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Pray for a strong woman! (Of course, the man can't be a weak silver drop. ) introduce it! Don't be a female statue! ! Wait ~ ~ ~

I want my mysterious uncle

2 1 century Leng Xingnuo, the top secret service leader, was reborn in Beiyou, becoming the third Miss Ye bullied by the general government.

Early ugly face, full of scars, leg disability.

In the later period, the whole country seemed sweet and lovely, but in fact it was an amazing super genius, cold and cruel.

Adhere to the principle that people don't attack me and I don't attack, be smart, cunning, lazy and charming, strategize, win thousands of miles, turn hands into clouds and cover hands for rain. Just smile sincerely at men, which is very defensive.

Purple Mu Chen, the mysterious uncle of Beiyingguo, is ruthless. Absolute beauty, dressed in white, holding a glass flute, smiled and fell in love with this country.

He is also the master of Chen Juegu. He has the skill of bringing back the dead and the unpredictable skill of using poison. His martial arts are superior, and no one can beat him. He is amazing and brilliant, and his intelligence is unparalleled.

The temperament is cold, the hostess is spoiled, and she lives and dies together. Triplets —— See how Xing Er and Mu Mu's talented baby went to heaven. Prosperity and elegance

Highlights:

"Miss White! Pack up Yu Pei! " Chang Fei some impatient raised his voice.

"bold! You slave dare to yell at me. I put up with it at first, but now I can't stand it! " Bai Fenghua will be in the hands of a cup fiercely broken at Chang Fei's feet, tea spilled Chang Fei's shoes.

Chang Fei froze, and others in the lobby froze. Xiaocui also froze.

"Hey, what are you doing?" White yawned and came in from the side.

"Little brother, come here." Bai Fenghua looked up and picked his eyebrows and looked at Bai.

"Ah?" White stare big eyes, finally some awake.

"Come here and beat him!" Bai Fenghua pointed to Chang Fei.

"What?" Bai was completely dumbfounded.

"Chang Fei, the servant of the Southern King, is talking nonsense in the Prime Minister's office, which is a great insult to me, the Miss White House. You hit him as hard as you can. I'll give you whatever you want when I'm done. " Bai Fenghua raised her eyebrows and smiled like a fox, but her eyes flashed with a look.

Listening to that thing for nothing is like beating chicken blood. With a long whistle, a leg will have no reaction to come over Chang Fei kicked to the ground. Chang Fei was kicked to the ground with a scream, and panicked, completely unaware of what had happened.

"Xiaocui, hit him." Bai Fenghua casually told Xiao Cui, who was dumbfounded next to him, and then said to those who were stunned in the lobby, "Are you blind or something? This slave insulted the Prime Minister's office and hit your fourth young master. Did you watch the Prime Minister abuse you? Don't give it all to me! " Bai Fenghua said he had a good expression behind him. This statement is righteous and full of indignation. It is cruel and "outrageous" that Bai Fenghua can openly reverse black and white and order people to do it.

Then the servants in the lobby looked at each other. When they saw that Xiaocui had rushed up and stepped on Chang Fei's face, their hearts were greatly encouraged. Although this Chang Fei is also a servant, he is often arrogant. Today, my young lady spoke. Fourth Young Master and Xiaocui are both at work. What are you afraid of? Now some servants are born brave, rushing, hitting, scratching and kicking.

Poor Chang Fei has a second-class fighting spirit, but he was beaten in tears, his teeth were knocked out and his blood flowed. White has five levels of fighting spirit, and Xiaocui, the servant girl, has always had two levels of fighting spirit. Chang Fei was beaten without the strength to strike back, and Yu Pei did not know when and where to fly.

This group fight was really earth-shattering and terrible. Chang Fei that kill pig general shrieks echoed in the lobby, a clever servant has closed the door.

This is a real team battle, a real team battle.

The tragedy of bullying the less with more and bullying the weak with the strong.

The fire king fled from his favorite princess.

Content introduction:

Ling Shuiling, the eldest sister of the most powerful mafia boss in 2 1 century, crossed to Ling Shuiling, a famous beauty in the vast mainland and the daughter of Jia Ling, the richest man in China.

She has a pair of cold eyes, a fickle face and a dark belly, and has an amazing ability to make the gods cry.

She is by no means a kind person, she will be retaliated.

She keeps a low profile and likes to "surprise" the enemy.

When she watched the world make love, the whole world was shocked by her.

The flame of the wind, the strongest existence of the hurricane country, is called the fire king. I don't know what level his fighting spirit has reached, but I know he is invincible in the world.

Few people have seen his true face, only that he is bloodthirsty and ruthless, and he has a strong desire. Over the past few years, countless women have died suddenly at his hands.

By mistake, the elder sister of the underworld married the fire king, only to know that the fire king is completely different from the legend.

He is terminally ill and has burning pain every 15 days.

His weak appearance made her pity, and his persistence and forbearance made her heartache. She vowed: let him recover after hardships; Heaven and earth, also want to protect him.

However, the closer we get, the more we find that this person seems to have many faces …

Fragment 1: Bridal molestation

A prince is reading an erotic picture book in his hand.

The bride on the bed lifted the corner of the hijab. By candlelight, the man's angular side face was beautifully carved, thick eyelashes swept a shadow, his thin lips were slightly sipping, and his dark hair was scattered on his shoulders at will, adding a bit of charm.

Ok, if you dare to seduce, I will dare to take the bait!

"How can you watch this?" The bride copied the picture book in the man's hand and pointed it at his forehead to drink.

"Why can't you watch it?" The man looked wronged and blinked and cried.

"All right, all right." I can't stand the cute look of this man. The bride patted him on the head. "This is unhealthy reading, yellow, understand? See no evil. "

"Yellow things are delicious. What is indecent assault? " A man grabbed the lady's hand and gently kneaded it, triggering a playful smile on his mouth.

"Dear, I heard that you painted this' indecent assault'?"

"Madam, have you heard the story that a woman is a tiger?"

Ambiguous temperature rises rapidly, and anonymous gives an alarm in his heart.

"Lady" A man looked at the photo album. As soon as his long arm was loose, the anonymous person was overbearing and tied to his leg. "Miss, I want to flirt with you."

Segment 2: Spoil after marriage

"Honey, where did this thing come from?" A man holding the imperial edict looked awed.

"If you look fun, just play."

"This lady is too presumptuous this time for such an important matter." A handsome man's face sank and he said coldly.

Anonymous raised his eyebrows and a wisp of excited provocation rose from his mouth: I haven't dealt with this man for a long time.

Four eyes facing each other, sparks crackling.

A man waved his sleeves smartly and turned to the outside: "Someone!"

Three black guards answered.

Help? John doe is even more excited.

"Madam, this is the decree of the other three countries. The lady can play as long as she wants. " A man uncovered the silk on the tray, looked at anonymous and smiled like a dog. Regent's little darling

Abdominal black vs iceberg, Uber vs poison tongue! -

Mu Liang, the youngest regent and holy king in Guo Mu, was given a "Dragon Sword" by the first emperor, who could behead a bad king and destroy courtiers. He is more noble than the current emperor, handsome as a god, enchanting as a demon, and often has a lazy smile on his mouth; He is arrogant and unruly, but he has enough capital to be crazy. At a young age, he practiced magic and traveled all over the world in purple clothes, making it difficult to have an opponent. He is a "god killer" on the battlefield. He is ruthless and bloodthirsty. If he opposes him, there is only one ending. He can't live, begging for death. Although he is noble, although he is arrogant, although he is bloodthirsty, he is just a person who loves flowers and tears. For her, he washed away all the lead and put down his aristocratic status, and the man's blood will eventually soften. He is Mu Liang, a man who wants to marry Hua Qixue! Flowers cry and snow cry, abandoned babies in the mountains, buried by heavy snow, and their lives hang by a thread. They were saved by the infinite old man and became infinite disciples admired by the world, with powerful illusions that few people can achieve; She, with a stunning fairy figure, is fluttering in white, cold as snow and indifferent as a cloud, but there is still a fiery heart in her heart, waiting for people to discover it. She is a flower crying in the snow, named after crying in the snow when she was a child, but it can make people vomit blood when she grows up. It is really "flower blood"! At the top of the mountain, by the cold water pool, he is seven years old and she is five years old. He grabbed her hand and their fate began. He is the person who knows her best in the world. He has personally experienced the poison tongue under the mask of indifference, but his mind is full of it. She is the only person in the world who touches his truest side. No matter how elegant and noble the appearance, it can't hide the shameless, evil and evil in his bones, but even if she is hard to get emotional, her heart is still taken away by him. It is their wish to love each other and kill each other and lead a dull life, but when the fantasy continent resurfaces, where should they go? After the war of illusion, the war of the Three Kingdoms and the conspiracy, who is holding whose hand, standing on the top of the mountain and smiling at the world? When the battle of artifacts, the road of the strong, and the mystery of identity are revealed, who smiles at each other and walks with them?

In this article, the hostess is getting stronger and stronger.

The man is as strong as ever.