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Humorous sentences about staying at home during the weekend (collection of 60 sentences)
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2. I couldn’t go out at home during the Spring Festival, so I watched Cheese in the Trap again!
3. I can’t compare to the harmony they have together.
4. Have you noticed that when you stay at home, you will want to eat all the time?
5. If you are bored at home, let’s play games!
6. I can’t go out at home, so I have to cook to kill time. The stewed mutton is delicious.
7. Aren’t you talking about me? I got a perm a few days before the Chinese New Year. As a result, I couldn’t go out at home every day. I didn’t want to put on makeup or wash my hair.
8. The countryside is sparsely populated, the air is fresh, and it is very quiet. We stayed at home as usual and didn't feel any different.
9. As soon as I got off the subway, two girls came to me to ask for directions. Girls nowadays are really bad, and they always find a handsome guy when asking for directions.
10. Although it is boring to stay at home every day, it is still a contribution.
11. Meetings are basically chance encounters, and those who can make appointments are life-and-death acquaintances.
12. Staying at home quietly, thinking about what you wanted to have most in the past? It's like a bed of books and a curtain of wind and rain.
13. I dress up beautifully every day, but I can’t go out to play.
14. I am bored to death at home every day, and I can’t go out for a walk. I have to start the treadmill at home.
15. Since you can’t go out, just plant flowers at home. People live tens of thousands of days, why bother worrying about themselves? Follow him for fame and small profits, but he has a comfortable and sweet heart.
16. A person is in good condition. He can read when he wants to, sleep when he is tired, and eat whatever he wants. If you don’t want to contact anyone, just be quiet for a while. It doesn’t matter if you go out to play or stay at home.
17. When you are at home, you want to surf the Internet, but it becomes more boring when you are online.
18. The news only told me to wash hands frequently, but not when to wash my hair and face. I didn’t dare to wash my hands for fear of violating the regulations.
19. Fortunately, I brought a set of sports equipment home. During the special Spring Festival, I stayed at home to strengthen my exercise and improve my physical fitness.
20. Be obedient and stay at home, and protect yourself without suffering any disadvantages. Humorous sentences about staying at home during weekend breaks (Part 2)
21. Every time there is a holiday, there will be something like this. Some people want to go out and play, and some people want to stay at home. Factions, I’m stuck in the middle, that’s enough!
22. On a night like today, going out to have fun is the second most popular thing, and drinking is the most popular thing. Staying at home is the coolest thing. I wish I was the coolest, but I am the most earthy.
23. Without this epidemic, I still don’t know that I am a chef
24. The order to stay at home has no resistance to me. With the plan to study, this quiet first month has made me full of achievements.
25. We stay at home quietly and do not cause chaos to society. For more than 20 days, we have eliminated impetuosity, eliminated desires, and stayed with my family. The people I love are by my side, and the people who love me are by my side. It’s so good!
26. When I look up, I feel confused, and when I look back, I am full of vicissitudes of life. I lower my head and scan the screen, and when I open my eyes, I am still at the table. I can only stay at home and grow old.
28. Living at home, we have something to say, looking for fun, and a full sense of ritual in life.
29. When the epidemic is over, will there be a group of mentally ill people who are bored at home and have discovered many of their skills?
30. My dream is to stay at home, play games, catch up on TV shows, and watch TV. The refrigerator is full of Pepsi and the snack cabinet is full of fruits. I live next door to my sisters and we can eat and exercise together. So when can I Own a ps4 and switch?
31. No one has an easier life than anyone else. It's just that some people are crying out loud and miserable. But some people grit their teeth silently and force themselves to learn to be strong.
32. The weather is nice today, the sunshine is pleasant, but it’s a pity that I can’t go out to play.
33. You should endure more hardships when you are young, so that you will get used to hardships when you are old.
34. I didn’t go anywhere during the Spring Festival. I stayed at home, eating, sleeping, and watching TV dramas. I had a great time.
35. If I study hard, nothing can stop me from learning. It's time to retreat again, I haven't been out for several days.
36. I stayed at home for a day, scrolling through my phone, drinking tea, reading and cooking, and the day passed before I knew it!
37. During the epidemic, staying at home and listening to Maomao’s songs suddenly gave me a sense of sustenance in my heart. I was very quiet and didn’t feel bored anymore. Anyway, I am enjoying my life now.
38. If you don’t like something I posted on Moments, tell me and I will delete you.
39. Living every day is like a copy
40. Meaning is just boring talk, life is simply boring. Boredom in boredom, self-deception in boredom. Humorous sentences about staying at home during the weekend break (Part 3)
41. Since you have no choice but to stay at home, you might as well calm down and live a refined life.
42. You can cook at home, make some delicious side dishes, pair them with a little wine, and experience joy and happiness while tasting the dishes. Cooking is a simple thing. You don't need to have any advanced skills to make exquisite dishes. Hearing the sound of pots and pans in the kitchen will also stimulate your interest in cooking. Of course, smart kitchen appliances are indispensable for free cooking. With the help of kitchen appliances, cooking is not that difficult. They can help you make a variety of delicious dishes, allowing you to taste the fresh taste of food, and let your tongue and Your taste buds can also get rich and wonderful experiences, allowing you to enjoy your leisure time.
43. In fact, this kind of relaxed, simple and quiet life at home is quite good. No impetuousness, no anxiety, no materialistic desires, no fighting between you and me, a primitive and natural life.
44. One person’s movie, one person’s life, one person’s thoughts, and one person’s thoughts.
45. On a rainy day, enjoy your leisure time at home.
46. After staying at home for a day, I rejected the fitness instructor’s insinuations and took a nap. In the dead of night, I suddenly wanted to go out.
47. It’s been storming all day, so it’s best to stay at home and watch TV dramas.
48. On the fourth day of staying at home...well...a song for myself...
49. Staying at home has been a long time, and the new buds on the willow branches have already sprouted. The fragrance of spring.
50. Staying at home makes you prone to depression. If you go out more, you can jump off buildings, jump into the sea, and crash into cars. There are many choices in life.
51. Today is also very boring. It’s too painful not to go out to play when the weather is so nice.
52. When the light cannot penetrate, when the noise cannot cover the loneliness, that is the deepest loneliness.
53. Someone asked me if I would be bored alone. I said that I would only feel bored when there are many people.
54. I don’t want to wash my hair at all when I’m at home. I haven’t washed my hair or gone out for several days.
55. You say you like to stay at home, and you just like to stay at home during the holidays. The reason is that you have no money. If you don’t have money, you can only stay at home like me.
56. Enjoy the leisure time at home with your head free, quietly basking in the sun alone, it is good and very comfortable.
57. After scrolling through Moments for a while, my friends posted about their travels, parties, food, work, blessings, and insights. Suddenly, I discovered that Moments can be so colorful, making the homebody happy. When I'm at home, I silently envy, envy, and hate turn into a sentence, eat well and have fun, hello everyone
58. Life is so good, there is something to do every day! I find that the older I get, the more I enjoy being at home! Mom said that I have become a guest, and I have to be well entertained when I eat at home occasionally!
59. Cooked a big meal at home
60. It’s not that I don’t want to go out, it’s that I can’t go out because of the special circumstances now.
Sentences to describe yourself as a homebody at home on weekends (a collection of 60 sentences)
Sentences to describe yourself as a homebody at home on weekends (Part 1)
1. The epidemic is serious and you cannot go out, so you can practice cooking at home Art, if you eat well and have strong resistance, you can defeat the disease.
2. Don’t covet the outdoor scenery, just let it sing birds and drifting clouds.
3. I stayed at home and watched two sweet romance movies on a rainy day. I really needed some time alone.
4. On the first day of the holiday, I made breakfast and lunch, cleaned up the balcony, watered the flowers, and assembled the newly purchased flower stand. Then I watched a variety show and checked my phone, planning to go for a run later. ~Staying at home for a whole day is quite fulfilling!
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6. I haven’t been out for several days. I don’t have to be exposed to wind, sun or rain. It’s a bit like working at home. , it’s just a bit tiring.
7. It rains every day, and I can’t go out every day. When I stay at home, I either watch TV or eat fruit. The whole person is getting moldy at home.
8. My roommates always go out of the dormitory on weekends, and they all advise me to get out of bed and walk around...
9. I like to stay at home on weekends, lying in bed and basking in the sun. .
10. After staying at home for a day, when you feel tired, go to the living room for a walk.
11. The cold is so strong that people are huddled up at home and do not want to come out. They are watching TV, surfing the Internet, or chatting with family and friends at home, enjoying the happy holiday leisure time.
12. On the fourth day of staying at home...well...a song for myself...
13. Don't cause trouble to the country, just stay at home quietly, that's it Contribute to the country, happy Valentine's Day, and wish you all good health and longevity!
14. It’s too much trouble to go out. It’s so nice to be at home without makeup or washing your hair.
15. You are bored, and so am I. When we get together, we become a couple.
16. Take a day off and stay at home for a day! It’s really sad to eat popsicles all day without air conditioning!
17. I haven’t gone out for several days. I will take my baby out for a walk at around ten o’clock today! It’s so cool outside! I didn’t even know it was autumn.
18. Me every day: I stayed at home for a day today, let’s go out to play for a while tomorrow and breathe some fresh air! The next day: Stop Liao, stop Liao.
19. If I study hard, nothing can stop me from learning. It's time to retreat again, I haven't been out for several days.
20. No one has an easier life than anyone else. It's just that some people are crying out loud and miserable. But some people grit their teeth silently and force themselves to learn to be strong. Sentences to describe yourself as being a homebody at home on weekends (Part 2)
21. During the epidemic, the rare reunion of a family of three lasted for so long. There was nothing to do at home every day, and the days flew by!
22. I am bored at home and scared to go to work. I hope the epidemic will get better soon and people can live and work in peace and contentment!
23. I feel moldy when I stay at home, so I hope life can give me some surprises.
24. My bed is hot 24 hours a day.
25. On the first day of staying at home, give yourself a home song.
26. Don’t be idle, don’t look coldly; don’t hide your own weakness, don’t expose others’ shortcomings; don’t lose your childishness, don’t show your charming face; don’t laugh at people’s poverty, don’t owe people money; don’t ask for favors , not annoying.
27. A happy weekend with no expiration date, and both appearance and deliciousness are online.
28. There is still a long way to go. You can complain and cry, but you can’t stop and keep going.
29. I can’t go out due to the epidemic. I have nothing to do at home so I want to go shopping on Taobao. I can’t wait to uninstall Taobao.
30. It feels wonderful to stay at home and think a lot quietly, and my cooking skills have made a qualitative leap again.
31. On a rainy weekend, I stay at home and watch dramas. I make delicious chicken feet that I can’t stop eating. It’s so good that I can’t stop eating.
32. I have slept for too long and want to go out for a walk.
33. It is better to lie down and feel comfortable when going out and causing trouble.
34. The reason why boredom is boring is because boredom always makes people think about things they don’t want to think about.
35. I bought a bar of soap downstairs. After taking a shower, I felt really uncomfortable. After a closer look, it turned out that the soap was really annoying.
36. Staying at home in pajamas every day, I wish you peace every year. Although the road ahead is long, you can especially look forward to it.
37. "Zhai" is a state of life or an attitude towards life.
38. I like to stay at home alone, watching the dim lights outside, drinking my own wine, without thinking about anything.
39. Now I have reached the point where I don’t want to go out with my junior high school classmates. I still stay at home so I don’t want to socialize or surf.
40. Staying at home and laughing all the time, even if I am ill. No medication. Sentences to describe yourself as a homebody when you are at home on weekends (Part 3)
41. Staying at home and not wanting to go out. The music starts and the wine starts.
42. When the epidemic is over, will there be a group of mentally ill people who are bored at home and have discovered many of their skills?
43. Staying at home every day will make you either get moldy or go crazy. The happiest time is listening to music, and the singles are repeated on a loop, which makes you cry.
44. I stayed at home for a day, scrolling through my phone, drinking tea, reading and cooking, and the day passed before I knew it!
45. I am so bored and irritable, my children are noisy, there are endless meals to finish and endless housework to take care of. Why has life become like this? Adjust yourself, regulate your life, and calm yourself down.
46. It’s been storming all day, so it’s best to stay at home and watch TV dramas.
47. Aren’t you talking about me? I got a perm a few days before the Chinese New Year. As a result, I couldn’t go out at home every day. I didn’t want to put on makeup or wash my hair.
48. Lonely like a dog. When you stay at home and enjoy your own comfort, all you have to do is spend money and sleep. uh-huh. Sleeping is more suitable for me!
49. I like to stay at home. I watch TV, do housework, and raise flowers every day. I am so happy.
50. The real great state of mind is the tranquility of the soul. Recently, I stayed at home and listened to Master and Senior Sister’s lectures. I slowly settled down all my worries and found a long-lost feeling. I’m so happy!
51. In fact, this kind of relaxed, simple and quiet life at home is quite good. No impetuousness, no anxiety, no materialistic desires, no fighting between you and me, a primitive and natural life.
52. I just want to stay at home this weekend
53. It really doesn’t matter if I’m at home, I can’t go out anyway. The time has come to contribute to the country.
54. It’s cool and rainy, and I haven’t been out for several days. My clothes are getting wet as they hang out, and I can’t go out to buy food. I’m about to eat dirt.
55. I stayed at home for a day this weekend and spent the whole day in a daze.
56. It rained heavily all night last night and it hasn’t stopped yet. Many of today’s plans had to be postponed. Let’s enjoy the rare leisure time at home.
57. There is nothing wrong with staying at home. It is so comfortable to eat and sleep.
58. Mom’s fried crispy pork and fried purple potato balls are a good way to eat at home on days when you can’t go out.
59. In fact, I have been staying at home these days. If I don’t reply immediately when you send a message, it’s probably because I don’t want to pay attention to you.
60. It’s nice to be at home alone! Enjoy your time! Be a happy fat girl. On weekends, I don’t want to go out and just want to stay at home (60 sentences)
On weekends, I don’t want to go out and just want to stay at home. Part 1
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2. A happy weekend with no expiration date, and both appearance and deliciousness are online.
3. It is recommended that you do not always stay in the bedroom, but occasionally go for a walk in the living room, balcony, kitchen and toilet.
4. After scrolling through Moments for a while, my friends posted about their travels, parties, food, work, blessings, and insights. Suddenly, I discovered that Moments can be so colorful, so that I can be a homebody. When I'm at home, I silently envy, envy and hate turn into a sentence, eat well and have fun, hello everyone
5. Boring life, boring self, boring mood, boring thinking.
Boring days tightly bound a boring me.
6. I haven’t gone out for several days. It’s said that it’s very cold outside. I turned on the heater at home and played Hai Xin’s songs all morning. It’s so exciting. I feel like my life has reached a climax.
7. A day spent at home is really exciting. Clean up the dressing table, organize the shopping basket, read a book for a while, do some exercise, watch a movie at night, and have a dream.
8. I have been suffocating at home for too long, so I started to dream, right? I can’t go out during the holidays, so I chose Wangxian for no other reason than that I love to eat dog food.
9. I haven’t worn a bra for more than half a month. I wear pajamas and slippers every day.
10. It’s great to be at home! Enjoy it, you will miss your time at home in the future! Especially when you spend winter away from home, you will miss the summer at home even more. Just like the current season, every year is less and more cherished!
11. I heard that there are people everywhere outside... Please allow me to stay at home for an afternoon, and then I will pack up a goose hotpot and come back!
12. After staying at home for a day, I am suitable for being alone, and I am also suitable for traveling far away from home alone.
13. Continue to stay at home, stay healthy and safe.
14. The eyes of others are not important at all. Just decide your life according to your own preferences. I hope you can live a simple and calm life.
15. Boredom is a state, a shameful state, my favorite state.
16. My roommates always go out of the dormitory for a walk on weekends, and they all advise me to get out of bed and walk around...
17. Why don’t you find a quiet place to count by yourself? Counting brain cells?
18. Not going out on weekends not only saves money and effort, but is also very beautiful
19. How is life when I am bored and irritable, the children are noisy, there are endless meals to cook and endless housework to take care of. It has become like this, adjust yourself, adjust your life, and calm yourself down.
20. I stayed at home for a day, watching movies, playing with cats, practicing piano, eating snacks, and even drawing pictures of Tou Tou. It was a very fulfilling rainy day. Part 2 about people who don’t want to go out and just want to stay at home on weekends
21. I can’t go out at home, so I have to cook to kill time. The stewed mutton is delicious.
22. Lonely people will never say they are lonely, only boring people will look for trouble.
23. I’m bored and have to sleep.
24. Hello everyone, it’s okay if it’s not good. It’s up to you. I’m starting to get bored. What about you?
25. Going out is really troublesome. It feels so good to be at home without makeup or washing your hair.
26. Boredom is a normal phenomenon in life. It is understandable and there is no need to make a fuss.
27. The news only told me to wash hands frequently, but not when to wash my hair and face. I didn’t dare to wash my hands for fear of violating the regulations.
28. Is it because the games are not fun or the TV is not good to watch?
29. Staying at home every day is good
30. Staying at home After a day, I rejected the fitness coach's insinuations and took a nap. In the dead of night, I suddenly wanted to go out for a walk.
31. I used to go to QQ when I was bored, but now it’s so boring to go to QQ.
32. I have been staying at home all day, and I want to go out to see the fallen leaves tomorrow.
33. There is nothing wrong with staying at home.
34. It’s so cold today, very cold, and I’m particularly afraid of the cold. It's been so cold that I haven't dared to go out for several days. I couldn't hold it in anymore, so I got on my little donkey and went out in full gear.
35. I’m not complaining. In fact, I am a person who likes to stay at home. I don’t like running around, but I don’t seem to have anywhere to go.
36. Aren’t you talking about me? I got a perm a few days before the Chinese New Year. As a result, I couldn’t go out at home every day. I didn’t want to put on makeup or wash my hair.
37. Be obedient and stay at home, and protect yourself without suffering any disadvantages.
38. A person is in a good state. He reads when he wants to, sleeps when he is tired, keeps quiet for a while if he doesn’t want to contact anyone, travels or stays at home.
39. It feels wonderful to stay at home and think a lot quietly, and my cooking skills have made a qualitative leap again.
40. I stayed at home and watched two sweet romance movies on a rainy day. I really needed some time alone. Chapter 3 about people who don’t want to go out and just want to stay at home on weekends
41. Staying at home opens a window to life.
42. Finally discovered the two types of people who are the best liars in the world. One is the wealthy person: Oops, I really have no money; the other is the academic master: Oops, I am really confused about this question!
43. Life is your own, and safety and health need to be maintained by everyone.
44. I’m at home and can’t go out for a walk. It’s so boring. I make rice bugs at home and act like a pig.
45. Many people like lazy time. There is no pressure or worries. They can rest freely without caring about other people’s opinions. They can do what they like in a free state. matter. However, it may be difficult to enjoy a lazy time outside. There are vehicles coming and going outside, and all kinds of noise and noise, making it difficult to calm down and make time quiet and leisurely. But it's different at home. It's a wonderful experience to close the doors and windows, isolate the noise from the outside, not accept any interruptions, and enjoy a quiet time alone. The warm environment and warm atmosphere at home make it easy for people to immerse themselves in it. Enjoying a good life at home can also lead to more happiness. Although the space at home is not as big as outside, and there are not as many things that can be done outside, there is an exclusive world at home. In their own little nests, people can be more free and do many things they like to do. . For example, when you are in a bad mood, you can take a good nap at home and you will forget a lot of your worries when you wake up. Or when you feel bored, you can also tease your pets at home and play happily with them.
46. I don’t want to go out to play at all! Staying at home like this every day is simply an ideal life!
47. The countryside is sparsely populated, the air is fresh, and it is very quiet. We stayed at home as usual and didn't feel any different.
48. Nowadays, staying at home for entertainment is really saving money. Internet fee + electricity fee, plus a film and television membership fee at most, can be done for a few hundred yuan a month. In the future, people who stay at home will become more and more expensive. Come more and more.
49. The weather outside is so nice, I want to go out for a walk, otherwise I will get moldy if I stay at home any longer.
50. It’s finally a holiday, and I’ve been staying at home since I returned home.
51. Every time there is a holiday, there will be two factions like this. Some people want to go out and play, and some people want to stay at home. I am caught in the middle. It’s really enough. Got it!
52. Staying at home, in addition to cooking, I have ordered hot pot takeout twice!
53. Stay at home all day, light a candle, and start working.
54. As I am about to reach middle age, I feel comfortable all over my body after staying at home for a day.
55. The mind is extremely empty and the spirit is very boring.
56. Keep those boring vows to yourself.
57. I feel very happy when I stay at home during the holidays, pet cats, lie down and watch TV shows, and sleep. Apart from work, what do you think is the most exciting part of your life?
58. The leaves were still green last time I went out, but it was snowing when I went out again.
59. When you are bored, you can Baidu Relaxing Moments
60. Now I just want to go out, drink milk tea, and eat hot pot and barbecue. A humorous saying about staying at home alone on the weekend (selected 60 sentences)
A humorous saying about staying at home alone on the weekend (Part 1)
1. Staying at home makes you more likely to be depressed When you go out for a walk, you can jump off buildings, jump into the sea, and bump into cars. There are many choices in life.
2. I haven’t been out for several days, but the cold air in the evening feels very refreshing. The days and hours surrounding the baby seemed to have stopped, but outside the window the seasons changed and the stars moved around without stopping for a moment.
3. I don’t want to wash my hair at all when I’m at home. I haven’t washed my hair or gone out for several days.
4. It feels so good to be quiet. A tired life requires a gentle dream. After staying at home for a long time, I feel that the days when I was always going out were quite tiring, a different kind of tiredness.
5. It seems that I haven’t gone out for several days. I feel unkempt and I don’t even recognize the street.
6. I don’t want to hate people because this kind of behavior is boring.
7. Daily routine this weekend: eat + sleep + watch dramas.
8. The door handle at grandma’s house is very thick, and there is a noise when opening the door. Later, when I asked, I found out that this is called a rough door.
9. Because you can’t go out, you are disliked at home. That’s it! Anyway, I was disliked and criticized for everything I did.
10. Happy May Day, whether you are working overtime, relaxing on vacation, or staying at home, be happy. I hope everyone can adjust well and welcome the last two thirds of 2019
11. It’s great to be home. I can finally enjoy my life. I always eat poorly when I eat out, and I can’t even think about how delicious I want to eat at home.
12. Me every day: I stayed at home for a day today, let’s go out to play for a while tomorrow and breathe some fresh air! The next day: Stop Liao, stop Liao.
13. Every time there is a holiday, there will be two factions like this. Some people want to go out and play, and some people want to stay at home. I am caught in the middle. It’s really enough. Got it!
14. Don’t use honey traps on me, otherwise I will take advantage of them.
15. I put on makeup for two hours, then took a selfie and took it off.
16. I haven’t gone out for several days, and I feel like my daily routine is out of order again! When it's cold, it's most comfortable to be in bed.
17. It’s been raining and snowing for an hour. Will there be heavy snow relay tomorrow? I haven’t been out for several days, and I’m not happy.
18. Staying at home and not being able to go out, how many days have you not washed your hair? How oily is your hair?
19. It’s still comfortable to live at home! I won’t go out to play during short vacations from now on. It’s crowded outside and I feel comfortable staying at home!
20. The days spent at home are accompanied by books. Humorous talk about staying at home alone on weekends (Part 2)
21. Discovered that the essence of being a dead stay at home is that there is no sense of rest when you go out for an outing. As long as you stay at home and do nothing, you can regain your health
22. If I disappear one day, please remember that I am at home.
23. I haven’t gone out for several days. I only eat and sleep at home every day. Is this bad?
24. After staying at home for a day, I am suitable for being alone, and I am also suitable for traveling far away from home alone.
25. I like to stay at home alone, watching the dim lights outside, drinking my own wine, without thinking about anything.
26. After staying at home for a day, I finally ran out after dark. I planned to eat dandan noodles and barbecue later.
27. During these days at home, the farthest place I have been is the front door of my house.
28. I like this simple and comfortable home life
29. Staying at home every day makes me either get moldy or crazy. The happiest time is listening to music. , and the single is looped, making you cry.
30. There is nothing wrong with staying at home every day.
31. I stayed at home for a day, watching movies, playing with cats, practicing piano, eating snacks, and even drawing pictures of Tou Tou. It was a very fulfilling rainy day.
32. If I study hard, nothing can stop me from learning. It's time to retreat again, I haven't been out for several days.
33. It’s great to be at home! Enjoy it, you will miss your time at home in the future! Especially when spending the winter away from home, you will miss the summer at home even more. Just like the current season, every year is less and more cherished!
34. It rains every day, and I can’t go out every day. When I stay at home, I either watch TV or eat fruit. I feel like I’m getting moldy at home.
35. On the fourth day of staying at home...well...a song for myself...
36. I still have a cold, so I want to go out and get some fresh air. Staying at home is getting moldy, and I miss the warm sunshine so much.
37. Your friends always advise you not to stay at home all the time. It’s ridiculous that you can’t find a partner. Do you think you can find someone just by going out to play?
38. The chickens at home have beards. When cut open, they are hollow and cool to the touch. It turns out that the chickens with empty beards are cold to the touch.
39. Stay at home and live the simplest primitive life.
40. Everyone has his or her own protector. Only when you don’t trust yourself can you give your life to you. Humorous remarks about staying at home alone on weekends (Part 3)
41. Drinking tea is a very good way to slow down and take a rest. No matter how tiring you are in life, you just need to sit down and quietly sip a cup of tea. Anyway, in the current epidemic situation, it relieves boredom, nourishes the body and improves immunity.
42. Today is also a moldy day to stay at home. It rains every day in Ningbo, which makes people irritated. I want to go out and swim.
43. After staying at home for more than a week, the sun finally came out. I was too bored to go out and could only take pictures.
44. I always feel that my personality is not suitable for working and is only suitable for getting a salary.
45. I hope this beautiful day can last for a few more days
46. Maybe we won’t meet again for a long time, but is it important? Slowly wave goodbye, It's enough to turn around with a smile and leave no regrets for yourself, isn't it?
47. It rained all day, and it really didn't stop. I stayed at home all day and ate one day.
48. After staying at home for a day, I rejected the fitness instructor’s insinuations and took a nap. In the dead of night, I suddenly wanted to go out.
49. I will be at home for the next week, I can’t believe it! Enjoy your leisure time alone!
50. The weather is so nice today that I can’t go out while listening to the village radio at home.
51. Lying at home every day is more tiring than working, and I still have insomnia at night.
52. Stay at home during the Spring Festival this year, don’t go out or visit! We accompany our daughter to study and play with her! When the kids are asleep, let’s watch a movie together!
53. I have been suffocating at home for too long, so I started to dream, right? I can’t go out during the holidays, so I chose Wangxian for no other reason than that I love to eat dog food.
54. Why don’t you find a quiet place and count your brain cells by yourself?
55. You don’t need to play with your phone too much, just let the day pass.
56. I have no objection to the order to stay at home. I have made plans to study very early. This quiet first month has made me full of achievements.
57. I suddenly want to eat in the middle of the night! Staying at home all day is tiring! You can't do anything you want! Angry!
58. When the light cannot penetrate, when the noise cannot cover the loneliness, that is the deepest loneliness.
59. I like to stay at home. I watch TV, do housework, and raise flowers every day. I am so happy.
60. Either you are extremely busy all day long, or you stay at home and get moldy. This is really polarizing.
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