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There was a psychopath who claimed to be God. After being sent to a nursing home, Ren Lao called himself a god.
The doctor spent nearly half a year in diagnosis and treatment and found that his condition had improved considerably.
Yes, I called him to the office to check it out.
The doctor took the Bible and read Genesis in front of the patient. The patient just smiled and nodded, but he didn't.
Silence until the doctor read that Eve was tempted by the snake and ate the apple on the tree of life.
The patient said, "You are wrong. Eve eats bananas instead of apples. 」
The doctor said, "The Bible clearly says apples. How can it be a banana? 」
The patient smiled and said, "I gave the banana to Eve. How could I make a mistake? 」
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