I need a unique humorous joke.

1 Sam plays the piano for his friend Paul. "How am I playing?" Sam asked.

"You should play on the radio." Paul replied. "Do you mean I play that well?"

"No," Paul said, "I mean, if you are on the radio, I can turn it off."

The US President visited Britain, and the Queen held a grand welcoming ceremony. Red carpets were laid everywhere, and the Queen accompanied the President of the United States in a gilded carriage drawn by six big horses, which was extremely distinguished among the welcoming people. Suddenly, a horse pulling a cart farted loudly and smelly. In order not to embarrass the Queen, the President pretended not to pay attention and still waved to the welcoming crowd. The queen felt embarrassed and said apologetically to the president, "I'm sorry, some things are beyond her control." The president laughed and said, "If you don't mention it, I thought it was put by the horse!" "

3 A man opened an account in a bank and entrusted the bank clerk to fill out the form for him:

"Your name?"

"FEFEFEFEFERERO PEPEPEpetrovich PAPA Paric"

"Excuse me, do you stutter?"

"No, my father stutters. The official who registered my birth is a real * *!"

There was a knock at the door, and Joe said to his wife, "I bet that guy brug next door must have borrowed something. He borrowed half of our things."

"I know, dear." Joe's wife replied, "but why do you give in to him every time?" Won't you make an excuse so that he can't borrow anything? "

"good idea." Joe went to the door to receive brug.

"Good morning!" Brug said, "I'm very sorry to bother you. Will you use pruning shears this afternoon? "

"What a pity," replied Joe. "I'm going to prune the fruit trees with my wife all afternoon."

"Just as I expected." Brug said, "Then you must have no time to play golf. Would you mind lending me your golf club?"

5 Boeing 777 is the first airplane ever designed and manufactured completely in computer virtual reality, and all the equipment used is provided by IBM.

Before the test flight, the president of Boeing Company warmly invited the technical director of IBM to take part in the test flight, but the director said, "Oh, it's a great honor, but it's a pity that it was my wife's birthday, so ..."

The chief operator of Boeing Company became angry when he heard it: "Coward, I haven't told you the date of the test flight!" .

6 A young man went to the barber shop to get a haircut. He asked, "How long does it take to get a haircut?" The barber looked at the customers in the shop and said, "About two hours." The young man is gone.

A few days later, this young man came to get a haircut. As soon as he entered the door, he asked, "How long will it take to get a haircut?" The barber glanced at the customers in line in the shop and said, "About three hours." The young man is gone.

A week later, the young man came back and asked, "How long do I have to wait for a haircut?" The barber saw that the shop was full of customers and said, "About four and a half hours." The young man is gone.

The barber looked at a friend in the shop and said, "Hey, Bill, follow this guy and see where he goes. He always came to ask him how long he had to wait for a haircut, but he never came back. "

After a while, Bill came back to the store, laughing hysterically. The barber asked, "Where did he leave here?" Bill raised his head and smiled with tears still hanging in his eyes: "I went to your house!" "

7 In the carriage, one wife wanted to close the window and the other wife wanted to open the window, so they refused to give way to each other and finally had to invite the train conductor.

"Mr. conductor," said the lady who was going to close the window, "I will freeze to death if the window is open." The wife who wanted to open the window immediately went on to say, "No, the window is closed, I will suffocate."

The conductor felt very embarrassed and had to turn to a general next door: "What do you think? General. If this is a military issue, how do you deal with it? "

"In combat, we usually take a divide-and-conquer approach in dealing with such problems." The general said decisively, "so you'd better open the window first and freeze one to death;" Then close the window and suffocate one. Things are as simple as that. "

8 Peter, a black buddy from America, told me, "I have to hurry back to America after the exam." I asked him why he was in such a hurry. He said that I had to go back before the election to prepare for the presidential election and become the first black president in American history. Looking at his serious appearance, I almost took him as a direct descendant of Mandela. I tried not to laugh and asked him, "What do you want to do first when you become the president of the United States?"

without thinking, Peter blurted out, "Change the White House into the Black Palace first!" "

9 A friend asked me to help her change the post under her mailbox, but keep the old mailbox box she loved. There are many screws between the mailbox and the post, only one rusty screw can't be unscrewed. In order to loosen the last screw, I put my arm around the mailbox and pulled it up hard. At this moment, a truck passed by, and the truck driver put his head out of the window and shouted at me, "Dude, it's no use. I have tried this before, but I still get the bill. "

at the dinner party, John's secretary got drunk, so John had to drive her home. After returning to his home, John didn't tell his wife about it for fear that his wife wouldn't understand.

The next afternoon, John drove with his wife to the movies. Suddenly, he found a woman's leather shoes at her feet. He took advantage of her eyes to look out of the window, picked up the shoes and threw them out of the window, which was a relief.

Unexpectedly, at this moment, the wife turned her head, touched John with her foot and asked, "John,

have you seen my other shoe?"