Ten jokes with deep urban routines

1. A fashionable teahouse in the street has introduced a new drink called "the feeling of heartache". I thought for a long time, but I couldn't understand its meaning, so I handed 50 yuan money out of curiosity and asked for a cup to try. It turned out to be a cup of boiled water, which made my heart ache.

2. When crossing the road, I saw a mouse that was crushed to death and casually said, "Wife, look at that mouse!" My wife couldn't help exclaiming when she looked pleasing to the eye, and then touched her chest and said, "God, it's so scary. I have to buy a pair of high heels to curb the impact. " What a bitch!

3, a beautiful female colleague, her husband sent her lunch and left without saying anything. The new male colleague asked: Who was that just now? She replied: take-away delivery. The newcomer asked again: Why didn't you give money? She said: no need to give it, just sleep with him at night. The male colleague was silent. The next day, he brought her a four-course and one-soup lunch, and the whole office burst into laughter.

4. I asked my buddy painfully, "Do you know how I wake up every morning?" Dude: "By phone? By the alarm clock? " I shook my head: "no, I wake up by myself every morning!" "

The young man waded through the mountains and finally found the Zen master who lived in seclusion in the deep mountains. He couldn't wait to ask, "I'm ugly. What should I do? " "If you are ugly, you should be like me." The young man nodded: "It's quiet inside, alone?" "No, if you are ugly, you must quickly find a deep mountain to hide like me."