Questions and answers on special humor skills

Brainstorming is not only for children to guess, but also for students to get together and get along alone. Brainstorming can often ignite the topic and adjust the atmosphere. Remember those brain teasers we guessed together in those years? I have arranged a special humorous brain teaser for you, I hope you like it.

A particularly humorous brain teaser (selected article) 1. Xiao Wang is a good soldier. While on duty, he clearly saw an enemy touching him quietly. Why did he turn a blind eye? Answer: He is aiming.

Why can frogs jump higher than trees Answer: Trees can't jump.

3. When is four minus one equal to five? Answer: Cut a corner from something with four corners.

The angrier things get, the bigger things get. Answer: temper.

5. What's the difference between chess and Go? Answer: The less you play chess, the more you play Go.

6. A chicken and a goose are put in the refrigerator. The chicken froze to death, but the goose was still alive. Why? Answer: Penguin.

7. Why do doctors wear masks when performing surgery? Answer: I am afraid that others will recognize me.

8. What is the smaller answer than bacteria? Son of bacteria.

9. When you brag about your advantages to others, others will know what your answer is: not dumb.

10. This Roman number represents how to add a number to make it even. Answer: Add before.

Special humorous brain teaser topic (latest) 1. What is the answer that Sleeping Beauty fears most: insomnia.

Xiaoming said to Xiaohua: I can sit where you will never sit! ? Where is he sitting? Answer: Xiaohua's body

3. Which official not only doesn't get paid, but also pays his own money? Answer: The groom has the final say.

4. In today's society, what do most self-employed people live on? Answer: mouth.

An old lady got on the bus. Why didn't anyone give up her seat? Answer: There are empty seats on the bus.

6. What can hold two tigers in one mountain? A: A man and a woman.

7. Where are the big and small places? Answer: the toilet

8. Why does a new sock have a hole? Answer: sock mouth

9. Who is the most disobedient answer: deaf.

10. Nobody has read any books. Answer: gobbledygook.

1 1. foxes are best at confusing men, so all fine men and women are fascinated by the answer: alcohol.

12. Under what circumstances do people cry? Answer: Cremation.

13. There is something that buyers know, sellers know, and only users don't know. What is this? Answer: coffin

14. You don't need to work hard at typing. Answer: doze off

15. Why is a bottle of highly toxic drugs harmless to people? Answer: as long as you don't drink.

16. There is a stick. Is there any way to shorten it, but it is not allowed to be sawed off, broken or shortened? Answer: find a stick longer than it and compare it.

17. When is four minus three equal to five? Answer: Cut a corner from something with four corners.

18. If tomorrow is the end of the world, why do people want to commit suicide today? Answer: find a seat in heaven.

19. What are the benefits of black hair? Answer: Not afraid of tanning.

Depressed Tom jumped into the river, but he couldn't swim and didn't drown. Why? Answer: love.

A particularly humorous brain teaser (classic) 1. Some people say that you can judge the age of a chicken with your teeth. Why? Answer: teeth can chew out the tenderness of meat.

2. What grows a tail at night? Answer: Meteor.

There is an animal that you killed, but shed your own blood. What kind of animal is this? Answer: mosquitoes

4. Where are the big and small places? Answer: the toilet

5. What is the most valuable thing that easily disappears? A: Satellite.

6. Who is the most disobedient answer: deaf.

7. What are the main reasons for divorce? Answer: get married.

8. When did the clock stop working? Answer: The clock doesn't work.

9. What's the difference between being bitten by a crocodile and being bitten by a shark? Answer: No one knows.

10. Some people say that a woman is like a book, so what book is a fat woman like? Answer: bound volume

1 1. Why are most Buddhists in the northern hemisphere? Answer: South? Nothing? amitabha

12. Who is sick and never sees a doctor? Answer: the blind.

13. Why do blacks like white chocolate? Answer: I'm afraid of biting my hand.

14. What's the name of a beautiful woman who doesn't have children after marriage and is afraid of going out of shape? Answer: peerless beauty

15. Is there anything in the world that can carry people at a speed close to km/h without refueling or other fuels? Answer: Earth.

16. Why can frogs jump higher than trees Answer: Trees can't jump.

17. What is the first thing Santa put in his socks on Christmas Eve this year? Answer: Your own feet.

18. Depressed Tom jumped into the river, but he couldn't swim and didn't drown. Why? Answer: love.

19. Kangaroos and monkeys are competing in the high jump. Why did the kangaroo lose before it started jumping? Answer: Kangaroos take off with their feet.