Shang Chao jokes.

Jewish business and professional philosophy.

1, who is the saint? He who learns from everyone is a saint. Who is the hero? He who conquers desire is a hero. Who is the rich man? He who is satisfied with himself is rich. Who is a respectable person? People who respect others are respected.

2. Sages have seven virtues: first, don't teach others to swim; Second, they don't interrupt others; Third, they are in no hurry to achieve success; Fourth, questions should be targeted; Fifth, the answer should be reasonable; Sixth, the conversation should begin and end; Seventh, they should be based on reality.

Don't be conceited before you die. If you can't stand in the position of others, don't jump to judgment. Don't comment on things you don't know.

Everything is predictable, and you have the freedom to choose. You know, the world is divided by love.

5. "Yours is yours, mine is mine" is what mortals say:

"What is mine is yours, and what is yours is mine" is the words of an ignorant person;

"mine is yours, yours is yours" is the sage's words;

"What is mine is mine, and what is yours is mine" is also said by the sage.

Second, money is a gift from God.

1, 2000 years ago, when the sages of China were still advocating "gentlemen" and "sacrificing their lives for righteousness" and trying to show that they were gentlemen rather than villains, they avoided the words "profit" and "money". Rabbis in Judaism have already begun to educate their compatriots that "money is not evil, money is God's blessing to people", "Bible radiates light, money radiates warmth" and "the body lives by the heart, and the heart lives by the wallet". In short, in the eyes of Jews, money is a tool of life, and we should strive to have it. Money is a symbol of success and a tool to realize the value of life. No money, not even a gift from God. So "money is a blessing to a better life and a gift from people to God".

2. Borrowing money from Jews (a joke)

Ivan wanted to drink, so he borrowed a silver coin from a Jew in the village. They discussed the terms: Ivan will pay twice as much money next spring, and at the same time, he will use the axe as collateral. Ivan was about to leave when the Jews stopped him: "Ivan, wait a minute." I remember one thing. It is difficult for you to collect two silver coins before next spring. Wouldn't it be better if you paid half now? " This made Ivan understand. He returned the silver coin, thought for a while on the road, and then said to himself, "Strange, the silver coin is gone, the axe is gone, and I still owe a silver coin-that Jew is quite reasonable."

3. American writer Saul Bellow said: Money is the only sunshine for Jews, and it shines where it shines.

In addition, for Jews, money can give them dignity, status, enviable lifestyle, compliments from people and the right to speak. For Jews, money can make the ruling authorities realize the value of this weak nation to themselves, thus avoiding framing and killing, and enabling Jews to survive and reproduce.

5. Tips for entrepreneurs and investors in China: In the long run, what matters is not how much money you earn, but how much money you can keep and how long you can stay.

3. Who controls America?

1, some people say that the United States controls the world and the Jews control the United States. No matter whether this statement is praise or derogatory, envy or jealousy, the facts are hard to deny. All the money in the world is in the pockets of Americans, and all American money is in the pockets of Jews.

2. Of the 654.38+04 million Jews in the world, there are 5.8 million in the United States and only 4.6 million in the State of Israel.

3. It is conceivable that American politicians don't bow and scrape in the face of American Jews holding banknotes in their left hand and votes in their right hand, which is very strange.

Fourth, the principle of "interests, let the other side think for themselves".

Fifth, the law of "blind light".

A man can't see his fingers at night and sees a man coming across the street with a lantern. Looking closer, he was blind and asked the blind man, "Why?" The blind man said, "I walk with a lamp so that you can see me."

Six, "borrowing resources management" rules

William Ligson, a Jewish economist, said: Everything can be borrowed, from capital, talents, technology to wisdom. The world is ready for all the resources you need. All you have to do is collect them and combine them organically with wisdom.

Seven, the risk law

Eight, "woman and mouth" rule

1, the secret of Jewish business skills is to focus on two major sources of income: ladies and mouths.

Women are the actual owners of money, and the common law of human beings is that money surrounds women. Men are the center of the world, and women are the center of men. Men always turn around to please women. Once a man gets married, a woman becomes the finance minister of the family. So men have been making money all their lives, and women have been spending money. The Jewish conclusion is: men make money, and it is difficult to earn their money! Women spend a lot of money, and it's easy to make their money!

Another source of wealth for Jewish businessmen is people's mouths. It can be said that the mouth is a bottomless pit of consumption. Today, there are more than 5 billion "bottomless pits" on the earth, and the market potential is very, very great.

Nine, "try a few steps" rule

As far as you can imagine the future development, you can succeed.

X. the rule of "smelling of the rich"

If you keep in touch with the rich, you have a chance to become rich.

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Money is in the hands of rich people, so if we want to make money from rich people, we can make money quickly and make a lot of money. This is the management philosophy of Jewish businessmen, which comes from their view of the world.

Twelve, "seize the money in the information" rule

Information is the decisive force of this era, and information is the guide of wealth. Having information in time is equal to having wealth.

Thirteen. Comparison between China Businessmen and Jewish Businessmen

1, business skills

Shang Chao: Very skillful, and more of a continuation of experience.

Zheshang: The management mode is simple, and formal skills are not emphasized.

Shanxi Merchants: Good at Financial Management

Huizhou merchants: relatively stable.

Jewish Businessman: Good at using government and national policies.

2. Early entrepreneurial mentality

Shang Chao: Dare to fight and rush.

Zheshang: Dare to take risks and make trouble.

Shanxi merchants: hard work

Huizhou merchants: flexible and changeable

Jewish Businessmen: Thrift and Wealth Collection

3, stay in the middle and late stage mentality.

Tide merchants: management tends to be conservative

Zhejiang businessmen: adhere to a sound management style.

Shanxi Merchants: Insist on Steady Style and tend to be conservative.

Huizhou merchants: I like to abandon business and go into politics.

Jewish businessman: cautious, but always looking for new business opportunities.

4. Attitude towards learning

Tide merchants: not good at relearning, especially don't like theoretical knowledge and value practical concepts.

Shanxi merchants: I am also eager to learn, but I am more practical.

Huizhou merchants: good at learning, both Confucianism and merchants are involved.

Jewish Businessman: It has always paid attention to learning, and it is the nation with the lowest illiteracy rate in the world.

Fourteen, Jewish employment skills

What is heaven? British policeman, French chef, German mechanic, Swiss secretary, Italian lover.

What is it? Germans are policemen, Britons are cooks, French repair cars, Italians are secretaries and Swiss are lovers.

The same group of people, in different positions, will bring different results. This also applies to enterprises. For enterprises, anyone can use it. As long as they give full play to their talents, enterprises can become paradise. Further research shows that only when people know who they are first can they treat themselves and others objectively, be in the right position when they are hired and employed, and be harmonious, smooth and happy.

Fifteen, the ten laws of Jewish success

1. Value wisdom over knowledge.

2. Keep learning throughout your life.

Money can be taken away, but knowledge will not be taken away.

4. See adversity as opportunity.

5. Pay more attention to time than money.

If you hate authority, you won't be an authority.

7. laugh.

8. Listening to others is twice as long as you are talking.

9. Keep a different position from others.

10. Start with something that doesn't require funds.

16. Education is the foundation of wealth creation.

1. Jews love books and reading in order to seek knowledge and increase their wisdom. Tessa, a Jew, once taught Jews that a person who has read a lot of books may still be a "mule carrying books" if he can't use the knowledge in the books.

According to Jewish statistics, a high school student earns 654.38 million dollars more than a junior high school student. A college student earns 250,000 dollars more than a junior high school student. As early as 1 1 century, Jews had already eliminated illiteracy, and most Christians in Europe were illiterate at that time. Therefore, in modern history, the Jewish people are full of talents and the stars are bright. The most important factor of Israel's economic prosperity is having a large number of high-quality talents. Therefore, if you want to have wealth, you must first have knowledge.

Seventeen. the talmud

1, Talmud is an encyclopedia of Jewish law, with all-encompassing contents (fair competition, legal profit and fair price, the book is divided into 24 parts, with about 3 million words), which guides Jews in their work, business, life, study and thinking. Talmud Sutra was written by 2000 scholars after nearly 1500 years of discussion and research. It is the crystallization of the wisdom of many Jewish scholars. You can agree with this scholar or disagree with another scholar. It is the gene bank of Jewish national wisdom and Jewish business wisdom.

2. According to the experience of many Jewish tycoons, as long as they can understand the five sentences in the Talmud, they will certainly achieve great things. The Jewish nation is called "a nation with one book", which shows that the Talmud has become an inseparable part of the Jews and is their soul and heart.

Eighteen. Jewish rabbi

Jews are closely linked on the cornerstone of Judaism, with Rabbi as the center of autonomy, and have been separated for two thousand years.

Nineteen, "master your own destiny" rule

Only believing in yourself is the basis of forming independent consciousness, so Jews can survive tenaciously in any environment. At the same time, this way that only I can trust makes Jews seldom cheated. Independence is the first step to change your destiny, and the most important thing for you is to constantly strive for self-improvement.

Jews regard every business as the first time and contact with people as the first time, so as to avoid being cheated in the second transaction and losing the benefits gained in the first transaction.

Twenty, "keep the spirit of the contract" rule

According to the Bible, Jews are God's "chosen people". On the eighth day of their birth, Jews should be circumcised as proof of the contract between God and Jews. Therefore, they attach importance to contracts and credibility. The contract is their reason for existence, and if they don't abide by it, there will be disaster. Because honesty is the highest commercial law, the most practical benefits can be obtained by equal trading and fair execution.

XXI. Negotiation Rules and Cases

The following is a classic story widely circulated among Jews.

Someone gave two children an orange. So, the two children quarreled about how to divide the oranges. At this time, the man made a suggestion: one child is responsible for cutting oranges, and the other child chooses oranges first. As a result, the two children each took half an orange and went home happily. When the first child comes home, he digs out the pulp and throws it away. The orange peel is left to be ground and mixed with flour to bake cakes. Another child put the pulp on the juicer to drink the juice, peeled it off and threw it into the trash can.

As can be seen from the above situation, although the two children each got a seemingly fair half, they didn't make the best use of it and didn't get the greatest benefit. This shows that they did not declare their respective interests in advance, which led to the blind pursuit of fairness in form and position, and as a result, the interests of both sides were not maximized in the negotiations.

If two children fully communicate their needs, even if one of them wants to make cakes and drink orange juice, it is only a matter of creating new value. So the child who wanted the whole orange said, "If you give me the whole orange, you don't have to pay back the lollipop you owed me last time." In fact, his teeth are rotten, and his parents stopped him from eating sugar last week. Another child quickly agreed, because he had just asked his parents for 5 yuan money and was going to buy sugar to pay him back. If the two sides negotiate successfully, 5 yuan's money can be used to play games.