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Small routines for chatting up boys on the internet

1, can stimulate men, but never directly declare that women can do some small moves, such as taking selfies with him at close range or wiping the rice off his mouth. Arouse the little throb in a man's heart when he approaches. In fact, the defense line in men's hearts is very low, and it is easier to compromise and "take the bait". Some provocative little actions of women can temporarily stimulate men's hormones and let men approach you actively. If you like a man who is at arm's length, you don't have to be bored with him every day, and sometimes you have to leave occasionally. Women should know how to play hard to get, not chase after them. Sometimes reserve is necessary. Men generally don't like women who are too active. Women who are at arm's length are more attractive to men, because such women are mysterious. 3. Learn to dress up as a gentle and graceful lady. A gentleman is graceful. Every man has the instinct of hunting, and women are the prey that men want to conquer. Men are all visual animals, and a woman's first impression is very important to men. Women should learn to dress themselves up, cause a man's visual impact, and let him only see you. I suddenly want to fall in love because I met you. No matter what kind of boy you say, you can catch him. When you say this to him, I believe he can't get over it for a long time. I don't know how to respond to you. Even if he wants to refuse, you can't find it. If he refuses you at the right time, there is really no resistance. Pick up boys online 2 1. When you decide to chase a boy, you must reinvent yourself, especially the WeChat circle of friends. Know what kind of content you should post, and don't post anything you catch. If you want a boy to know you, he will definitely go through the circle of friends. At this time, you must think about what kind of yourself you want to show each other. When you like others, you should also use your own brain. Especially when you are going to talk about that boy, you must see what kind of person he is. Friends circle can often see a person's emotional intelligence and a person's personality. Be sure to investigate and look carefully. This is the best way for you to talk about boys. Love stories of women teasing boys online: 1, "I'm looking for a store", "What store" and "Your phone" 2. "You look a little strange today" and "How strange?" "It looks strange" 3. "Have you gained weight again recently?" "No, why do you say that?" "Then why do you weigh more and more in my heart?" 4. "I hope one day." "I love you can write backwards. 5. "I am afraid of you", "Why" and "Because I am afraid of my husband" 6. "What are you? ""I'm a rabbit ""Don't you belong to me? "7." Can you laugh? ""... "I forgot to add sugar to my coffee." I'm looking for noodles. ""What noodles? "In Your Heart" 9. " The sun appears every day 12 hours on average. Do you know why it is so long? ""why? " "Because you want us to love each other for a long time" 10, "What do you belong to?" "I am a pig!" "You obviously belong to me! "Chatting skills with boys online 1, don't pretend to be weak and pathetic. If it is the first time to chat, don't say that you are uncomfortable in front of boys. Uncomfortable You haven't reached that stage yet. Girls say these words, which will make boys feel disgusted and think that you are really exquisite. Generally, boys will appreciate strong and optimistic girls, but they will not care about girls who pretend to be weak, so girls should restrain themselves and try their best to leave a good impression on boys. 2, reply not too simple online chat. Girls with low emotional intelligence or introversion always use the word "hmm" to reply to boys. This kind of reply makes boys feel that chatting with you is boring. If a girl really likes this boy, communicate with him as much as possible, and then bravely say love at an appropriate time. Don't feel ashamed. Maybe because of your big step, your feelings will go further and let him see your sincerity. 3. Prepare funny jokes. Girls want to talk more with boys they like, and they can find some funny jokes or jokes online. Even if the boy doesn't laugh after listening, he is still very comfortable and thinks you are an optimistic girl, so that the boy won't feel bored when chatting with you. Girls should keep a positive heart under any circumstances, which can also come in handy when chasing boys they like. I loved you very much yesterday, and I don't want to love you today, but I know that when I wake up tomorrow, my favorite person is you. In fact, people like me who are selfish and lazy, afraid of bothering others and being disturbed at the same time, often want to live alone in this world. Although I am lonely, I am relaxed and free, and I want to be with you for the rest of the time. If you are ugly, maybe I can take you shopping, watching movies, eating western food, walking, watching the stars and the moon, and talking about life philosophy from poems and songs, but you are so beautiful, I just want to fall in love with you. I want to tell you everything that comes to my mind, but I think one aspect of growing up is to be "independent"! I saw someone with a back like you tonight, not you, but I couldn't help watching all the way. There is a word on the billboard on the roadside that is your name. 6. Write the pinyin of "immediately", which is what I want to say to you. 7. Because I like you, I have seen a world I have never seen before by your light. 8. Me Before You didn't think about getting married, and he didn't think about anyone else after meeting you. Second, the boy chat routine 2 1, airport security why can't I always get through? Because they found that I still have you in my heart. 365 days a year. Guess which day I like? I like every day with you. 3. Are you a book? The more I watch it, the more I want to sleep. 4. I have super powers. I really like you. I want to fight with you in bed. You win, I sleep with you, you lose, I sleep with me. Remember, I haven't slept yet. Just thinking about you. 7. I especially like you without permission. Boys and girls are emotional animals, as long as you chat deeply enough, you won't believe that boys don't take the bait!