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Liu Gang, a member of "Rising Sun Masculine" who caught fire in the 20 12 explosion, clashed with an old man passing by while driving a luxury car.

When the mood was intense, Liu Gang got off the bus and "beat" the old man with an iron bar. After this news broke out, the negative news of rising sun masculinity also followed.

Scandals such as driving a luxury car, running a red light and deliberately blocking the license plate have all been turned over.

Since then, that "rising sun masculine" has never appeared again.

In fact, looking back at what happened to them in recent years, we may understand that it is inevitable that they have come to this step.

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Wang Xu, born in 1966, is doomed to ups and downs.

Originally, the family was not bad, but an accident turned the family upside down.

My father used to be an employee of an airplane factory in Xi 'an, and my mother was a teacher.

This family belonged to a "high match" family at that time.

Unexpectedly, when he was 3 years old, his father died.

My mother has not declined in Xi 'an, so she can only take three children back to her hometown in Shangqiu.

Wang Xu is the only boy in the family, with an elder sister above and a younger sister below.

Young, he has to shoulder the responsibility of the whole family since childhood.

After returning to Shangqiu, the mother's meager teaching salary is difficult to maintain the expenses of three children.

Children will farm with their mothers, on the one hand, they can support themselves, on the other hand, they can sell more or less money.

However, after farming, living conditions have not improved.

Family life is still tight.

After graduating from junior high school, Wang Xu went to work to support his family.

At that time, the farm in Minquan County was hiring people.

Wang Xu went to the farm and became a worker.

But the core monument of Wang Xu's life does not seem to belong to this land.

Farmers in the same village built new houses by farming, and the living conditions here have not been improved.

I still owe a lot of foreign debts.

The burden of life overwhelmed Wang Xu.

He always feels that his life should not be just farming.

Wang Xu, who is very sad every day, can only sing alone in the field to relieve his inner anguish.

I also spent 45 yuan on an acoustic guitar.

1988, 22-year-old Wang Xu got married.

In the same year, a song and dance troupe went to the county to recruit students.

Wang Xu went up to sing Chyi Chin's About Winter.

This song written by Chyi Chin has a feeling of sadness and helplessness.

Wang Xu's magnetic and slightly hoarse voice is very suitable for singing this song.

There is helplessness and vicissitudes in the song.

I immediately touched the head of the choir.

It was the busy farming season, and Wang Xu still had a lot of work to do.

In order to let Wang Xu go with himself without any worries,

With a dozen actors in the group, I ran to Wang Xu's house to help him with farm work.

A dozen actors pull peanuts in the fields all day.

Somehow, Wang Xu didn't stay in the chorus in the end.

The following year, Wang Xu's son was born.

At this time, he was under great pressure and thought that farming could not make a living.

Not long after the child was born, he went out to work with his bag on his back.

Liu Gang was only six years old at that time.

Liu Gang was born in a village in Mudanjiang.

Liu Gang was fatter when he was a child.

I don't work neatly, and I will be rolled over by pigs when I feed them.

Liu Gang's family conditions are also very general.

After studying for several years, Liu Gang was drafted into the army.

At this time, it will be 10 years before they meet.

Wang Xu, who has no education, can only earn money by physical strength.

He worked as a porter, carrying goods and unloading goods.

Both Shaanxi and Xinjiang have his footprints.

Despite hard work and ability, life is still difficult.

Wang Xu's bones rattled when the heavy goods were carried on his shoulders.

When I was poorest, I didn't earn a dime at home for half a month.

For several days, a few people in a family can only eat steamed bread and pickles.

"You get what you pay for"

It is a "luxury" to face the younger son conveniently.

Wang only coaxed his son to say that he would eat steamed bread today and instant noodles tomorrow.

This bitter life lasted for a long time.

Wang Xu's life has been bitter for a long time.

Fortunately, his wife and children have been with him.

In 2000, he came to Beijing.

He got a job burning boilers in Beijing.

One month/kloc-more than 0/000 salary, life is still tight.

But what makes him most happy is that there is KTV upstairs.

The boss told him that when there were no guests, he could sing for free.

This has become the only pleasure in Wang Xu's gloomy days.

But the good times didn't last long, and this KTV closed down.

Wang Xu, who lost his job, went to work in a warehouse.

Handling and tally are his daily work.

I also rented a room in a dilapidated tube-shaped building.

Only about 7 square meters.

After my son graduated from college, he lived with him.

On holidays, he sings underground with his guitar.

Wang Xu sang in the underground passage of Gongzhufen for the first time.

It is only a few hundred meters away from CCTV.

However, the people inside and the people outside are two completely different living conditions.

Wang Xu, who just started singing, was embarrassed to speak, only dared to play the piano.

The first time I spoke was with the help of three bottles of beer.

On that occasion, a mother took her daughter across the ground.

Wang Xu happened to be playing the guitar.

The little girl was attracted by the sound of the guitar, and then her mother stopped to listen to Wang Xu with her.

After the play, the mother asked her daughter:

"Is it nice?"

The daughter said, "Not bad."

Seeing that her daughter likes it, her mother asked Wang Xu: Can you sing? Or just for fun?

Wang Xu saw a passer-by ask him for the first time.

He quickly said, "Yes!"

Then I got up the courage and sang a song "Grass" for my mother and daughter.

Singing to the moving place, Wang Xu's mood can no longer be closed.

This song is about you, me and him.

After singing this song, his mother gave him two yuan.

This is also the first time that Wang Xu made money by singing.

Although there are only two pieces, it gives Wang Xu great confidence.

Since then, Wang Xu's singing career has been "out of control".

02

Fates are always strikingly similar.

At that time, Liu Gang and Xu lived a "dark" life.

When he was poorest, he sold the pot at home and bought several steamed buns for 3 yuan.

Liu Gang has done almost all the work that Wang Xu has done.

Xu, Liu Gangzai sings in the underground during her break.

He sings in Fuxingmen.

Liu Gang began to sing a little better than Wang Xu.

He earned more than 20 yuan on his first day of singing.

Liu Gang is younger than Wang Xu 10 years old.

In choosing songs, Liu Gang is more in line with the tastes of young people.

The first time I sang to make money, I sang Xu Wei's Starry Sky.

Choosing songs is fashionable, so Liu Gang attracts many young people passing by.

Besides singing, he also works as an hourly worker.

I helped the restaurant move beer, bought my own goods and set up a stall.

Two men with musical dreams are about to meet.

03

In 2004, the underground passage of Gongzhufen could not be sung.

Wang can only carry his guitar to Fuxingmen underground passage.

So, Wang Xu and Liu Gang met for the first time.

When Wang Xu arrived at Fuxingmen, Liu Gang was singing.

Wang Xu come forward to pick up a sentence:

"Brother, when did you sing?"

Liu gang thought that Wang Xu was going to rob the business and replied:

"The piano next to it is still occupied. It's not your turn today. "

Wang Dui just smiled, put on his guitar and went home.

The next day, King Xu came to Fuxingmen to sing before six o'clock.

I didn't expect Liu Gang to start.

He came before him. He came at five o'clock.

This time, Wang Xu didn't "grab territory".

Two people have no deal, Wang Xu turned to leave.

At this point, the fate of the two has just begun.

Xidan was the hottest place to sing at that time.

Ren Yueli, the "Xidan Girl", also became famous here.

Liu Gang also came to Xidan to sing.

Once, Liu Gang's friend told him that there was a big brother who sang very well and wanted to introduce him.

As a result, he saw Wang Xu.

At this meeting, both Liu Gang and Wang Xu recognized each other.

Later, with the help of friends, they began to exchange music with each other.

After a while, they found that they had a lot in common in music.

The same likes and dreams make two men who are separated by teenagers more and more tacit.

They also have a singer they like together.

You should be able to guess.

That's Wang Feng.

Where interests are similar, let two people start to try to sing together.

It used to be "grabbing territory", but now it has become a combination.

Fate is so wonderful.

The two brothers became more and more familiar and often went to each other's house to play the piano and sing.

To this end, Wang Xu also bought a stereo.

Two people with musical dreams can open their hearts and sing at home.

The constant audience is each other's wife and children.

Friends occasionally weigh a few bottles of wine to join us.

Two hardworking men, working during the day, get together and sing at night.

There are too many dreams in this rented house with only seven or eight flats.

They are simple, have no gorgeous appearance, and have no exquisite clothes.

A lot of times it's tooling,

But as soon as they picked up the guitar, they were "radiant".

In that small room, the most popular song is Wang Feng's In Spring.

"No credit card, no 24-hour hot water, just a broken acoustic guitar."

It seems to be them.

This song is written in line with their hearts.

When the song was touching, both brothers let go of their shackles, closed their eyes and sang heartily.

Intoxicated and affectionate.

The friend next to me picked up the phone and recorded it.

Then I put this video online.

04

The year is 20 10.

They thought that few people would watch it.

But they didn't expect that those years coincided with the rise of short videos.

Many online bloggers began to make a fortune in those years.

This time, the two brothers finally stood on the tuyere.

Fly smoothly in the wind.

The number of hits on this video soon exceeded10 million.

Without modification, it is simple and moving.

Maybe that's why the audience supports them.

Video playback has not stopped, but is still growing.

People who don't know the internet can also know that they are on fire.

So Wang Xu and Liu Gang intend to catch the wind and make their dreams fly higher.

Two people sit down and prepare a combination name.

After thinking about it, I finally decided to take a word from their names.

"Rising Sun Masculine" was established.

For a time, the rising sun masculine became the reflection of countless migrant workers.

When everyone supports them, it seems that they are also supporting themselves.

Many workers are learning the rising sun's masculinity on the construction site, growling depressed emotions.

"There is no credit card or her, and there is no home with 24-hour hot water."

Become the voice of countless north drifters.

Then the Avenue of Stars handed them an olive branch.

The Avenue of Stars can be said to be a stage for grassroots players to pursue their dreams.

Bao, Sister Straw Hat, Phoenix Legend, Li Yugang and the blind all came out from that stage.

At that time, the rising sun masculine had an advantage over these guys.

Many viewers are familiar with their faces.

The stories behind them also make many people feel distressed.

On the stage, they successfully won the championship of the week with their inner sincerity and vicissitudes.

Later, I was invited by Zhejiang Taiwan's popular program "I Love to Remember Lyrics".

Wang Xu and Zhejiang Taiwan in Liu Gangzai once again performed "In Spring".

Many people say that they are singing the "migrant workers" version of Spring.

There is no decoration, just blood.

This is enough to move the audience to tears.

At that time, all the staff who love to remember lyrics stood up and paid tribute to them and all the bottom workers in the world.

The musicians in the program group shed tears.

This is the climax of rising sun masculinity.

Many people say that the reason why Rising Sun Masculine has such a large audience is because their sincerity and kindness touched the audience.

Regarding the popularity of rising sun masculinity, some insiders also gave comments:

At that time, Wang Feng was preparing a "rock hero concert in full bloom" with Zheng Jun, Xú Zhēng and others.

There is no doubt that Wang Feng affirmed the rising sun's masculine singing.

What makes Wang Feng appreciate them more is that their inner simplicity and persistence in their dreams express the voices of the people at the bottom.

Wang Feng thinks this is the core of rock spirit.

So I invited them both to the stage of the concert,

Sing "In Spring" together.

This time, the rising sun masculine finally stood on the stage of ten thousand people.

Rising Sun Masculine performed with Tayu Lo and others in the spotlight.

Wang Feng's appearance in front of many media made them emerge spontaneously.

In a sense, Wang Feng is their benefactor and Bole.

Wang Feng was still taking care of them at that time.

Since then, Rising Sun's masculine career has reached its peak.

Soon, I boarded the 20 1 1 CCTV Spring Festival Gala.

On the Spring Festival Evening, I sang "In Spring" without any accident.

This time they are facing the global Chinese.

For the first time on such a big stage,

Rising sun masculine is a little nervous and choked.

So Liu Gangzai just said a few words and then lost his voice.

Like a movie in my mind, scenes flashed through the experience of drifting north in these years.

Towards the end, everyone choked back and sang.

This scene is still like a dream in retrospect.

How many times have the two brothers from Beipiao passed CCTV?

The underground passage for singing is not far from the studio.

They dared not even think about it, and one day they went in by themselves.

This is their peak and the beginning of the downward trend.

05

The stage of the Spring Festival Evening gives the rising sun a layer of "gold".

Since then, invitations from Shang Yan have kept coming.

Singers who have attended the Spring Festival Gala are naturally praised by the audience as "big names".

The appearance fee is rising.

Every time I go to the event site, I sing "In the Spring", which lasts about four minutes, and the performance fee is 350,000.

Once more than Wang Feng appearance fee.

Today's rising sun masculine is not the person who used to sell pots and buy steamed bread.

After being rich, the brothers have less confession and more ideas than before.

Liu Gang asked his cousin to be the group manager.

No one is a fool, obviously it is the combination of two people. Why should the person you use be your "confidant"?

Not to be outdone, Wang Xu also called his friends over and became a portfolio broker.

The combination of two brokers sounds like a real joke.

Needless to say, anyone with a discerning eye can see that this is a sign of disagreement.

Wang Xu and Liu Gang also announced their acceptance of the invitation of film and television dramas.

At this time, producer Wang Tong gave the invitation letter of the film and television drama "Just for fun" to Rising Sun Masculine.

Wang Xu also agreed.

Wang Tong also left the theme song to the rising sun masculine to sing.

As a result, the rising sun masculine stopped shooting.

This made Wang Tong very angry.

At that time, the rising sun's masculinity showed the performance of "sharing pains, not sharing joys and sorrows".

But after becoming famous, Wang Xu did a lot of things to give back to the society.

The film "Xiao Jian Choir" co-produced with Gao Yalin is to appeal to the society to care about left-behind children.

Wang Xu also donated all the film money to charity foundation.

At that time, Wang Xu and Liu Gangming appeared to be a couple, but rarely appeared in private.

I won't refuse an invitation to sing on the same stage.

But many times, we all do our own things and don't know each other.

Wang Feng came before the rising sun went down.

An article by Wang Feng pushed the originally separated two brothers to the brink of death.

Wang Feng said in a long article that the rising sun masculine has many inappropriate remarks.

I once regarded In Spring as my masterpiece.

Some viewers even said that Wang Feng was sung by the rising sun.

All kinds of remarks exposed the weakness of public awareness of copyright.

Rising Sun Masculine has never paid copyright fees to Wang Feng.

I have never paid a penny for the production of In Spring.

But they can sing this song for free and get the rising performance fee.

This is undoubtedly a disrespect for copyright.

Wang Feng also said that the ban on singing "In Spring" is also good for them.

If you want to be a singer, but you don't have your own masterpiece, you will never get far by building others.

This time, the ban on singing has undoubtedly broken the financial path of the rising sun masculine.

The two brothers came from the grass roots and had a certain audience.

Many viewers also speak for them, because they are distressed by their origins.

Unexpectedly, the two brothers who earned a lot of money have already bid farewell to the word "grassroots".

06

Liu Gang's negative news was quickly exposed.

Driving a luxury car, speeding, living in a mansion, running a red light, deliberately blocking the license plate.

Even because the old man was slow, he got off the bus and took an iron bar and clashed with the old man.

Wait a minute. A series of news made the rising sun masculine rush to the peak of public opinion.

Soon, Liu Gang came out and responded that he just had a language conflict with passers-by.

There was no conflict with the old man, everything was a misunderstanding.

However, it is too late to explain everything.

The audience who praised them at first have been disappointed in them.

In addition, I have never had my own work, and I have eaten all over the world with a song "In Spring".

Many netizens said they didn't buy it.

You can sell love once, and the audience will be bored if you sell love every day.

Later, Asahi Masculine wrote some songs one after another, and there was no response.

After this public opinion, the two brothers flew separately.

It was said that it would not be dissolved, but it did not appear again.

It's easy to go from frugality to luxury, but it's hard to go the other way.

I have experienced a good life, and I will definitely not go back to a rented house of several square meters.

Wang Xu simply returned to his hometown in Henan, continued to farm and enjoyed his retirement.

Liu Gang climbed to AG, a music producer in Northeast China.

Two years ago, AG wrote a song "Miss Youth" for Liu Gang to sing.

Therefore, Liu Gang is a little angry again.

Wang Shuo started a live broadcast on the network platform.

Make fun of past fame.

In another interview, Wang Xu said that his present appearance fee is a double-digit start.

Hundreds of thousands have become hundreds of thousands, and the gap is really big.

In March of this year, "Avenue of Stars" sold a wave of feelings.

Invite former contestants to reunite.

The rising sun is coming.

However, the two brothers who did not dissolve did not sit together.

However, this party on the Avenue of Stars may make them understand that it is because of two people, not because of one person.

A month later, the rising sun was reunited and appeared on the street to sing.

Therefore, few people know about them.

I wanted to sell a wave of feelings, but few people bought it.

Only a few older passers-by recognized them.

It is for this reason that they are lonely.

Empty feelings, no innovation.

At first, the audience praised them because they were pure and sincere at heart.

But then, it seems to have changed.

If you want to gain a foothold in the music world, without your own talent and strength, it is destined to be an instant hit.

Looking back at the big names in the music world, the reason why they have been standing in the music world is because there have been a steady stream of excellent works.

No one can fool a lifetime with a song, let alone cover other people's songs to become an excellent singer.

After I became popular, I didn't take the money I earned to study. On the contrary, I have been making money from Shang Yan by consuming my audience.

So a flash in the pan is also very good.

After all, it takes luck to become popular, and Changhong needs strength.

I look forward to the day when they return to the stage.