Who has a funny topic? For example, one day Xiao Shao and Haha went to play in the street, and a big truck pinned Haha down. Xiao Shao said sadly, Haha, you are dead. The question should be answered.

Super cold joke+super cold brain teaser ℡&Who will come to me?

Brainstorm:

1. What color is celery shit?

Yellow! Because Qin Shihuang (Qin Shihuang)

Four people were reported to be playing mahjong, and the police came to arrest them. Why did they bring five people (people who didn't bring the report)?

Because four people are playing a mahjong.

3. What line does the monkey dislike?

Parallel lines! Because there is no intersection (banana)

If there is a car, the driver is a prince and the passenger is a princess, whose car is it?

Yes, because if there is a car.

5. A man and a woman were telling jokes at the seaside, and both died. Why?

They drowned because of the tsunami (the sea laughed)

6. blue gun and blue knife, make an idiom

Inviolability (invulnerability)

7. Book 11, play an idiom

Unbelievable (Book XI)

8. Who will be eliminated most when wolves, tigers and lions play games?

Wolf! Because of Momotaro.

9. Who is dumb, the sun/moon or the stars?

Stars! Because the movie sings like this: "The stars in the sky don't talk!"

10. How to make sparrows quiet?

Press it! Because ducks and finches are silent.

1 1. The coffee cup and the glass crossed the road together. Someone said: Here comes the bus! "Why was the glass killed and the coffee cup not?

Because the glass has no ears, but the coffee cup has!

12. Who gave it to you?

It is "Aha", because Andy Lau sang like this: Aha! Give me a cup of forgetful water! "

Cold joke:

1. Michelin went to a school to recruit new people. The interview question is: Why did a bird stand on a 20-meter-high telephone pole and die without electricity? The whole school only accepts students for life. His answer is that the bird is wearing Michelin rubber shoes!

2. There is a story, the beginning is horrible, the middle is funny and the end is tragic: once upon a time, there was a ghost who farted and died!

Now the phone is pressed, but in the past, the phone was dialed with your finger in the digital hole. Xiao Ming was used to dial at that time. His home phone number is 444 4444, and people often dial the wrong number. One day, Xiao Ming received a phone call from a woman. She said to Xiao Ming, can you call 1 10 for help? Xiao Ming asked, why don't you call yourself? Xiao Ming hung up in fear, but the phone kept calling. Xiao Ming had no choice but to answer again. The woman asked him for help again and said, please, my finger is stuck in the cell phone hole of 4!

Two tomatoes crossed the road and a truck sped by. A tomato failed to escape and was squashed. Another tomato pointed to the squashed tomato and smiled. Wow haha ~ ~ ~ ketchup!

5. There is a duck named Xiao Huang. One day, it was hit by a car. With a loud cry, it turned into a cucumber!

6. One day, a matchstick itched, so I scratched my head hard, and it killed me and caught fire.

Unfortunately, a college student was caught by the enemy, who tied him to a telephone pole and said loudly, Speak! Where are you from? I'll electrocute you if you don't tell me! "College students said a words, was electrocuted! He said, "I'm from TV University! "

8. A fire broke out in the forest. After three days and nights of rescue, the fire was put out, but the diver's body was found. In order to put out the fire comprehensively and effectively, seawater was extracted and divers were pulled!

1. Xiao Bai looks like his brother. Do you know why?

Because the truth is out! (It's really like Dabai)

2. What is the number of four fingers?

four

3. How many fingers are bent?

Wonderful (bend four)

4. Which historical figure should be beaten the most?

Su Wu! (Because there is a saying that Suwu shepherd is in Beihai-Suwu shepherd was hit by the sea)

5. What's the difference between falling from the 20th floor and falling from the 2nd floor?

Falling from the 20th floor is-"Ah ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~!" Bang! ! !

Falling from the second floor is-bang! ! Ah! !

This is the difference between screaming and crashing!

6. There are 26 letters ABC ~ ~ ~ Z, E and T. How many letters are left?

And 2 1! Because ET is an alien, it will drive away UFOs after leaving!

7. When is the most expensive time to buy Yuanxiao in a year?

Spring! Because the Spring Festival Evening is worth 1000 yuan at a time!

8. What animal is the most popular in the zoo?

Zebra! Because it is black and white.

9. Who is Amy's mother?

Flowers! Because peanuts

10. Who is Mi's father?

Sea! Because the flowers on the sea

1 1. Who is Mi's grandmother?

Pen! Because wonderful pen makes flowers.

12. Is it sleeping that has a crush on Mi's mother?

Butterfly! Because discs love flowers.

13. How did Sister Lin die?

Fell dead! Because a sister Lin fell from the sky

14. Where were you when you surpassed the second place?

Or second place.

15. Sheep don't breathe. Type an idiom.

Hold your head high (the sheep is not breathing)

16. There is a green ghost and a red ghost. The green ghost will be killed by one bullet and the red ghost will be killed by two bullets. How to shoot a green ghost and a red ghost with two bullets?

Shoot the green ghost first, and then use the bullet when the red ghost turns blue.

17 There are ten sheep, nine in the sheepfold and one in the pigsty. Play an idiom.

Cadence (one sheep squats wrong)

18. which city in China has been without signal?

Ningbo! Because the number you dialed (Ningbo) is temporarily unavailable.

19. A fat man fell from a tall building. What happened afterwards?

Fat bastard

20. What became when Kirin flew to the South Pole?

ice cream

2 1. Who played Chopin's serenade?

Winnie the Pooh! Because Jay Chou sang like this: Play Chopin's serenade for you (Winnie) to commemorate my dead love.

22. What did the radish become when it was drunk?

carrot

23. What sword is transparent?

Can't see the sword (see)

24. What flower has no children?

Mayflower! Because Mayflower toilet paper (unborn)

25. Where is the most paper?

Forbidden city (paper towel city)

26. How much does this star weigh?

Eight grams! Because Starbuck.

27. What flower has no strength?

Jasmine, because there is a saying: what a beautiful (powerless) jasmine.

28. A lady divorced several times and played an idiom.

Give up all previous jobs.

29. After the failure of heart exchange surgery, the doctor asked the patient what last words he wanted to confess. Guess what he would say?

You don't know my heart

30. Why do black people like to eat white chocolate?

Afraid of eating fingers

3 1. Don't fall into the toilet. Type an idiom.

opportunity knocks but once; the chance may never come again; now or never; there is no time like the present

32. What do you call a woman who is afraid of losing her shape and not having children after marriage?

An incomparably beautiful woman

Between 33.30 and 50, which number is worse than bear shit?

40! Because facts speak louder than words (bear dung)

1. Something happened to the red bean cake. The last sentence before dying was: "Ah, I originally packed red bean paste, not red bean stuffing!"

2. Two young people were waiting for the bus in the middle of the night. It was a long time before one came, flashing lights, and the speed was very slow! After the bus stopped, a young man jumped on the bus, but there was no one, no passengers, no driver and no conductor on the bus, but the bus was moving forward! He jumped out of the car and said to another young man, "There is a ghost!" Another young man pointed to the back of the car. It turns out that all the passengers, drivers and ticket sellers are pushing carts!

The first thing he said after seeing a ghost, the ghost was speechless.

One day I got up in the middle of the night to go to the toilet, and suddenly I saw a transparent object flashing left and right. I asked, "Is it a ghost?" The ghost said, "Yes." I said, "What's the QQ number?" ~ ~ ghosts are speechless!

One day I got up in the middle of the night to go to the toilet, and suddenly I saw a transparent object flashing left and right. I asked, "Is it a ghost?" The ghost said, "Yes." I said, "Have you passed the fourth grade?" ~ ~ ~ ghosts are speechless!

One day I got up in the middle of the night to go to the toilet, and suddenly I saw a transparent object flashing left and right. I asked, "Is it a ghost?" The ghost said, "Yes." I said, "What are you looking at? I have never seen a beautiful woman! " ~ ~ ~ ghosts are speechless!

A man asked: a rooster and a hen, guess three words.

One person replied: I don't know.

Another man said: two chickens! Next: a rooster and a hen. Guess five words. "

"Still don't know"

"Or two chickens."

"Next: A rooster and a hen, type seven words."

"I still don't know."

"Idiot! Or two chickens! "

Xiaoming is afraid of the dark because he is afraid of ghosts. One day, he thought of a way to turn himself into a ghost, so don't be afraid! He killed himself!

6. Starving alone in the desert! Suddenly picked up the magic lamp! Magic lamp: "I can grant you a wish." Hurry up, I'm in a hurry! " "The man said with difficulty," I want the old woman to look at him disdainfully: "I'm dying, and I'm still so horny!" Disappeared after summoning a beautiful woman! The man said painfully, "cake ~ ~!"

7. A man's girlfriend said to him before she died, "You help me clean the blood on my clothes before dusk, or I will come to you when I become a spectre." The man was so scared that he hurried to a Taoist priest for help! The Taoist said, "Then wash your clothes!" He rushed back to wash clothes, but he couldn't clean them. Until dusk, her girlfriend wore pajamas full of blood and stared at him with a ferocious face and asked, "Do you know why you can't wash them clean?" He was too scared to say a word, and his girlfriend continued, "Because you are useless to Diao brand washing powder!" " Brainstorm:

1. What color is celery shit?

Yellow! Because Qin Shihuang (Qin Shihuang)

Four people were reported to be playing mahjong, and the police came to arrest them. Why did they bring five people (people who didn't bring the report)?

Because four people are playing a mahjong.

3. What line does the monkey dislike?

Parallel lines! Because there is no intersection (banana)

If there is a car, the driver is a prince and the passenger is a princess, whose car is it?

Yes, because if there is a car.

5. A man and a woman were telling jokes at the seaside, and both died. Why?

They drowned because of the tsunami (the sea laughed)

6. blue gun and blue knife, make an idiom

Inviolability (invulnerability)

7. Book 11, play an idiom

Unbelievable (Book XI)

8. Who will be eliminated most when wolves, tigers and lions play games?

Wolf! Because of Momotaro.

9. Who is dumb, the sun/moon or the stars?

Stars! Because the movie sings like this: "The stars in the sky don't talk!"

10. How to make sparrows quiet?

Press it! Because ducks and finches are silent.

1 1. The coffee cup and the glass crossed the road together. Someone said: Here comes the bus! "Why was the glass killed and the coffee cup not?

Because the glass has no ears, but the coffee cup has!

12. Who gave it to you?

It is "Aha", because Andy Lau sang like this: Aha! Give me a cup of forgetful water! "

Cold joke:

1. Michelin went to a school to recruit new people. The interview question is: Why did a bird stand on a 20-meter-high telephone pole and die without electricity? The whole school only accepts students for life. His answer is that the bird is wearing Michelin rubber shoes!

2. There is a story, the beginning is horrible, the middle is funny and the end is tragic: once upon a time, there was a ghost who farted and died!

Now the phone is pressed, but in the past, the phone was dialed with your finger in the digital hole. Xiao Ming was used to dial at that time. His home phone number is 444 4444, and people often dial the wrong number. One day, Xiao Ming received a phone call from a woman. She said to Xiao Ming, can you call 1 10 for help? Xiao Ming asked, why don't you call yourself? Xiao Ming hung up in fear, but the phone kept calling. Xiao Ming had no choice but to answer again. The woman asked him for help again and said, please, my finger is stuck in the cell phone hole of 4!

Two tomatoes crossed the road and a truck sped by. A tomato failed to escape and was squashed. Another tomato pointed to the squashed tomato and smiled. Wow haha ~ ~ ~ ketchup!

5. There is a duck named Xiao Huang. One day, it was hit by a car. With a loud cry, it turned into a cucumber!

6. One day, a matchstick itched, so I scratched my head hard, and it killed me and caught fire.

7. A college student was unfortunately caught by the enemy. The enemy tied him to a telephone pole and said loudly, Speak! Where are you from? I'll electrocute you if you don't tell me! "College students said a words, was electrocuted! He said, "I'm from TV University! "

8. A fire broke out in the forest. After three days and nights of rescue, the fire was put out, but the diver's body was found. In order to put out the fire comprehensively and effectively, seawater was extracted and divers were pulled!

1. Xiao Bai looks like his brother. Do you know why?

Because the truth is out! (It's really like Dabai)

2. What is the number of four fingers?

four

3. How many fingers are bent?

Wonderful (bend four)

4. Which historical figure should be beaten the most?

Su Wu! (Because there is a saying that Suwu shepherd is in Beihai-Suwu shepherd was hit by the sea)

5. What's the difference between falling from the 20th floor and falling from the 2nd floor?

Falling from the 20th floor is-"Ah ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~!" Bang! ! !

Falling from the second floor is-bang! ! Ah! !

This is the difference between screaming and crashing!

6. There are 26 letters ABC ~ ~ ~ Z, E and T. How many letters are left?

And 2 1! Because ET is an alien, it will drive away UFOs after leaving!

7. When is the most expensive time to buy Yuanxiao in a year?

Spring! Because the Spring Festival Evening is worth 1000 yuan at a time!

8. What animal is the most popular in the zoo?

Zebra! Because it is black and white.

9. Who is Amy's mother?

Flowers! Because peanuts

10. Who is Mi's father?

Sea! Because the flowers on the sea

1 1. Who is Mi's grandmother?

Pen! Because wonderful pen makes flowers.

12. Is it sleeping that has a crush on Mi's mother?

Butterfly! Because discs love flowers.

13. How did Sister Lin die?

Fell dead! Because a sister Lin fell from the sky

14. Where were you when you surpassed the second place?

Or second place.

15. Sheep don't breathe. Type an idiom.

Hold your head high (the sheep is not breathing)

16. There is a green ghost and a red ghost. The green ghost will be killed by one bullet and the red ghost will be killed by two bullets. How to shoot a green ghost and a red ghost with two bullets?

Shoot the green ghost first, and then use the bullet when the red ghost turns blue.

17 There are ten sheep, nine in the sheepfold and one in the pigsty. Play an idiom.

Cadence (one sheep squats wrong)

18. which city in China has been without signal?

Ningbo! Because the number you dialed (Ningbo) is temporarily unavailable.

19. A fat man fell from a tall building. What happened afterwards?

Fat bastard

20. What became when Kirin flew to the South Pole?

ice cream

2 1. Who played Chopin's serenade?

Winnie the Pooh! Because Jay Chou sang like this: Play Chopin's serenade for you (Winnie) to commemorate my dead love.

22. What did the radish become when it was drunk?

carrot

23. What sword is transparent?

Can't see the sword (see)

24. What flower has no children?

Mayflower! Because Mayflower toilet paper (unborn)

25. Where is the most paper?

Forbidden city (paper towel city)

26. How much does this star weigh?

Eight grams! Because Starbuck.

27. What flower has no strength?

Jasmine, because there is a saying: what a beautiful (powerless) jasmine.

28. A lady divorced several times and played an idiom.

Give up all previous jobs.

29. After the failure of heart exchange surgery, the doctor asked the patient what last words he wanted to confess. Guess what he would say?

You don't know my heart

30. Why do black people like to eat white chocolate?

Afraid of eating fingers

3 1. Don't fall into the toilet. Type an idiom.

opportunity knocks but once; the chance may never come again; now or never; there is no time like the present

32. What do you call a woman who is afraid of losing her shape and not having children after marriage?

An incomparably beautiful woman

Between 33.30 and 50, which number is worse than bear shit?

40! Because facts speak louder than words (bear dung)

1. Something happened to the red bean cake. The last sentence before dying was: "Ah, I originally packed red bean paste, not red bean stuffing!"

2. Two young people were waiting for the bus in the middle of the night. It was a long time before one came, flashing lights, and the speed was very slow! After the bus stopped, a young man jumped on the bus, but there was no one, no passengers, no driver and no conductor on the bus, but the bus was moving forward! He jumped out of the car and said to another young man, "There is a ghost!" Another young man pointed to the back of the car. It turns out that all the passengers, drivers and ticket sellers are pushing carts!

The first thing he said after seeing a ghost, the ghost was speechless.

One day I got up in the middle of the night to go to the toilet, and suddenly I saw a transparent object flashing left and right. I asked, "Is it a ghost?" The ghost said, "Yes." I said, "What's the QQ number?" ~ ~ ghosts are speechless!

One day I got up in the middle of the night to go to the toilet, and suddenly I saw a transparent object flashing left and right. I asked, "Is it a ghost?" The ghost said, "Yes." I said, "Have you passed the fourth grade?" ~ ~ ~ ghosts are speechless!

One day I got up in the middle of the night to go to the toilet, and suddenly I saw a transparent object flashing left and right. I asked, "Is it a ghost?" The ghost said, "Yes." I said, "What are you looking at? I have never seen a beautiful woman! " ~ ~ ~ ghosts are speechless!

A man asked: a rooster and a hen, guess three words.

One person replied: I don't know.

Another man said: two chickens! Next: a rooster and a hen. Guess five words. "

"Still don't know"

"Or two chickens."

"Next: A rooster and a hen, type seven words."

"I still don't know."

"Idiot! Or two chickens! "

Xiaoming is afraid of the dark because he is afraid of ghosts. One day, he thought of a way to turn himself into a ghost, so don't be afraid! He killed himself!

6. Starving alone in the desert! Suddenly picked up the magic lamp! Magic lamp: "I can grant you a wish." Hurry up, I'm in a hurry! " "The man said with difficulty," I want the old woman to look at him disdainfully: "I'm dying, and I'm still so horny!" Disappeared after summoning a beautiful woman! The man said painfully, "cake ~ ~!"

7. A man's girlfriend said to him before she died, "You help me clean the blood on my clothes before dusk, or I will come to you when I become a spectre." The man was so scared that he hurried to a Taoist priest for help! The Taoist said, "Then wash your clothes!" He rushed back to wash clothes, but he couldn't clean them. Until dusk, his girlfriend wore bloody pajamas and stared at him with a ferocious face and asked, "Do you know why you can't wash it clean?" He was too scared to say a word, and his girlfriend continued, "Because you are useless to Diao brand washing powder!" "