What do you mean by frying three small yellow croaker?

According to legend, a long time ago, there was no stone in the head of yellow croaker, and it would not mumble; The fish's mouth is not biased, and its real name is long-necked fish. They all live in the East China Sea, and they are very close.

May 13 this year is the birthday of the East China Sea Dragon King. Elves from all walks of life and Sifang Aquarium came to celebrate their birthday with precious gifts, and yellow croaker and long-necked fish also presented precious gifts. 13, the Dragon Palace in the East China Sea was decorated with red leaves and green flowers, and the golden light was dazzling. Gifts piled up into mountains, delicacies, jewels and jade articles filled the table. At the banquet, there were all kinds of wine and delicacies, the ladies in the palace sang and danced, and the sound of bagpipes and flutes was endless. The old dragon king smiled happily. He drank 99.8 1 bowl of good wine, and drunkenly said to Nuling, "Four generals drink eight more bowls to help me get drunk!" Fish, turtles, shrimps and crabs are fighting with each other and getting drunk. Only General Flying Crab knows. In order to please the Dragon King, he said loudly, "Marshal, general and Sifang Shui people, why don't you take this opportunity today to have a martial arts competition to wish the holy family a long life!" As soon as the voice fell, the elves immediately applauded. The first to go to the end were Marshal Turtle and General Shrimp. They drank too much. Marshal turtle flapped his wings and rolled back and forth. The general shrimp slammed a gun, and the two did not give in. The more fierce the Vietnam War, cheers came from the palace. Then all the elves also presented their art. At this time, Sharkticon leaned down and said to the yellow croaker and the long-necked fish, "Brothers, it's your turn to perform next!" They were dazzled when Sharkticon suddenly shouted at them. You look at me, I look at you. After a long time, he said, "Our martial arts are average, and we dare not make a fool of ourselves." The fangs eel chimed in, "You two really can't. See who runs faster! " All aquatic animals also shouted, "Come on, come and run five times here to see who can run fast!" " "Long-necked fish and yellow croaker are encouraged by the big guys, and their hearts are alive. They all want to compete with each other. Fortunately, they can throw their weight around in front of the dragon king and the aquarium, and when they are done, they can be regarded as officials. But they are friends and don't want to hurt their feelings. The yellow croaker said humbly, "Brother, you run first, and I'll catch up with you later. "When the long-necked fish listens to anger, it feels that the yellow croaker is really not friendly enough. Isn't this poor me? It said to the yellow croaker with a straight face, "You'd better run first, I'm not slower than you!" " "Yellow croaker thought, this is not a big joke! You have been running on the ground, and the bottom of the sea is up and down, so you can't practice any good kung fu. And I can run in mid-air, the sea is wide and the fish jumps. You are no match for me. Thinking of this, I turned to the long-necked fish and said, "Let's run together, and I'll let you go with my eyes closed." The long-necked fish thought, this yellow croaker is too careless. At this time, the dragon king and other aquatic animals were impatient, and Marshal Tortoise came out to speak: "OK, the yellow croaker closes his eyes and you two run together!" " All the aquatic animals shouted, "OK! Ok! " In this way, the yellow croaker and the long-necked fish started to race together with their eyes closed. After two turns, the yellow croaker ran to the front, and the long-necked fish fanned with black sand and was left behind breathless. The yellow croaker was happy and thought, "I wanted you to run first, but I didn't know if you were good or bad, so I closed my eyes and left you half a circle!" "Hey, hey, lose your ugliness! See how I dumped you in the last three laps ... "He closed his eyes and rampaged up and down. Suddenly he heard a bang and hit a rock. Two pieces of gravel plunged into his head, making him grin and growl with pain. The long-necked fish caught up with him and laughed and laughed, and soon his mouth was crooked. At the banquet, the two talked and laughed, adding three points of fun. The dragon king grabbed the glass and took a long drink, sprayed it on the yellow fish head, and the bleeding stopped. Two pieces of gravel turned white and the wound became bigger and bigger. The dragon king said, "Leave these two white rubble in your head!" " He turned around and said to the long-necked fish, "You are gloating, and your mouth is crooked. From now on, call it a fish! " They were both bored, so they slipped out quickly.