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There is a short story about inspiration. Kneel down! ! ! ~ ~ ~ ~(& gt; _ & lt)~~~~

Inspirational short story 1: the director is useless

There was a Lu man who was good at weaving straw sandals and his wife was good at weaving white silk. He wants to move to Vietnam. His friend said to him, "If you go to Vietnam, you will be poor." "Why?" "Straw sandals are used to walk, but Vietnamese people are used to walking barefoot; White silk is used to make hats, but Vietnamese people are used to long hair. With your strengths, go to places that are not needed, so is it possible to keep yourself from being poor? " .

Inspirational story 2: going out

In ancient times, two brothers each took a suitcase to travel far away. Along the way, the heavy suitcase weighed down the brothers. When their left hand is tired, they have to change their right hand, and when their right hand is tired, they have to change their left hand. Suddenly, Big Brother stopped, bought a pole by the roadside, and hung two suitcases on the pole. He picked up two boxes and set off, but he felt much more relaxed.

Inspirational Story 3: How to Raise Cattle

When we traveled to the countryside, we were surprised to see an old farmer shoveling grass for a cow on the roof of a small hut and asked, "Grandpa, why don't you put the grass for the cow on the ground and let it eat?"?

The old farmer said, "This kind of grass is of poor quality. If I put it on the ground, it will despise it. " But I put it on the roof where it can barely reach, and it will eat hard until it eats all the grass. This story tells us that what is easy to get will not be cherished, but what is obtained is essentially the same.

Inspirational story 4: parrot

A man went to buy a parrot and saw a sign in front of it: This parrot can speak two languages, 200 yuan.

In front of another parrot, it was written: This parrot can speak four languages, and the price is 400 yuan.

Which one should I buy? Both are shiny, very flexible and lovely. The man turned and couldn't make up his mind.

Suddenly I found a parrot with a tooth missing. Its coat color is dim and messy, and its price is 800 yuan.

The man quickly called the boss: Can this parrot speak eight languages? The shopkeeper said, no, this person is very strange: then why is it so old, so ugly and so incompetent that it is worth this number? The shopkeeper replied: because the other two parrots call this parrot boss.

This story tells us that a real leader is not necessarily strong in his own ability. As long as he knows how to trust, how to delegate and how to cherish, he can unite forces stronger than himself and thus enhance his value.

On the contrary, many people with very strong abilities are too perfectionist and hands-on, and no one can match them. In the end, I can only be the best researcher and sales representative, but I can't be an excellent leader.

Inspirational Story 5: Kangaroos and Cages

One day, the city zoo found that the kangaroo escaped from the cage, so it held a meeting to discuss and agreed that the height of the cage was too low. So they decided to raise the height of the cage from 10 meter to 20 meters. As a result, the next day they found that kangaroos were still running outside, so they decided to raise the height to 30 meters again.

I didn't expect to see all the kangaroos running outside the next day. The keeper was very nervous and decided to raise the height of the cage to 100 meters.

One day a giraffe was chatting with some kangaroos. "Do you think these people will continue to keep your cage?" Asked the giraffe. "It's hard to say." Kangaroo said, "If they keep forgetting to close the door"!

Management experience: from beginning to end, light and heavy, light and heavy. Closing the door is the origin, heightening the cage is the end, and it doesn't matter if you give up the origin and pursue the end. What is management? Management is to analyze the main contradiction and secondary contradiction of things first, and understand the "background", "severity" and "urgency" of things clearly, and then start from important aspects.