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Classic dialogue of the three kingdoms

1. Cao Cao: Soldier, there is a piece of Merlin Sun Quan in front: Sister, Liu Bei is handsome, and it is right to marry him. Liu Bei: Amethyst, don't worry, I will definitely return it to Jingzhou. Changshan Zhao Zilong is here! (Zhao Yun's opening remarks every time he appears: "The dragon can be big or small, and it can be raised or hidden; It's cloudy and foggy when it's big, and it's hidden when it's small; Rise and fly in the universe, hide and lurk in the waves.

This spring is deep, dragons change with time, Jews succeed and travel all over the world. The dragon is a thing, comparable to the hero in the world.

Liu Bei has been traveling around the world for a long time. He must know the contemporary heroes. Please try to point it out. "

........... "Today's heroes in the world are only the monarch and Cao!" The famous "hero who cooks wine" was cautious all his life and never took risks.

If the gate is opened today, there will be an ambush. If our soldiers advance, they will fall into a trap.

Do you know that?/You know what? It is advisable to retire quickly. Sima Yi knew Zhuge Liang too well and was scared away by Zhuge Liang's songs.

2. The classic prose in Romance of the Three Kingdoms tells you that I have a general who can chop off Hua Xiong's head, Pan Feng.

(The legendary satrap Han Fu) I'm Yan! Wen Jun's writing is better than studying for ten years, which makes me see the sun like a cloud. There are many versions of this passage, but the meaning is similar. Revive the Han Dynasty and destroy the traitors (Kong Ming). My life has been ruined by bad people! (Cao Cao laughs) Changshan Zhao Zilong is here! (Zhao Yun's opening remarks at every appearance) "Take Er Qiao to the southeast."

(Zhuge Liang stopped Zhou Yu with a word. ) You are an unknown general, and you are no match for General Ji! A man named Xun Zheng told Guan Yu that Guan Yu beheaded him as soon as he finished speaking. )

You only killed an unknown general, how dare you kill me! (Chyi Chin said, the scene is the same as above) Zhao Yun asked: Where are the Shu soldiers? Jiao Bing, the general of Wei, replied: I killed them all! Zhao Yun was furious and killed him. Pioneer Su Qing said: I want Zhao Yun alive! Later, I saw the word "Zhao Yun" written on a flag in the distance, and I immediately peed my pants.

And so on.

3. The classic lines of Wang Yunfu in the new "Three Kingdoms" Servant: General Cao Cao.

Cao Cao: The old hen suddenly turned into a duck.

Cao Cao: What did you say, slave?

Wang Yunfu's servant: General Cao, my family (master)! ! ! ! Your slave repeatedly apologized to General Cao.

Dong Zhuo: Meng De, let me introduce my adopted son Lu Bu, who has just returned to Beijing from Xiliang (where is Ding Yuan? How did you die? )

Dong Zhuo: Yuan Shao is a bastard.

Dong Zhuo: I didn't expect him (Yuan Shao) to rally eighteen princes against me today (which eighteen princes Cao is still with you? )

Cao Cao: Only a wise monarch like Guo Xiang.

Dong Zhuo: My God! There is such a treasure knife in the world!

Wang Yun: Good boy, the story of Deusim. (Wang Yun, 60, tells the story of Diesim. 16. The story of diusim looks like 30 years old)

Chen Gong said to Cao Cao: You are my man tonight.

Lyu3 bu4 and dixin's stories looked at each other for longer than Taoyuan's sworn relationship. ...

Zhuge Liang is very grassroots

We have passed the most dangerous moment. At this moment, we have nothing to lose except this head around our neck. Therefore, we can only get better every day! -Zhuge Liang is going to Wu Dong to discuss with Confucian scholars.

Cao Cao, an old thief, has different hobbies! He has always regarded a girl as a remnant flower and other people's wives as wonderful flowers! There are twelve concubines in Cao Cao's harem, ten of whom were once other people's concubines! -Zhuge Liang described Cao Cao's desire for Xiao Qiao.

Hey, Amethyst, what did I do again? Since I set foot on the land of Jiangdong, I have been treading on thin ice everywhere, step by step. Seriously, I don't even know where to put my hands! -Zhuge Liang retaliated against Lu Su

So, let Gong Jin be happier and more proud! Gong Jin is in a good mood, and joining hands with Sun Liu will be of great help to us! He's in a bad mood, so I'll make trouble with him! -Zhou Yu after two-faced, Zhuge Liang said

Xiao Qiao and Zhou Yu are very graceful.

I can hear your heartbeat, your breath, your thoughts. At the end of the song, Xiao asked Zhou Yu if he was angry just now.

Xiao Qiao, to be honest, I am so happy to have you around! Ok, let's go to war together! -Zhou Yu watched Xiao Qiao pack his bags for him.

Zhou Lang, the sun is about to rise ... It seems to rise only for you and me!

Cao Cao is invincible.

As a Cao Cao, you have eyes but no tears! -Cao Cao killed Chen Gong and was found crying by his men.

Oh, look at his martial arts. It is really rare in the world. Since the death of Lu Bu, there is no such warrior in the world. Oh, my ... I love him! -Cao Cao took a fancy to Zhao Zilong.

Liu is very gossip.

Brother's army is slightly like Rizhao Kunlun, and his ambition is like Jianghai. I can't wait to admire him. -Liu Bei wrote to Cao Cao asking him to withdraw from Xuzhou.

There is chaos in the world, and the wind blows in Yun Qi. Everyone is fighting for power and profit. Why do you think he is lying down? -Guan Yu dissatisfied with Zhuge Liang

Look at your sweat, it dilutes thrush. On their wedding night, Sun Shangxiang tried Liu Bei with his sword, and Liu Bei wiped the sweat from his forehead.

Other lines are also very thunder.

He loves me so much that he goes crazy ...-The story of Deusim describes how Lu Bu loves himself.

Because, you persuaded Gong Jin not to believe that you didn't see his risk! You convinced me that the risk becomes more bitter, more painful and more real! It's just that Gongjing is more brilliant, isn't it? -Zhou Yu hit Huang Gai, and Lu Su blamed Zhuge Liang for not persuading him.

Amethyst, do you think dogs need meat buns back? Amethyst, even if you don't go back to Jingzhou this time, you should let them know that they owe this account today. The longer the delay, the heavier the benefits! -Lu Su wanted to go back to Jingzhou, and Zhou was cheated.

"Kill if you want, why do you make yourself so miserable?" When Stuart Wang Yun persuaded Diusim's story "If you want to kill animals, you must first devote yourself to animals", the plot that should be serious was hilarious because of funny lines.

Learn from Dong Zhuo "Our Family"

Gao Xixi once said that the new version of The Three Kingdoms is half written and half white, but it will never become a funny version. But in the four episodes, the lines in the play are not as charming and funny as the old classical Chinese.

In the first episode, Dong Zhuo took a bite of "Zanjia" as soon as he appeared, which made netizens full of "crossroads". They even learn from Dong Zhuo's way of speaking and call themselves "our family" when posting. When Cao Cao was invited by Wang Yunxian one by one, it was also hilarious to say to his servant that "the old hen turned into a duck in a blink of an eye". Such lines are everywhere in the play, especially in the second episode, after Cao Cao and Chen Gong killed Lv Boshe Ding by mistake, Chen Gong sighed, "It's not us they want to kill, it's pigs!" Laugh at the scenery

4. The classic lines of Cao Cao in the new Romance of the Three Kingdoms: The room is full of men's daughters. Cao Cao: Everything in the world is beautiful, mostly in name only, but it is never artificial. Chen Gong: Mende, we are guilty. Cao Cao: They don't want to kill us, they want to kill pigs! Cao Cao: Kill if you want. Why hesitate? You make yourself miserable.

Wang Yun: If you want to get rid of animals, you must first devote yourself to them. Liu Dai: I have a general, Pan Feng, who can kill Hua Xiong! Tao Qian: Liu is an expert in our department. He can kill Lu Bu and Ma Su within three knives: You hurt me. Sun Quan: What happened to being nine? Aren't you surprised to see my nine-year-old baby? Aren't you moved to scold? Cao Cao: Red rabbit with Guan Yu, BMW with hero, perfect match! Shu Yuan: Cross it out! Pan Feng: My tomahawk is thirsty. Cao Cao: The old hen suddenly turned into a duck. Chen Gong: I didn't expect you to be so cheeky, Cao Mengde.

Cao Cao: It's not that I'm thick-skinned, but that I don't care about the vulgar ethics in this world. The world says I am an adulterer, but there is nothing I can do. You self-proclaimed hypocrites have all been defeated by me. If the price of being a gentleman is being trampled, trampled or even killed, I would rather be an adulterer who can achieve revenge. Loyalty and treachery are not apparent on the surface. Maybe you were wrong about me before, Cao Cao, and now you are wrong about me, but I am still me, and I am never afraid of being misunderstood by others.

5. Wonderful fragments of Romance of the Three Kingdoms, the original text (added in classical Chinese), not too long or too short, are wonderful descriptions that have always been praised by people.

Before he finished speaking, the people beside him shouted, "Young man, I'm going to behead Hua Xiong and give it to Li Shimin!" crowd

When I looked intently, I saw him standing in front of the tent, with nine feet in length and two feet in beard and hair, eyes like a phoenix, face like a heavy jujube, and sound like a giant bell. The continuation/abbreviation of Shaoxing

Ask who. Gongsun Zan said, "This Guan Yu is Liu Xuande's brother." Shao asked him where he lived now. Cao Jun said, "Follow Liu Xuande to fill the horse bow.

Hands. "Yuan Shu shouted in the account," are you bullying my princes without a general? Measure an archer, don't dare talk nonsense! Play with me! "Cao

Cao Cao said anxiously, "The highway will calm down the anger. Since this person is boastful, he must have courage; If you try to teach a horse, if it is invincible, it is not too late to blame. "

Yuan Shao said, "If archers go to war, Hua Xiong will laugh." Cao Cao said, "This man looks good. Hua Xiong knew he was a bow.

Hands? Guan Yu said, "If you can't win, you'll have your head cut off." Cao Caowen drank a glass of wine with Guan Yu and got on the horse. Guan Yu said, "Wine.

And it fell, and it came when it went. "Li Shimin knife, fly on the horse. The vassals heard drums resounding through the Commissioner, and shouts were overwhelming.

The ground collapsed and the mountain collapsed, and everyone was shocked. Just about to snoop, Luan bell rang and the horse arrived in Zhong Jun. Yunshang lifted Hua Xiong's head and threw it on the ground.

Let's go The wine is still warm.

6. Excerpted from the classical Chinese version of The Romance of the Three Kingdoms (within 200 words). If it exceeds 200, it will not be accepted. Zhaoyun saw that his wife was dead, so he was afraid that Cao Jun would steal the corpse and knocked down the earth wall to cover the dry well.

Cover the quilt, untie the harness, put down the mask, hold Adou in her arms, and ride the horse with a gun. There was a general who led a group of troops, but Cao Hong's Ministry was strict, and he took a three-pointed double-edged knife to fight Zhao Yun.

Not a triad, Zhao Yun shot down and scattered all the troops to make way. While he was walking, another army horse blocked the road.

Draw a general with a clear-cut banner and close the book. Yunhe didn't answer, but raised his gun and fought.

About ten times, Yun didn't dare to fight again and took the road. Zhang He came from behind, whipping the clouds, and didn't want to stumble, so he went into the pit with his horse and man.

Zhang Heting was stabbed with a gun. Suddenly, a red light rolled up from the pit, and Ma Ping horse jumped out of the pit. Later generations have a poem saying: "Red light covers dragonflies, and horses force them to break through Changsaka.

Forty-two years, the true fate of the Lord, the general showed great power. Zhang "he saw, scared out.

Zhao Yun was riding a horse when two generals behind him shouted, "Zhao Yun, stop!" " There are two generals in front. They block the way with two weapons: Ma Yan and Zhang E in the back, Jiao Jiao and Zhang Nan in the front. They are both generals of Yuan Shao. Zhao Yun happeneth four generals, and Cao Jun swarmed together.

Yunnai drew his green sword and slashed it. Hands up, Jiaping, blood like a spring. Kill all the generals and go straight to the encirclement.

On the top of Jingshan Mountain, Cao Cao saw a general. Wherever you go, you are unstoppable. Ask who is around. Cao Hong flew down the hill and shouted, "The generals in the army can leave their names!" Cloud replied: "I am Zhao Zilong from Changshan!" " Cao Hong returned to Cao Cao.

Cao Cao said, "What a tiger general! I should be born for it. " He ordered Pegasus to spread the news everywhere: "If Zhao Yun arrives, don't stab him in the back, just take him alive."

So Zhao Yun should get rid of this difficulty; This is also caused by the blessing of Dou. This battle: Zhao Yun embraced his late master, went straight into the encirclement, cut down two banners and captured three pieces; Spears and swords were cut back and forth, killing more than 50 famous soldiers in Cao Ying.

Later generations have a poem saying, "A robe is red with blood. Who dares to argue with others?" ! Since ancient times, only Zhao Zilong in Changshan has been the leader of the gang. " .

7. The highlights of Romance of the Three Kingdoms should be written in classical Chinese. Back to the fiftieth session, Zhuge Liang calculated Guan Yunchang's interpretation of Cao Cao in Huarong Road (excerpt), but said that the river was on fire that day and the shouts shook the ground.

On the left are Han Dang and Jiang Qin in the west of Chibi. On the right are Zhou Tai and Chen Wujun to the east of Chibi. In the middle, Zhou Yu, Cheng Pu, Xu Sheng and Ding Feng's warships arrived. Fire needs soldiers to respond, and soldiers fight with fire.

This is exactly: Sanjiang water war, Chibi soldiers. Cao Jun was shot by an arrow and then burned to death.

Later generations have a poem saying: "Wei and Wu fought a decisive battle, and the ship of Chibi was swept. At the beginning of the Zhang Zhaoyun Sea Fire, Zhou Lang once broke Cao Gong. "

There is another unique cloud: "the mountains are high and the moon is small, and the water is boundless." I'm sorry that the former regime was busy. Heather is not interested in welcoming Wei Wu, and Dongfeng is interested in Zhou Lang. "

Not to mention the soldiers in the river. Let's talk about this first: Gan Ning led Cai Zhong into the depths of Cao Zhai, so he beheaded Cai Zhong and set fire to the grass.

Lv Meng looked at the weapons in the distance and put a dozen fires to meet Gan Ning. Pan Zhang and Dong set fire to cry separately, and drums were beating around them.

Cao Cao and Zhang Liao led hundreds of riders, walking in the forest of fire and seeing everywhere ahead. Just as they were walking, Mao Jie rescued Wen Pin and led a dozen riders.

Cao Cao ordered the army to find a way out. Zhang Liao pointed out: "Only the land of Wulin is an open place."

Fuck the martial arts path. Just as he was walking, an army behind him arrived and shouted, "cao thief, stop it!" Monroe's flag appeared in the firelight.

Cao Cao urged the army to advance, leaving only Zhang Liao to patrol and reach Monroe. However, I saw that the torch in front was lit again, and an army came out of the valley and shouted, "Ling Tong is coming!" " Cao Cao is full of gall and gall.

Suddenly a tiger army came diagonally across the street and shouted, "Don't panic, Prime Minister! Huang Xu is coming! " Wrestle with each other and go north. Suddenly I saw a group of army horses, camping in front of the hillside.

Huang Xu asked, but Yuan Shao's men, Ma Yan and Zhang Kai, led three thousand troops to defend the north. That night, when I saw the flames, I didn't dare to turn around, just following Cao Cao. Cao Cao taught the second commander to lead a thousand troops to open the way, and the rest were guarded for protection.

Fuck this new Force horse. There's still a sense of security. Ma Yan and Zhang Kai will fly forward.

In less than ten miles, the shouts rose and a tiger army came out. As the first general, he shouted: "I am Wu Donggan, I am a bully!" " Ma Yan was about to meet, and was beheaded by Gan Ning. He came over to meet him with a gun, so Ning shouted to him: Kay was caught off guard, so he would rather turn it over with a knife.

After the army flew to Cao Cao. Cao Cao now expects soldiers to help him; I don't want Sun Quan to see a fire in the river at the junction of Hefei and know that our army has won, so he taught Lu Xun to light the fire as a signal. Taishi Ci saw it and joined forces with Lu Xun to kill the future.

Cao Cao had to take a look at Yiling and left. When I met Zhang He on the road, my command was ineffective.

Riding on a horse, whipping, walking to the fifth watch, looking back at the fading light, worried and firm, he asked, "Where is this?" The left and right said, "This is the west of Wulin and the north of Yidu." Cao Cao laughed on his back when he saw the trees and the steep mountains and rivers.

The generals asked, "Why is the Prime Minister laughing?" Cao Cao said, "I don't laugh at others. I just laughed at Zhou Yu's ignorance and Zhuge Liang's lack of wisdom. What if I got an army here in advance when I was fighting? " Before the words were finished, drums were beating on both sides, and the fire rose unexpectedly, which made Cao Cao almost fall off his horse.

A tiger army rushed out of the thorny slope and shouted, "I, Zhao Zilong, have been waiting here for a long time on orders from my military adviser!" Cao Cao and Zhang He fought with Zhao Yun and left with smoke and fire. Zilong didn't come after him, just grabbed the flag.

Cao Cao has taken off. The main day is twilight, dark clouds cover the ground, and the southeast wind is still there.

Suddenly it rained cats and dogs, soaking the armor. Cao Cao and the sergeant walked in the rain, and all the troops were hungry.

Cao Cao ordered the sergeant to plunder food in the village and look for fire. Fang wanted to cook, but an army came behind.

Very worried. It turned out that Li Dian and Chu Xu were under the protection of the counselors. Cao Cao was overjoyed and ordered the troops to start at once. He asked, "Where is the ground ahead?" People reported: "On one side is South Yiling Road, and on the other side is North Yiling Mountain Road."

Cao Cao asked, "Where is the nearest investment place in Gangneung, Nanjun?" The sergeant said, "It's most convenient to take the Yiling in the north to Hulukou." Cao Cao taught me to go to Yiling in the north.

At the mouth of the gourd, the army was hungry, unable to walk, and the horses were sleepy, and many of them fell on the road. Fuck, have a rest in front.

Someone immediately brought gongs and drums, and some people plundered grain and rice in the village, so they picked a dry place on the hillside to bury the pot for cooking and cut horse meat to eat. Take off wet clothes and dry them in the wind; Horses pick saddles and swallow grass roots.

Cao Cao sat under the sparse forest and laughed on his back. The officials said, "Why did the Prime Minister laugh at Zhou Yu and Zhuge Liang, which led to Zhao Zilong's downfall and chaos?

Why are you laughing now? Cao Cao said, "I laughed at Zhuge Liang and Zhou Yu for their lack of wisdom. If I fight, this is the place to go, I will ambush an army of tigers and wolves, so I can wait and wait; Even if you lose your life, you will be seriously injured.

He couldn't see it, so I laughed at it. "Just then, the former army and the latter army shouted and frightened together, and abandoned their armor and got on the horse.

There are not as many people as there are horses in the army. In front of me, I saw flames in all directions, smoke billowing, and a group of Yamaguchi troops scattered, led by Zhang Yide and Yan, and immediately shouted, "Fuck thieves!" When the generals saw Zhang Fei, they were all frightened.

Chu Xu rode bareback and engaged Zhang Fei. Zhang Liao and Huang Xu led troops to kill him.

The armies of both sides scuffled with the horses. Fuck, let the horses go first, and the generals will go their separate ways.

Zhang Fei came from behind. Cao Cao fled, chasing troops far away, looking back, many of them were wounded.

Knowing that he was on his way, the sergeant said, "There are two roads ahead. Which way will the Prime Minister take? " Cao Cao asked, "Which way is the nearest?" The sergeant said, "Although the road is a little flat, it is more than fifty miles. The path to Huarong Road, but nearly 50 miles; It's just that the road is narrow and it's not easy to go. "

Cao Cao sent people up the mountain to watch, and the report said: "There are several smoke rising on the side of the road; There is no movement on the road. " Cao Cao taught the former army to take Huarong Road.

The generals said, "Where the beacon smoke rises, there must be soldiers and horses. Why did you change this road? " Cao Cao said, "I don't know that there is a cloud in the art of war: emptiness is reality, but it is actually emptiness." Zhuge Liang was resourceful and made people burn cigarettes on the mountain, which made our army afraid to take this mountain road, but waited in ambush on the road.

I have made up my mind, but I won't teach him that trick! The generals said, "The prime minister's brilliant plan is beyond people's reach." So withdrawing troops and taking Huarong Road.

At this time, everyone was hungry and the horses were tired. Those who were burned walked ahead, and those who were shot by arrows reluctantly left.

Armor soaked and incomplete; The weapons and flags were all in chaos: most of them were driven to the Yiling Road in a hurry, riding only bald horses and preparing clothes, and all of them were abandoned. It's the middle of winter, and it's freezing. It's hard to say anything.

Zhai Cao saw the former army stop the horse and asked him why. The report said, "The mountain road ahead is narrow. Because it rained in the morning, there was no water in the pit, and the mud got stuck in the horseshoe and could not move forward. "

Cao Cao was furious and scolded, "The army opened the way along the mountain.

8. Which sentences in the classical Chinese version of Romance of the Three Kingdoms are classic? 1 Don't expect to be born on the same day in the same year, but die on the same day in the same year (Taoyuan Sanjieyi)

2. A capable minister who ruled the world, a traitor in troubled times (evaluating Cao Cao)

Do you think my sword is bad? Your sword is very sharp, and mine is not bad (Yuan Shao)

I would rather teach me to be ungrateful to the world than to me (Cao Cao)

A gentleman is willing to fight to the death in the cold, how can he enter the wall and hope for life (Yuan Shao)

Brothers are like brothers, and wives are like clothes. Clothes are worn and can be sewn; Can you continue with your broken hands and feet? (Liu Bei)

7 Father's essence and mother's blood should not be abandoned (Xia Houdun)

The only heroes in the world today are the monarch and Cao Cao (Cao Cao vs Liu Bei).

I show my innocent body and ears in the form of my parents (Mi Heng)

10 My view of Yan Liang is like selling the first ear (Guan Yu).

1 1 My brother zhang yi took the general's head from the million-man army, such as taking the things in the bag (Guan Yu commented on Zhang Fei)

12 Not cold, not awake, not quiet, not far (Zhuge Liang)

13 I am Yan! Who dares to fight to the death with me (Zhang Fei)

14 The husband lived in the world and made outstanding contributions all his life. Comfort life, I will get drunk, I will get drunk (Zhou Yu)

15 A gentleman was born in troubled times, so a three-foot sword can make great contributions (Taishi Ci)

16 children should be like Sun Zhongmou! If Liu Jingsheng and his son are dolphins and dogs (Cao Cao comments on Sun Quan)

17 but there is no general with beheading (Yan Yan)

18 My nod is not old! (Huang Zhong)

19 Zilong is full of courage! (Liu Bei comments on Zhao Yun)

20 don't do it with evil small, don't do it with good small (Liu Bei vs Liu Chan)

2 1 attack the heart for the top and attack the city for the bottom; Psychological warfare is the highest and war the lowest (Masu)

Do your best until you die (Zhuge Liang)

9. Some wonderful fragments in The Romance of The Three Kingdoms should be written in classical Chinese, each paragraph is about 50~ 100 words, and 3~4 paragraphs are "Lost in Fog; Report to the state government and cut the meat. The boat here is light and urgent. Sir, this is a great doctor. Scrape off all the poison and fill it with arrows. Don't make a move. Guan Gong said that those who are afraid of pain are playing chess with a smile, and their blood is full of jars. The holy hand can cure Hua tuo. Cao Cao was remorseful: "This arm is as comfortable as ever. Lu Su was surprised. Later generations have a poem of praise, saying, Mao Jie is at ease, so don't be surprised. Yue Fei said that archers had been sent to shoot arrows in front of the village, and Heaven and Man were killed. This is a real lesson, and Yunshang was overjoyed. When his army suddenly arrived and Yu Jin hurried to Cao Cao, they joined forces with Qi Xin. God is awesome and only about Jiang. "Fuck, teach a cup of hot wine; Tomorrow, you should sacrifice to heaven and earth in the garden. Don't expect to be born on the same day in the same year; We'll talk about it later. Its wine is still warm and can't be chased, about ten thousand people. The governors heard the Commissioner beating drums. Public drinking and eating meat, head east and tail west, dressing medicine. The fog cleared, and Guan Yu came next, and the ship was near Cao Cao's water village. When the fog cleared, he came back: "If Cao Bing comes out together, Kong Ming will order the boat to be taken back. "Treatment must be divided into internal surgery and throwing it on the ground.

Yun Chang stopped to do heroic deeds, wishing only to die on the same day of the same year: "There is Taoyuan behind my village, and I will go to Zhong Jun immediately. what can I do? Am I more secular than the world and worship Liu Bei as my brother? " Fuck, help the poor. "Male yue. Cao Caofa ordered that the generals said. Hua Xiong knew that he was an archer: "Pour the wine, and when the bell rang, Zhang Fei was his younger brother:" Let you heal, the flowers are in full bloom. I felt the sound, approached the water village and was shot by an arrow. Put it back more than twenty miles: "One is a doctor for life, and Huang Xu has three thousand crossbows each; Scrape the bone with a knife. Then he called Zhang Liao into the dry village and beat drums and shouted in the boat. "。 Just snooping around. Go to Zhangfeizhuang together.

Cao Zhai said, "Very well, ungrateful, sew it with thread. Here comes the order. Hold out your arm and give the order to chop. Heaven and earth. "

Borrow an arrow with a grass boat

That night, at the fifth watch. Twenty boats on both sides of sokcho, Mao Jie, were all startled, all of them shot arrows into the river, and all of them hid their faces! However, it was only when Cao was informed in the village that he became brothers with Cao that he knew about it. Zhang Fei: Arrows rained down, Yue Han collapsed, flew immediately, and scattered in all directions. We just drink for fun, discuss big things, Guan Yu and Yuanmen draw drums in winter and winter, shout loudly, and the crossbowman in the dry village has arrived. "Account knife. A moment later, Yunshang said with one voice that the bone is blue. You can call the archers of the water army to shoot arrows at will. In Taoyuan, wherever you go, you will come. It doesn't hurt at all! "Later generations have poems. He said: "This man is handsome:" Let an archer go out to war, drink with Guan Gong, get on the horse, prepare the black bull and white horse sacrifice ceremony, and shout loudly while beating the drum, which will surely be laughed at by Hua Xiong for fear that the South Army will invade the water village;

Wei Zhen Gan Kun's first achievement: "If you are invincible. The monarch is really a god, without pain. There must be an ambush? " Guan Yu said, although my surname is different, what can I do next? "Confucius said.

Chop Hua Xiong with warm wine

Yuan Shao said! Shi Bi!' After the knife was cut, the three men burned incense and bowed, saying, "I miss Liu Bei and rushed to the river to help shoot." "

The next day, while the wine was still warm, Hua Xiong was beheaded and the sky would fall.

Sworn brothers

Liu Bei was determined by himself, saying that there were not many wonderful arts in the world. Zhuge Liang ordered the sergeant on board to shout in unison, "Someone wants to do it. Kong Ming taught me to hang the boat back! " I heard drums and shouts. With a sharp knife in his hand, the cloud lifted Hua Xiong's head. Kong Ming taught the ship to sail west and east. Everyone burst into laughter and let a small school receive blood with a big basin under its arm, while playing chess with Ma Liang. Please cut off a head. Liu Bei said, "I expected that Cao Cao would not dare to go out in the fog. The three of us became brothers, scraping bones and healing wounds.

Have a few drinks in public.

10. Five wonderful fragments in the original version of The Romance of the Three Kingdoms in classical Chinese (within 100 words) and appreciation of its translation and original text: Cao Cao said, "Hebei people are so magnificent!" Guan Gong said, "Take me as a local dog."

Cao Cao pointed again, "Under the cover, embroidered robe and golden armor, and the knife holder is Yan Liang." Guan Yu lifted up his eyes and said to Cao Cao, "I see Yan Liang as a poster!" " Cao Cao said, "Don't underestimate."

Guan Yu got up and said, "Although someone is not a talent, I would like to take his head from the army and present it to the Prime Minister." Comments: This passage describes Guan Yuxiong's heroism on earth. His words are ironic. After Liu Bei accepted Ma Chao, Guan Yu was so brave. This also shows that Guan Yu dominates the world's martial arts. Gong mused, "You said I had three sins. What do you want from me? " Liao said, "Now Cao Gongbing is surrounded. If you don't surrender, you're dead. It's no use dying. If you don't die, you'll drop Tsao Gong. However, I asked about Liu Shijun. If I knew where it was, I would vote for it.

One can keep a mistress, the other can't break the promise of Taoyuan, and the third can be useful: with these three conveniences, my brother should know more about it. "Gong said," brother, if you say three things, I have three appointments.

If the prime minister can follow, I will be disarmed; If not, I'd rather die of three crimes. "Liao said," the prime minister is generous, so why not?

I want to hear three things. Gong Yue said, "First of all, my uncle and I swore to help the Han Dynasty. I will only surrender to Emperor Xian of Han Dynasty, not to Cao Cao. In both cases, the second sister-in-law should please support her uncle's salary, and everyone is not allowed to come to the door; Of the three, knowing Liu Huangshu's whereabouts, Wan Li, no matter how far away, can easily take the blame and resign: if one of the three is missing, it will never surrender.

Comment: This story describes three things about Guan Yu's Tu Shan. The so-called people can't stand without faith. This paragraph pays attention to Guan Yu's loyalty. "Once upon a time in America" original: Cao Cao said: "Since I am here, I will fight to the death!" The generals said, "Even if people are not afraid and their horsepower is exhausted, how can they resume the war?" Cheng Yu said, "Some people always know that the arrogance of the cloud can't bear it, bullying the strong and not bullying the weak; Distinctions are clear, and beliefs are always there. The Prime Minister used to treat him well, but now he can get rid of this difficulty by telling him himself. "

Cao Cao followed his advice, that is, Ma Xiangqian bowed and said to Yunshang, "General, hope that you are well!" Yun Chang also leaned down and replied, "Guan has been waiting for the Prime Minister for a long time on orders from his military adviser." Cao Cao said, "Cao Cao's army is in danger, and there is no way out here. I hope that the general will attach importance to the past. "

Yun said, "In the past, although Guan Mou was the Prime Minister, he was very kind and virtuous. He beheaded Yan Liang, fined Wen Chou and freed the white horse. How dare you waste the public today? " Cao Cao said, "Do you remember when you got the general through five customs? A gentleman values faith.

The general knows the Spring and Autumn Annals, but he doesn't know that Yugong pursues Zizhuo's obedient son? "Cloud is a man of integrity, think of the many kindness of cao cao that day, and then cut six will with five levels, how not to be tempted? Seeing you panic again, everyone wants to cry without tears, and one by one can't bear it. So he pulled the horse's head back and said to all the troops, "Spread out. "

Comment: This passage describes Guan Yu's explanation of Cao Cao's great defeat in Chibi after the war. Guan Yu told people to stop the arrow of the grass boat until the fourth watch on the third day. Kong Mingmi invited Lu Su aboard. Su Shi asked, "What's the point of calling me here?" Zhuge Liang said, "I specially invited Amethyst to bring an arrow with me."

Su Shi said, "Where can I get it?" Zhuge Liang said, "Amethyst, don't ask. I'll see you when I arrive. " He ordered twenty ships to be connected by long ropes and sailed for the north shore.

It was foggy at night, and it was even more foggy in the Yangtze River, so we didn't meet each other. Kong Ming urged the boat to go forward, and sure enough, it was foggy! At five o'clock in the night, the ship approached Cao Cao's water town.

Kongming sent boats from west to east, beating drums and shouting. Lu Su was surprised and said, "What if Cao Bing comes out together?" Kongming said with a smile, "I didn't expect Cao Cao to come out in the fog.

We only care about drinking for fun and coming back when the fog clears. In Cao Cao's camp, shouts of drums were heard, and Mao Jie and Yu Jin hurriedly flew to Cao Cao.

Cao Cao sent an order, saying, "If the river is flooded with fog, its troops will suddenly arrive and there will be an ambush. Don't make a move. You can dial the water army archers to shoot at will. "

And sent to the dry village called Zhang Liao, Huang Xu with crossbow soldiers three thousand, rushed to the river to help shoot. Compared with the arrival of the call to arms, Mao Jie and Yu Jin were afraid that the Confederate army would rob the water village, and they had sent crossbowmen to shoot arrows in front of the village. Soon, archers from the drought village also arrived, about 10,000 people, all shooting arrows at the river: arrows rained down.

Kongming Sect hoisted the boat back, heading east and west, and was hit by an arrow near the water village, beating drums and shouting. When the fog cleared, Zhuge Liang ordered the ship to be closed and hurried back.

Twenty ships and arrows are generally arranged on the sokcho. Zhuge Liang ordered the sergeant on board to shout in unison: "Thank you, Prime Minister!" It was reported in the village that the boat was light and hasty, and it had retreated more than 20 miles, so it was impossible to chase it.

Cao Cao is remorseful. ..... Su Yue said, "Sir, what a great man! How do you know there is so much fog today? " Kong Ming said, "I don't know astronomy, geography, strange doors, yin and yang, battle plans and military intelligence. It's for the general's use. I am a mediocre person. "

..... "Lu Su obeys. ..... When Lu Su saw Zhou Yu, he was going to say that Kongming had taken the arrow.

Yu was shocked and sighed, "Kong Ming has a clever plan, so I'm not as good as him!" Later generations have a poem praising: "One day, the Yangtze River was filled with dense fog, and it was difficult to divide water far and near. A swarm of locusts came from the warship, and Kong Ming fell in Zhou Lang today. "

Comment: Zhou Yu is jealous of talent and wants to harm Kong Ming. He wants to make 100 thousand arrows in three days, or he will go to military affairs. Zhuge Liang took advantage of the fog on the river to sneak attack on Cao Ying, and got an arrow, which made Zhou Yu gasp in admiration.

This timely and ingenious move shows his profound knowledge and ingenious calculation; Using Cao Cao's suspicious character, it shows that his strategy is brilliant and clever. Guan Yu knew the great righteousness of the Spring and Autumn Period, so he reported the favor of letting Cao Cao go that day, which also showed Guan Yu's heroism and loyalty. Original: When Guan Gong heard the news, he was furious, his wound burst and he fainted to the ground.

When he woke up in public, Gong Gu said to Sima Wang Fu, "I regret not listening to me. If this happened today! " Because he asked, "Why not make a fire when going up and down the river?" The detective replied, "Monroe made the sailors wear all-white clothes, pretended to be businessmen, hid the elite soldiers in the middle of the river, and captured the soldiers guarding the platform first, so that he could not make a fire." Gong knelt down and sighed, "I was tricked by a traitor! How can I see my brother? " Comments: This passage describes the anger of Guan Yu who accidentally lost Jingzhou and embodies Guan Yu's domineering character. The so-called pride goes before a fall. Guan Yu thought he was invincible in the world and disdained Lu Xun's tricks in Jiangdong, so he was defeated and went to Maicheng, where he was captured and died.