I want to vomit.

There was a farmer flying, and the stewardess was afraid that he would get airsick and threw up all over the floor, so she told him:

"Wait a minute when you want to vomit, just spit in this bag. Don't spit outside! "

The farmer agreed. The stewardess left, and later came back to see the farmers obedient before throwing up in the bag.

So she went back, and when she came out again, she found the whole plane throwing up everywhere.

Only the farmer looked at the stewardess innocently, and the stewardess asked what was going on. The farmer said this: "I was about to throw up, so I drank half a bag for fear of throwing up outside." They all threw up.

On a business trip to Xi 'an, a Dalian native boasted a lot about how good Dalian was, then said that Dalian held a grand celebration on the centenary of its founding, and then asked a person next to him, "Is there any celebration on the centenary of Xi 'an?" A few Xi 'an's buddies next to him were shocked. After a while, they forced out a sentence: "I remember when Xi' an established its capital 600 years ago, there was a' bonfire emperor' ..."

On the bus, a young mother breast-fed her baby, and the baby didn't eat honestly. The young mother was angry and said, "Do you want to eat?" If you don't eat, I'll give it to my uncle next to me! "I said several times in a row. The uncle sitting next to him couldn't help saying, "Little friend, write me a letter and talk about eating or not. Uncle has been to two stops? !

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