Who can give a funny sketch script to an eight-person campus in a dormitory?

Characters: dormitory uncle, n boys, n girls props: tables and chairs, brands, money, watercolor pens, newspapers and so on. (A table, uncle sitting on a stool) Uncle: The world is getting worse, morality is declining, people are distracted, and the team is not easy to bring. Now some male students are a bit obscene, and they want to rush in when they see the girls' dormitory. (At this moment, a boy wants to sneak in) Uncle: (Strikes the table) Stop! Demo, play dirty with me, you are still young. Man A: What are you shouting? I've never seen a handsome guy. Uncle: Just you? Look at the mountains and waters from a distance, grin from a distance, look at the mountains and waters from a distance, and look at freckles from a distance. Man A: How dare you insult me? Do you know who I am? Man A: I'm a legendary handsome man. I'm called a landslide, a ghost sees sorrow, a combination of beauty and wisdom, the embodiment of hero and chivalry. Everyone loves me, and I do everything for my friends and my girlfriend. Uncle: Oh, aren't you the uncle who owes me a beating when I was a child and a scolding when I grow up, and has no money to buy cards online and play Tetris? Man A: Low key, low key. Uncle: No, more funny sketch scripts are in the literature library: www.wenku8.com/xiaopinjuben/ Male A: It doesn't matter if you don't know them. I will come to see you often in the future. We are all from Normal University, and we are our own. You stay here and watch, and I'll help you patrol. Uncle: Please (Fan Wei). Man A: Don't thank me. This is what we young pioneers should do. Uncle: Stop! Come back, come back, you almost got in. Uncle: Are you the only one who wants to blend in? A weak word kuo (the first sound) is on my face. As a freshman, I have the cheek to tell you about the Young Pioneers. Disappear in front of my eyes immediately. (Action: Man A makes a stop) Man A: My father works in a factory. Uncle: Which factory is your father from? Man A: My father is from the crematorium and my mother is from the funeral home. This is my business card. I can give you a 99% discount if anything happens to your family in the future. Uncle: Your skin itches. Man A: I see your face is blue, your pupils are dilated, you have epilepsy in the upper body and a stroke in the lower body. Why don't I book you a seat first? Uncle: If you don't fight for three days, you'll go to the house and uncover the tiles! (Two men jump out-soldier A and soldier B) Uncle: Who is that? Get him. (Man A is dragged out) Man A (loudly): 10% off! 50% off buy one get one free! (Man A disappears, man B continues, and uncle continues to read the newspaper) Man B: (While singing, he goes on stage) Everyone says I look like Chow Yun Fat, but in fact I look like Andy Lau. Man b: I'm bored to death. Being handsome is annoying. If I were a girl, I would marry myself. Uncle: What's your name again? Man B: You can call me by my nickname. My nickname is Jay. Uncle: Jay, what are you doing here? Have you tried? Man B: Nothing, just looking around. Uncle: Then why did you turn around here? Do you know where this is? Man B: Isn't it the girls' dormitory? Girls' dormitory, boys are moving forward. Uncle: The abdomen is slightly contracted, the chest is naturally raised, the shoulders are stretched back, the neck is raised ~ ~ ~, and the feet are not raised, right? Uncle: If you go any further, you will be fined. 10 yuan, 3050 yuan! Man B: You rob money, my poor boy. You can't treat me like this. Uncle: (looking up and down) Why can't I see that you are poor?