare you! I'll take care of you when big brother comes back from the victory! Then he went upstairs squirmingly...

16: Milong kowtowed to Pork Belly, and after he kowtowed, he said: You continue to punish him. Then he added: My name is Mi Long. If anyone bullies you, sue me, laugh out loud...

17: Dead, dead: retreat, give them shit...

18 : Annoying: Call me daddy. Lei Baoer: Chicken. Annoying: Call me daddy. Lei Baoer: Little duck duck. Veterinarian Hao: Good baby, call me grandpa.

Lei Baoer: Grandpa. Fanla glanced at Veterinarian Hao and said in a low voice, imitating the old man's accent: "Call me grandpa." Lei Baoer: Loach. Fanla looked helpless, and Veterinarian Hao proudly led Leibao to play...

19: Within three meters, immediately reach the place where I can slap him, and I will pick the Daxing'an Forest...< /p>

20: The group leader’s comment on the nickname given to him by the young master: It’s annoying, it’s annoying, it’s boring, it’s annoying. Super funny...

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