Stephen Chow's classic quotations.

Selected sentences from Stephen Chow's classic quotations.

1, if you don't have a dream, what's the difference with salted fish?

2. After chatting very congenially, I paid the medical expenses.

Even a pair of underwear and a piece of sanitary paper have their uses.

If you don't remember, forgetting is also a kind of happiness.

Being a handsome boy is very painful, and you grotesque people won't understand.

6. It is our duty as citizens to eliminate violence and be calm. Doing good deeds and accumulating virtues is my own interest, so I help the old lady cross the street once a week. If it is a national holiday, I will do it two or three times more.

7, relying on the sky! Slay the dragon!

8, two girls, have pity on me, my family of six died overnight. I'm infected with 10 consumption. You can buy me.

9. I've never felt so fresh and refined. The freshness of beef, the sweetness of urine shrimp and the mixed taste are even worse than "rat point", just like being more poetic than my first love. When I looked up, I found that it was moonlight and sank back. I suddenly remembered my home. What a beautiful poem! What a beautiful poem!

10, why do you treat me like a pig? Let me sleep as soon as you see me.

1 1, ten thousand years is too long, love me, now.

12, Xiao Qiang! Xiao Qiang, what's wrong with you Xiao Qiang? Xiao Qiang, you can't die! I live alone with you, share weal and woe for so many years, and have been teaching you to raise you as your own flesh and blood. Unexpectedly, today, white-haired people send black-haired people.

13, everyone is a god of food as long as he puts his heart into it.

14, unhappy, even if it is useless to live forever, happy, even if it can only live for a few days!

15, one township and two Li * * * Three masters don't know the four books, five classics and six arts, and dare to teach seven or eight children. Ten rooms and nine poor people make up 827.65 yuan, but they are still half-hearted and wait for one.

16, don't think I won't hit you just because you are handsome.

17, I have never tried such a fresh and refined feeling. The freshness of beef, the sweetness of shrimp and the mixed taste are even worse than "rat point", just as they are more poetic than my first love. Looking up, I found that it was moonlight and sank back. It suddenly occurred to me that home is a good poem! What a beautiful poem!

18, look, that man looks like a dog.

19. In ancient times, Guan Yunchang concentrated on playing chess and scraping bones to cure poison. Today, concentrate on watching salty films, digging bones and taking warheads.

20. Fate is really unfair. Why did I lose my hair when I was so handsome? You are so ugly, but don't lose your hair.

2 1. In this play, she fully shows the sigh and depression of a wife abandoned by her husband. No matter in her eyes, expressions, movements and behaviors, she can play a meticulous and incisive role, especially in the last horse-throwing action, which can show postmodernism and strong accusations against society.

22. Don't blame me for being too frank! It's a joke to kill me with your rotten sweet potatoes and rotten eggs!

23, born in He Huan, why wait for death.

24. Actually, I am an actor.

25, ridiculous! I dare say that in front of me, no one dares to pretend, please be quiet!

26. One good turn deserves another, and one evil turn deserves another. There is a natural cycle, and the weather is beautiful. I once caught a dragon and a phoenix by mistake. The emperor caught me today, which is really instructive. My admiration for the emperor is like a raging river and an uncontrollable Yellow River.

27. Do you know that you are the most beautiful?

28. It's really disappointing. Hearing your voice, I think you are a very emotional and imaginative person. Look at you all over, I know you have no connotation.

29. I reached the highest level of my life at such a young age, and then I had no choice but to end my life!

30. Can you leave some memories? No, if you want to stay, stay with your people.

3 1, my admiration for you is really like a raging river, boundless, and like the uncontrolled Yellow River flooding.

More than 32.30 years ago, when I was in middle school, I really thought about her all the time. Sometimes I stop urinating suddenly, and then I think of her. My heart is so sweet that I forgot to pee after half a bubble.

Sister, you are not afraid of being laughed at, or even the dog will faint.

34. You don't have to make trouble. I will expose my life. I died at the age of three, four, five, six, seven or eight, ten, eleven, and your man was hooked by me.

36. It is our duty as citizens to eliminate violence and keep quiet, and it is my own interest to do good deeds, so I help the old lady cross the street once a week. If it is a national holiday, I will do it two or three times more.

37.ah! The master's thinking is really like sailing against the current, and he is worthy of being a king with thoughts.

38. Do you need a reason to like someone? Need it? Don't you need it? Need it?

39. If there is no dream, what is the difference with salted fish?

40, eldest brother, you are just a robber, don't be like others!

4 1, he is arrogant, but kind-hearted. He keeps a low profile, but he is admired by thousands of people. He can bring the fire given by God to the extreme and cook a super dish called the art of fire. Is he immortal? Or the Hellscream? No one knows, but what is certain is that everyone gives him a title-food-God!

42, I should hit you, don't hurt you!

43. Good love is a shameless act of pretending to be reserved. Don't wait until you are shameless and pretend to be reserved before you cry.

44. Sweeping the floor is only my superficial work. I am really a research monk (student).

45. I am a person with complicated feelings. If a person with complicated feelings only loves you, he will become emotionally defective. Even if you have a person with emotional defects, it's no use.

With your wisdom, it is difficult for me to explain it to you!

47. You have lemon head, mouse eyes, aquiline nose, eight eyebrows, ears, big mouth, old Qiang teeth, wick neck, high and low shoulders, long and short hands, chicken breast, dog belly and useless waist. If I were you, I would have killed myself.

48. People are born of mothers, and demons are born of mothers. As long as you have a kind heart, you are no longer a demon, but a shemale.

49, I left Qinglong, right white tiger, the old cow at the waist, the faucet in the chest, people stop killing, the Buddha stops killing!

50, wrong! This is not an ordinary box, it is the god in the box, referred to as the box god!

5 1, even a piece of toilet paper and a pair of underwear have their own uses.

52. What did you say? You can tell such a lie? Do you have a conscience? I'm sorry about your parents, right? Is it worthy of this country? Hold a press conference to clarify, or I will skin you, tear your bones and drink your blood!

53. In this way, I am a person with complicated feelings. If a person with complicated feelings only loves you, he will become emotionally defective. Even if you have a person with emotional defects, it's no use.

54. Can you be professional!

55. After beheading the head of a chicken, burning yellow paper, and dying for the alliance, Wei Xiaobao, you are my brother in the Heaven and Earth Society, and temporarily incorporated into Aoki Hall. We have ten commandments, twenty commandments, thirty commandments and eighty commandments. If you break one of them, even if you are my apprentice, you will die by the sword.

56. I have been lonely all my life, and the only one who lives alone is this head. I'm afraid it's not that easy for you to take it away.

57. Hurry back to Mars. The earth is dangerous!

As long as you say I can, even if the whole world says I can't, I don't care.

59. Giving birth to me is a side effect! Don't you like the manufacturing process?

60. You are so humorous. I didn't advertise that you have shit on your face.

6 1, once suffering, you know the real pain; Once you persist, you can let go of persistence; Once you pay attention, you can be carefree.

62. There is nothing wrong with you. It's your parents' problems that have made you like this.

64. Sir, your forehead is full of bones, your eyes are bright, immortals are reincarnated, and immortals come down to earth. I finally waited for you, so don't go. Although I let the cat out of the bag and disaster was inevitable, I was doomed. Even if I have to take a big risk, I will let you see the whole picture.

You go first. I will wait until my legs are not so shaky and my heart is not so chaotic.

66. Hey, I support you!

67. With your wisdom, can I scare you?

Are you hungry? I'll give you a bowl of noodles.

69. All love in the world is love, and there is no difference in size.

70. Only when you become stronger can you become more and more fairy tales.

7 1. What about his martial arts? It's called nine days and ten places. Bodhisattva shook her head in fear and split the golden lightning palm! Within 100 miles from Fiona Fang, people, animals, shrimps, crabs and fleas all flew to Huasong!

72. There was a sincere love before me, and I didn't cherish it until I lost it. The most painful thing in life is this. If I could start over, I would say to that girl: I love you! If you have to add a time limit to this love, it is ten thousand years!

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