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Ask for some interesting questions, or interesting psychological tests or jokes.
Answer: the bride.
Because today is the bride, tomorrow is the wife.
How much is a heart worth?
Answer: 1 100 million.
Because you are single-minded!
How much do I need to bring when I go out in typhoon weather?
Answer: 40 million.
Don't go out because there is nothing to do in typhoon weather.
The exam is coming. What books can't I read?
Answer: encyclopedia
All the encyclopedias are lost.
If tomorrow is the end of the world, why should someone commit suicide today?
[Answer] Have a place in heaven
Q: What are cloth and paper afraid of?
A: cloth is afraid of 10 thousand, paper is afraid of one thousand.
Reason: not (cloth) afraid of 10 thousand, just (paper) afraid of one thousand.
Question 7: What is the pencil surname?
A: Xiao.
Reason: Sharpen (sharpen) the pencil.
Q: What will Kirin become when it arrives at the North Pole?
Answer: ice cream.
Reason: ice cream (iced unicorn).
Question 9: From 1 to 9, which number is the most diligent and which number is the laziest?
Answer: 1 lazy; 2 Diligence
Reason: One (1) does not do two (2) endlessly.
10 Question: How to make sparrows quiet?
Answer: Click.
Reason: Silence (silence).
1 1 Question: Who runs fastest in history?
Answer: Cao Cao
Reason: Speak of the devil.
12 question: 30-50 which number is worse than bear shit!
Answer: 40
Reason: Facts speak louder than words.
13 question: what should I do if the pigs in the pigsty run out (name a singer)?
Answer: Wang Leehom.
Reason: to coax.
14 question: What should I do if I come out again (name a singer)?
The answer is: Han Hong.
Reason: Still coax.
15 September 28th is Confucius' birthday, so what's the date of 10 June 28th?
Answer: Confucius full moon
16 the wolf is coming (guess)?
Answer: carambola (sheep escape)
17 what would the world be like if Chiang Kai-shek were still alive?
Answer: One more person. ...
18 There are carp under these two pieces of ice (four-word idiom)?
Answer: Be polite (there are carp in the ice).
19 why does tofu hurt people?
Answer: Because it is frozen tofu.
A bus had an accident and everyone was injured. Why is Xiaoming okay?
A: Because he is not in the car.
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