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Ask for some interesting questions, or interesting psychological tests or jokes.

1 Who in the world will suddenly get old?

Answer: the bride.

Because today is the bride, tomorrow is the wife.

How much is a heart worth?

Answer: 1 100 million.

Because you are single-minded!

How much do I need to bring when I go out in typhoon weather?

Answer: 40 million.

Don't go out because there is nothing to do in typhoon weather.

The exam is coming. What books can't I read?

Answer: encyclopedia

All the encyclopedias are lost.

If tomorrow is the end of the world, why should someone commit suicide today?

[Answer] Have a place in heaven

Q: What are cloth and paper afraid of?

A: cloth is afraid of 10 thousand, paper is afraid of one thousand.

Reason: not (cloth) afraid of 10 thousand, just (paper) afraid of one thousand.

Question 7: What is the pencil surname?

A: Xiao.

Reason: Sharpen (sharpen) the pencil.

Q: What will Kirin become when it arrives at the North Pole?

Answer: ice cream.

Reason: ice cream (iced unicorn).

Question 9: From 1 to 9, which number is the most diligent and which number is the laziest?

Answer: 1 lazy; 2 Diligence

Reason: One (1) does not do two (2) endlessly.

10 Question: How to make sparrows quiet?

Answer: Click.

Reason: Silence (silence).

1 1 Question: Who runs fastest in history?

Answer: Cao Cao

Reason: Speak of the devil.

12 question: 30-50 which number is worse than bear shit!

Answer: 40

Reason: Facts speak louder than words.

13 question: what should I do if the pigs in the pigsty run out (name a singer)?

Answer: Wang Leehom.

Reason: to coax.

14 question: What should I do if I come out again (name a singer)?

The answer is: Han Hong.

Reason: Still coax.

15 September 28th is Confucius' birthday, so what's the date of 10 June 28th?

Answer: Confucius full moon

16 the wolf is coming (guess)?

Answer: carambola (sheep escape)

17 what would the world be like if Chiang Kai-shek were still alive?

Answer: One more person. ...

18 There are carp under these two pieces of ice (four-word idiom)?

Answer: Be polite (there are carp in the ice).

19 why does tofu hurt people?

Answer: Because it is frozen tofu.

A bus had an accident and everyone was injured. Why is Xiaoming okay?

A: Because he is not in the car.