Those jokes in the animal kingdom

A collection of jokes and stories from the animal kingdom.

1. The donkey was exhausted by pulling the carrot hanging in front of it.

The animals got together to comment on this matter, and the cow said: The donkey's health is too poor. Look at my farmland.

The dog said: the nearsighted donkey can only see what is in front of him.

The rooster said, Grandpa is cruel. To get more noodles, he watched the donkey die.

When I was in my hand, I suddenly heard my grandfather shout: dinner! All the animals dispersed in a hubbub?

2. The chicken grew up slowly and began to think about many problems and how it came into this world.

So he asked his mother:? Mom, do you know where I come from?

Mom said:? I hatched you! ?

The elephant teacher in the zoo school was ill, and the naughty little monkey classmates in the class went to visit her. Mr. Elephant, I must have disobeyed you and made you angry. I will study hard in the future and never make you angry again! ?

? Good boy, huh? The teacher stroked the little monkey's head with a weak nose.

? What are you going to study?

? Teacher, I want to study meteorology and be a meteorologist when I grow up! ?

Like a teacher $% $%% *

The prince of dung beetle kingdom broke the law, so he should be punished.

The whole country was shocked, and many dung beetles expressed: Should the prince break the law? Dung beetles? Same crime!

The king longed to love his son, but under the pressure of public opinion, he had no choice but to consult his military adviser?

The next day, the king asked a man with a flat tongue to announce that the dung beetle prince would punish him with shit!

The people cheered and the public opinion stopped.

A sound? Execution? After that, the scarab prince was thrown in? Shit? In the pile?

The tiger and the mole have feelings for the white rabbit at the same time. The tiger guards the door of the white rabbit every day and doesn't allow any animals to come near it. The mole quietly dug a tunnel to the little white rabbit's house and quietly put a carrot beside her bed every morning.

The little white rabbit knows that the tiger likes her, but she knows that the mole is true love. Love is possession, love is giving? .

So the white rabbit thought about it and finally married the local porcupine.

6. A chicken asked the pig: Where is the master?

Pig: I went out to buy mushrooms.

The chicken ran away when it heard this.

The pig said, why are you running?

Chicken: Master, don't run away when you buy vermicelli!

7. The princess kissed the frog and the frog became a prince. The prince knelt down and said to the princess, beautiful and kind princess, thank you for saving me. I have another wish. ?

The princess blushed: Go ahead, I'll give you what you want. ?

So the prince took a female frog out of his pocket?

8. In the eyes of pigs, uncle butcher is simply a hero.

Because every time the butcher comes to inspect, he will choose some of the fattest pigs to kill. Then he took back a pot of pig food and said to the pigs, "Usually these fat pigs bully you and rob you of the pig food that should belong to you." Now I kill them and give them to you. "

The pigs were moved to tears and felt that they were the' caring people' of all the thin pigs in the world.

9. The little white rabbit saw a snail crawling slowly on the ground and asked. Snail, snail, why are you crawling so slowly?

The snail looked up and said, Look what's on my back.

The little white rabbit suddenly realized that the house on your back is too heavy, so climb slowly. ?

The snail snorted. Idiot, I want to tell you that a man like you who has no house is still a diaosi no matter how fast he runs. ?

10、? When I see you, I want to eat a fly. ?

? You hate it! ? Miss Frog fell into Mr Frog's arms.

1 1、? Dad, don't worry. Although my academic performance is not good, my teacher still cares about me. ?

? Oh? How do you care?

Dung beetles Jr. said? Teachers often ask me: Did you grow up eating shit? ! ?

12, the salted fish asked the Zen master: Zen master Zen master, they all say that salted fish turns over. When will I turn over?

The Zen master smiled. Right now. ? He turned the salted fish over and greeted everyone that we were almost finished there. Let's eat here. ?

13、? Mom, mom, I seem to have obsessive-compulsive disorder. ?

? Why do you say that?

? I can't sleep without putting my hands under my head. ?

? Then you can play! ?

? Mom, mom, it seems difficult for me to choose. ?

? Why do you say that?

? I don't know which hand to put under my head. The little octopus asked his mother.

14、? Mom, I have diarrhea. That's great. Can I add vegetables tonight? The dung beetle's mother said.

15. Giraffe was very angry after visiting a mouse's house.

Mother deer asked:? What happened? Did they bully you?

The giraffe said angrily. They are all sitting in the room drinking, and I am the only one eating out, alone. ?

16, a tortoise climbed over the snail. The snail was injured and the police took it to the hospital.

When the snail woke up, the police asked him what had happened.

The snail said, I don't know, it all happened so fast! ?

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