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I want a composition. The title is: Help me when the teacher is not around. 500 words is OK.

Let me tell you, the teacher is on leave today and will not come to copy homework in the afternoon! "Xu Qiaoqiao, the "Little Bailing" who loves reporting the most in our class, loudly announced her latest news to us. "Wow! "The whole class screamed with joy. For a moment, everyone cheered and danced. Ma Xiaolu, the always cautious deputy monitor, said: "Is it true? The teacher has never asked for leave! "Indeed, the teacher has very strict requirements for us and never allows us to ask for leave casually. He himself never asks for leave casually. However, everyone was still very happy to hear the news. Because:

Being a teacher When you are not there, you can jump around in the classroom, scribble on the blackboard, and fight around in the playground, even if the class committee cadres want to control it.

The teacher is not here. At this time, there are no complicated homework and rigid classroom teaching. We can organize freely and carry out some activities that we like, making the students in other classes envious.

When the teacher is not around, lunch. You don't have to sit in a proper position and have to be called by the teacher one by one before you can go up and get food. When you get food, you can get as much food as you want and eat what you want, and you don't have to leave the classroom after eating. . The students on duty can only stare.

When the teacher is not around, school is over as soon as the classes on the schedule are over. You don’t have to worry about copying homework. You don’t have to work hard for cleaning after school, and you can have time to go out with a few good friends to the countryside when the sky is high and the clouds are dark.

At that time...

"Dingle bell, ringing bell..." A burst of bells woke me up from my sleep. The teacher came to the classroom and told everyone: The nap is over, and he will lead everyone to the town next class. , investigate and investigate the use of irregular words in real life. “Wow! "We all jumped up with joy.

The discipline of our class has not been very good in the past. Some people were quite noisy when the teacher was there, let alone when the teacher was away.

One day, the Chinese teacher didn’t come. Now everyone was happy! Some students ran out and came back shouting that the teacher was here, some were playing QQ, and some were chasing each other in the classroom... Anyway, , the classroom was in chaos. If it were normal, I would definitely join in the noise. But now, I am the monitor. When the teacher is not around, I should shoulder the responsibility, take the lead, and manage the classmates. On the podium, he shouted, "Stop making noise, let's read the book and practice calligraphy." At the same time, he wrote down the names of those who were still making noises despite the persuasion. In this way, the noise in the classroom gradually disappeared. I finally calmed down, and my voice was almost hoarse.

I know it is not easy to be a good monitor, but I will work hard, especially when the teacher is not around, I will do better.

When the teacher is not there, the classroom is buzzing; when the teacher is not there, we simply don’t know how high the sky is; when the teacher is not there, alas, forget it!

"Teachers, please pay attention. The class teacher meeting will be held on time at 4 o'clock..." The teacher's eyes gradually dimmed. I knew she was worried about the discipline of the class, so she said a few words to the platoon leader and hurried to the big conference room. .

At this time, the classroom seemed to be turned upside down. The students were playing in groups of three and two. Some students even danced. The platoon leader was dumbfounded when he saw it. Seeing the platoon leader stunned, the students started playing more enthusiastically. They all got up from their seats and gathered in a circle to talk and laugh. There were two classmates chasing each other in the classroom, and the platoon leader was like an ant on a hot pot. ----He was so anxious that he was running around in circles.

Suddenly, the door was pushed open, and the students suddenly became silent and hurriedly ran back to their seats. At this time, a person walked out from behind the door. Who was that person? He's the naughty kid in our class! The students laughed and continued playing... About 10 minutes later, the door opened again, and the students didn't pay attention. At this time, the teacher came out from behind the door and saw our behavior, and his eyes widened with anger. , slapped the desk hard, called out a few students with bad discipline, and punished them severely...

Oh, it was really noisy when the teacher was away!

Teacher is a beacon of light, giving us correct guidance whether in study or life, so that we will not go astray