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Green tea provokes men.
1, oh, it's so annoying. Someone has confessed to me again, and I don't know how to refuse him. I have been trying to be best friends with her, but I don't know why she always misunderstood me. I really like her as a casual person. The house is messy, and the alcohol consumption is good. I can swear at will, but I can't. I can't say it. Sorry, I already have a boyfriend, although he is not very kind to me. It's raining hard. I'm soaked to the skin. If your girlfriend is not at home, can I borrow your place to take a bath? 6. Tell someone else's boyfriend: I envy her for not wearing makeup. I'm so stupid that I can't even wear foundation. 7. This is the last time I call you brother. Let's not contact again, okay? I don't want my sister-in-law to be unhappy. 8. You are really a good person, and you still spoil your girlfriend. I really just regard him as my brother. 10, your girlfriend is spoiled by you. I feel sorry for you. If I were you, I wouldn't do that. 1 1. Wow, you have abdominal muscles. That's great. Can you help me touch them? Ah, what? Unfair? Then you can touch me ~ ouch, ouch, it itches ~ 12, your girlfriend is really popular, unlike my friends. 13, is your girlfriend misunderstood? It's all my fault. Let me explain, okay? 14, you'd better go with her. I'm fine alone. 15. Your girlfriend is really nice. You should be nice to her. 16. Sorry, I didn't mean to. I don't want you to fight because of me. 17, I'm really sorry. I just regard you as a good friend. I didn't know you liked me. 18, you are so kind, why can't she cherish it? 19, I really want to find a boyfriend like you. 20. Did you not reply to my message because you were afraid that your girlfriend would be unhappy? If so, I see. I'm sorry, I won't call you again. 2 1, she is actually very nice, but she misunderstood us. Don't be so mean to her. Green tea provokes men to talk 2 1. Please, she's a girl! 2. I'm so wronged, people are just angry. If only you were around, I didn't mean to blame you. But I can't help thinking about you. 4, people are your little baby! Kiss me! For you, rain or shine will never change. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to. I don't want you to fight because of me. 7. I just regard him as my brother ... 8. You are so kind, why doesn't she know how to cherish it? 9. Damn, it messed up my hair. 10, don't think her cooking is poor (praise her even if it tastes bad). 1 1. I am sleepy. Touch my head and put me to sleep. 12, I really didn't mean to. She must have misunderstood. 13, I am a principled person, and my principle is to look at my mood. 14, your girlfriend cares so much about you, so you might as well choose my best friend, how sweet. 15, did brother miss me? How can green tea capture a man's mind? 1, always let a man think it is possible, but don't let him get it. Man: I miss you a little today. Woman: Then I'm not like you. I will miss you tomorrow. Or: Oh, just a little. Then send a grunting expression back. 2. Actively grasp the progress of intimate relationship and establish a framework. Most women are easily confused after falling in love. But green tea girls will not be confused, because they know how to use words to build a framework in their feelings and let men follow her ideas. For example, one day late, a man asked you out for a barbecue temporarily, and then you got entangled. You can say: thank you, but this appointment seems a little urgent. Recently, the company always works overtime and comes home at eleven o'clock every day. Can I make an appointment after I finish my work next week? When the other party has finished replying, add: If you want to make an appointment next time, you can say hello in advance and I'll stagger the time for you. 3. It is actually more realistic than women to mobilize men's emotions and let them actively invest in men. If you don't give him a sweet spot, he won't be able to mobilize his enthusiasm. So, you can practice some skills. Let the other person know your heart, you are the person I think, and you should let him feel this way. But there are also some obstacles to be set up. For example, although you are the man I am looking for, I will only consider being with you when I have my own requirements, that is, you should give me enough security. Green tea teases men. First, always make men feel possible, but don't let him get it. 1 For example, they often send it to men. I miss you a little today ... This sentence has an extra punctuation mark. I miss you a little today, but I don't think much, just a little, but I don't miss you every day, just today, because I miss you, so I send you this message. Then if it's a man who sends it to a green tea woman, I miss you a little today. How will they reply? Usually they will say, I'm not like you. I won't miss you until tomorrow, or, oh, just a little. It is this ambiguity that makes men wander between getting and not getting. Second, take the initiative to grasp the progress of intimate relationship and establish a framework. I found that most women are easy to lose their minds as long as they are in love, and then you will never have green tea, because they know how to build a framework with words in their feelings and let men follow his ideas. For example, in the afternoon 1 1, he invited you to have a barbecue. At this point, you start to struggle. If you promise him, you will be too reserved. If you don't say yes, you seem afraid to miss the opportunity. They usually reply like this: thank you, but this date seems a little urgent. Recently, the company has been working overtime, and I get off work every day 1 1. I will be busy next week. You can wait until the other party replies. You can say it in advance if you make an appointment next time. I stagger the time. 1 first kept its own principles. You give others time to think. 3. If you express it properly, he won't feel frustrated. Instead, he got a hint that you will definitely have a chance to date again, so sometimes we have to dare to refuse and express and use a framework to open up the space. 3. Mobilize men's emotions and make them actively involved. Sometimes men are actually more realistic than women. If you don't give him candy, he can't arouse their enthusiasm. So you can follow the following tips. 1 reassure me that you are the man I think you are. 2 Set the frame. Although you are my man, I also have my demands. You must make me feel safe enough before I will consider being with you. What is a sense of security? It means that men should pay more, receive holiday gifts at work and say that they love me every day. You not only test each other, but also guide them to pay for you constantly. These are some common skills of green tea women. By mastering these three points, you can increase your charm among men and eat each other firmly. I hope it helps your feelings.
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